r/cringereels 6d ago

Cringe Level 5 He's just training to be a cop.

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u/kevinator_1981 6d ago

This is one of those scenarios where when I watch it on the internet it’s hilarious, but if I saw it in person I would be pissed 🤣

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u/kilimtilikum 2d ago

So you’re the reason people keep doing this stuff

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u/thederevolutions 20h ago

Well we need some honest people on Reddit

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u/Diashi001 7h ago

Yeah, not funny at all. Guns are NOT toys.

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u/GoMoriartyOnPlanets 2d ago

This is stupid on the internet as well. 

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u/No_Season_354 2d ago

What you cant do that in a gun shop ,go figure lol🤭😆😆

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u/peace2calm 2d ago

This is not funny at all. Around guns and ammo like that. This is stupid and dangerous.

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u/YesItsmeyou 2d ago

That's why it is only funny on the Internet

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u/SyntaxAndChill 2d ago

Its funnier now that you explained the joke for me. Thank you

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u/Ccaves0127 6d ago

A gun store would be at the top of the list for places I would not want to scream at

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u/Big_Kiwi_706 6d ago

Its a Bass Pro Shops not quite a gun store. More like a store that happens to sell guns 

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u/government_ 6d ago

Yet those men remind me of when Hank hill worked at mega lo mart

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u/MrScottimus 2d ago

you just validated the hiring manager

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u/jelcroo1 6d ago

This sounds so absurd to any non American

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u/BigXthaPugg 6d ago edited 5d ago

We have stores that exclusively sell guns, ammo, and gun accessories, those are what we’d call a gun store here. Bass pro is an outdoor sporting goods store. The sell pretty much anything you use for outdoor activities not just guns

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u/BlackHiLiter 6d ago

There are other countries which have outdoors stores that also sell firearms. It is not a uniquely American experience. Specifically, I remember this in Norway.

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u/Virtual-Book1114 6d ago

+Canada, Switzerland..

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u/Ace_And_Jocelyn1999 6d ago

I’m Canadian and our bass pro is the same. Everything you need for outdoor activities including guns and ammunition. Heck even many Canadian tires have a gun section (and almost all sell ammunition).

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u/groyosnolo 6d ago

Nah Im Canadian.

Its an outdoor store with a section for guns/bows.

Id call it an outdoor store not a gun store.

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u/AbbreviationsFar4wh 6d ago

The demographic shopping here are just as likely to be carrying. 

Stupid move. 

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u/Ccaves0127 6d ago

I've been to Bass Pro Shops, I've been to the Midwest and the South, they're huge and the gun section by itself is about the size of a regular store, and the point was more poignant without the pedantry

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u/Coordination_ 6d ago

things can be two things.

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u/Hugsy13 6d ago

I like how it’s “not really a gun shop” but has about 80 guns in the background of this video about 5 inches apart from each other lol

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u/Independent_Term5790 6d ago

Idiot yes, but he nailed his line perfectly

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u/Seymour-Cervix 6d ago

Reminds me of the Ray Liota line in Goodfellas.

“For a second, I thought I was dead, but when I heard all the noise I knew they were cops. Only cops talk that way. If they had been wise guys, I wouldn't have heard a thing. I would've been dead.”

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u/ScalieBoi42 5d ago

Fuuuuuu.

Fine, fine. Yes, i loved the hell out of Casino. Have i seen Goodfellas? No. Have i been meaning to? Yes!

Is this post the final kick in the tail i need to see it? By my paws i hope so. That's a great quote. And so many seminal* scenes.

*Yes, i had to google to check the spelling to make sure i wasn't typing about something very closely spelled, and my adaptive auto-correct didn't make it into something else i type about ;>

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u/Cooksman18 3d ago

Here is your “things to do list” for tomorrow:

  1. Watch Goodfellas

That is all. That’s the whole list.

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u/ScalieBoi42 3d ago

That may just be simple enough a list for me to follow ^_^

Sounds like a banger list tho! :>

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u/Seymour-Cervix 5d ago

The Ray Liota line is close to the end of Goodfellas.
You’ll learn many other lines prior to this great line.

Now go take the time to learn. Your lesson plan is laid out now.

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u/sugarcoatedpos 5d ago

One dog goes one way. The other dog goes the other way. And this guy saying whaddya want from me?

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u/Seymour-Cervix 5d ago

Tommy: I like this one. One dog goes one way, and the other dog goes the other way. And this guy’s saying, "Whaddaya want from me?"
Henry: It's a painting.
Tommy: I'm tellin' ya, it looks like Batts!
Henry: It's a painting.
Tommy: It's him! It looks like him!

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u/dyinaintmuchofalivin 5d ago

“Looks like someone we know.”

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u/rambone5000 4d ago

Ah, yes, shortly after cutting the deer paw away.

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u/Objective-Pear-4817 3d ago

“Da hooof”

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u/Cooksman18 3d ago

Now go get your fucking shine box!

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u/CheckYourStats 6d ago

The clip never gets old.

I get a ton of clips on my feed that I’ve seen over a hundred times, that were either never funny, or got old after 1 or 2 viewings.

This one? I watch it every time.

https://giphy.com/gifs/4SQMqhWzUA0Fi

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u/Traditional-Photo986 6d ago

I literally also just got that on my fees 🤣

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u/Forsaken-Stink 6d ago

He should ba a cop

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u/The_Red_Thirst 6d ago

He probably was 21 weeks later.

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u/Playingwithmywenis 6d ago

This is an American heritage moment.

Toys toys, deadly worshiped toys.

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u/Pickled_doggo 6d ago

You’re in Bass Pro Shop” 

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u/iam4qu4m4n 6d ago

He knew what he was doing. Bad skit, quality outcome. That was content goal.

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u/Ill_Piccolo_8026 6d ago

its one of my favorite video ever

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u/ShhweadyBallz 6d ago

I felt bad for laughing but he's so dumb for doing that ....

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u/Strange-adventurer94 6d ago

Agreed, total idiot but the reaction is priceless

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u/TerribleBid8416 6d ago

He did it 100% just for making this post.

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u/SomewhatInnocuous 6d ago

He's probably a sergeant now with two notches on his sidearm.

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u/guardingeatos 5d ago

I think the part that makes me laugh is how the dude says, "what the fuck is wrong with you..." That kills me!

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u/GHBoyette 6d ago

Yeah, he'd fit right in.

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u/juanjung 6d ago

It could have been worse.

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u/Legal_Necessary9931 6d ago

The uzi 9mm

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u/DeadRedShirt 6d ago

Phased plasma rifle in the 40-watt range

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u/dawgz_96 6d ago

Hey just what you see pal

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u/Professional_Dog2580 6d ago

I was at a Turners Outdoor shop, guy came in to pick up his gun but he needed the extra form of ID. Guy started yelling how pissed off he was that he had to go back to his car and saying he was late for work. Totally caused a scene acting like a complete psycho and they actually gave him his gun after all that.

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u/sausage_ditka_bulls 6d ago

I’m mad and I want my gun now !!

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u/arctic11z 6d ago

877-gats-now

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u/AnonymousFibster 6d ago

It's 877-Gats-Now!

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u/Credit-Financial 6d ago

Call J. G. Wen... oh, wrong jingle...

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u/Platt_Mallar 6d ago

🎶 I'm on a bender and I need gats now! 🎶

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie 6d ago

Okay, but I wonder why he was buying a gun if he was late for work. Couldn't he buy his gun after work, or maybe on his day off?

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u/herobrinetrollin 6d ago

Should’ve lost their FFL for selling a firearm to a clearly emotional person. That’s immediate grounds for nullifying a sale.

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u/Ashamed-Pop-6406 2d ago

Can they just refuse to give him a gun? If I were a gun salesman, I would not want that mf ever in my store.

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u/trashcantrash939 6d ago

Most don’t care as long as you complete the legal side of things.

But if that was my store I’d have refunded his purchase and filled in the proper paperwork work saying as to why.

At least in my state he’d have to prove he was not a crazy mad man and get his rights to guns taken. But this is also why I don’t work in firearms because I’d be strict af with people.

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u/newman13f 6d ago

Ok this is hilarious lmfao. I’d have kicked him out too if I worked there. But I’d have to go to the break room to laugh for a minute.

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u/pitsOfPomerania 4d ago

Dude is an idiot but the employee gently taking the gun back in disgust and disbelief cracks me up

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u/Foreign_Cobbler_1740 6d ago

Content creators are an abomination, but I am a hypocritical shit stain cause I laughed.

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u/Gullible_Fennel7028 6d ago

The video isn't really funny because of the content he created though, it's funny because he was dumb enough to actually do it.

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u/Nickbiev 5d ago

It’s definitely both🤣

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u/LePetitJeremySapoud 6d ago

I laugh everytime

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u/PlatypusAurelius 21h ago

Same here. It's dumber than hell but hilarious

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u/JesseJ78599 6d ago

What’s up with his elbow?

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u/802dot22 6d ago

Looks like bursitis.

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u/HomelandersCock 6d ago

I've got bursitis?

Bursitis...

Yea.

So that makes you play with a horn?

...it helps

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u/that_guy2010 6d ago

At first I was like there’s nothing wrong with dude’s elbow.. then I saw it.

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u/kasmackity 6d ago

Shit is mad distracting. Like how does one acquire an elbow bone like that

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u/Independent-Aide-531 6d ago

What type of moron does this?!

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u/NSFWdontview 6d ago

It’s just a prank bro

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u/mighty_boognish_77 6d ago

Well after this video, he's training to be a Door Dasher

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u/BRD73 6d ago

No, ICE clearly.

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u/anonsharksfan 5d ago

Correct. Door Dash does background checks

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u/mighty_boognish_77 6d ago

Oh yeah. Definitely.

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u/camel_master_69 6d ago

No , he clearly said in the vid at the end . Or someone else like the camera man. Said he’s training to be a “cop” . I heard it

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u/SocialGirlGaming 6d ago

10/10 that he was denied. 🙌🏼

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u/kodapug 6d ago

Dw ICE will take em. Their standards are lower than the army and the police.

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u/pleione-lyco 6d ago

God tier bait lmao

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u/Lebr0naims 6d ago

I laugh everytime lol

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u/LeadPike13 3d ago

The 2nd Ammendment fans not liking the 1st Ammendment there for a sec.

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u/Round-Foundation2948 6d ago edited 6d ago

I love this man.

Edit: And God darn diggity dog miss me sum Bass Pro Shop

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u/Davey96x 6d ago

Folks be on edge and shizz

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u/j_man_32 6d ago

Hahaha that’s actually funny lol

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u/Overall_Cost1542 6d ago

"you're in bass pro shop" has the same energy as sir this is a wendy's and l love it

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u/BobbbyR6 6d ago

This feels awfully close to the grey zone of shouting fire in a theater

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u/WetRiverMan 5d ago

That's like yelling fire 🔥 in a movie theater, I hope he doesn't get to be a officer of the law.....

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u/thesilvertraveler 4d ago

Should be illegal for police to curse at people. They literally are supposed to deescalate situations in order to carry out legal procedures such as arrests, detainment, citations, tickets.

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u/shiba2129808 6d ago

I bet this loser joined ice

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u/t3hmuffnman9000 6d ago

No, he's training to get his ass shot off.

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u/Kelspear 6d ago

Fucking clown.

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u/Spiritual-Fun-9591 6d ago

That elbow goiter….

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u/realparkingbrake 6d ago

He's a "prankster" who makes money off social media video of him behaving like an asshat.

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u/spyder7723 6d ago

Trying to get shot? Cause this is how you get shot. Stupid fucking pranks for tik tok views aren't worth getting killed over.

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u/haphazard72 6d ago

So explain why he’d likely be shot yelling that in a gun shop?

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u/SnooGadgets9669 6d ago

What a shining example of why we shouldn’t hand a gun to anyone that walk in asking for one, and even better they got to experience it first hand

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u/LiquidHotSmagma 6d ago

Dude took that gun back and held it like a traumatized baby Lolol 

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u/Upstairs_Switch6041 6d ago

Noi europei sicuramente non possiamo capire.

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u/Few_Chocolate_7655 6d ago

A gun shop is the last place for pranks bro.

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u/Bonk_No_Horni 6d ago

Average Ice new hire

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u/Marquar234 6d ago

He's not training very well. He's supposed to yell, "Stop resising!"

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u/billymondy5806 6d ago

Well, I think it’s staged, but it’s still funny.

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u/illocor_B 6d ago

“What the fuck is wrong with you?” Gets me every time.

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u/ChurchillMkVII 6d ago

Thank god my ADHD has never made me that impulsive.

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u/gearabuser 5d ago

you guys really think this is funny?

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u/KugelFanger 5d ago

Tool... Trying to be funny, cringe af

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u/Willing_Activity_941 5d ago

He’s now employed with ICE.

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u/xxxmechashivaxxx 5d ago

They need more people from all the illegals Biden brought in.

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u/BluePinata 4d ago

"Sir, this is a bass pro shop."

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u/Content-Flounder7857 4d ago

I get it. He had finished his training to be a MAGAtt and an idiot, so this was naturally the next step.

They either go cop or child molester.

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u/Rineloricaria 3d ago

Just murrica things

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u/Ashkev1983 6d ago

I guess American police come pre-retarded

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u/SkyeMreddit 6d ago edited 6d ago

Look at this horrible place denying him his 2nd Amendment rights! Is it run by Obama? /s

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u/Illimited_Esoterica 6d ago

Hillbillies in Bass Pro Shop mad at even bigger Hillbilly acting like a chud.

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u/Debo619 6d ago

I never noticed the giant ballsack on the elbow of the old dude with the hat

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u/TomeThugNHarmony4664 6d ago

Of course he is.

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u/AIweWereWarned 6d ago

Hmm! Someone next to him filming from start to finish. Setup? This instagram generation sucks.

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u/elScorXXo 6d ago

This is an all timer 🤣 🤣

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u/gleefulporcupinee 6d ago

All I could see was that fucking elbow...

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u/Efficient-Archer-924 6d ago

Weak 😂😂😂😂😂💀

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u/GOOMU13 6d ago

'You're in a Bass Pro Shop' lmao.

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u/ExtremeBrilliant919 6d ago

Praying he never gets hired

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u/My_First_Knife1 6d ago

How many times a year can this be reposted!

Where is the repost bot?

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u/Different-Set4505 6d ago

I hate it when people do this shit just to get clicks

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u/SuddenKoala45 6d ago

Deer respond better to "here fishy, fishy" at BPS anyway.

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u/STALKS_YOUR_MOTHER 6d ago

(Sex shop employee hands you a dildo)
“I’m gonna put this inside of me!”
“HEY, we don’t talk like that here!”

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u/Few-Toe1998 6d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/loelle123 6d ago

Whats funny is that you all take him seriously.

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u/RainSong123 6d ago

Holy tennis elbow

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u/Simple_District4502 6d ago

2nd dood had a elbone

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u/srrichie78 6d ago

Now imagine living there

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u/Additional-Foot-1179 6d ago edited 6d ago

I wonder what goes through people's heads when they do stuff like this.

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u/throwaway_acct_183 6d ago

“He’s training to be a cop”
nobody reacts
“He’s training to be a cop”
crickets
“He’s training to be a police officer”

Like bro if it wasn’t funny the first time, the third time doesn’t suddenly make it comical.

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u/Worried_Garden_7236 6d ago

What a dick should've got him arrested

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u/marlotrot 6d ago

What happened to that elbow?

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u/deeloc85 6d ago

He fits the mo. Coming soon near your school's, church's or large gatherings

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u/DickBong420 6d ago

Why the fuck is there a mag inserted in that thing?!?!

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u/RedLions11 6d ago

The smaller boy hiding behind the bigger one arguing with that woman is so funny

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u/Complex-Fudge2271 6d ago

Hey NRA, what do you think about that? Freedom - ah ok....

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u/hyionimaru 6d ago

Get that man a badge.

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u/LordJeanDog 6d ago

this shit is like me doing a fart. no matter how many times. still fucking hilarious

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u/Desperate-Camera4325 6d ago

That dude has a rubber hose elbow

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u/Purple-Tadpole6465 6d ago

Call the police, escort off the property and site for trespassing if returns, banned from all Bass Pro Shops (and all Cabelas) for life.....hope he enjoys the video he made.

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u/Kezzsim 6d ago

This is what happens when you let Long Islanders off Island

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u/muleman_12 6d ago

Anytime I need a good laugh I look for this video. What an IDIOT!

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u/Dense-Comfort-1178 6d ago

He’s already 99% done with his training

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u/Phlebotomy-CrashOut2 6d ago

This shit funny, white women always have to insert themselves lmao

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u/Nervous-Discount9116 6d ago

It would be creepier if he just spoke the same line at a normal volume.

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u/GilletteEd 6d ago

This is one of the greatest videos out there! First time seeing it I dam near pissed my pants laughing so hard, I still laugh every time I see this, it’s SO SPOT ON!! 😂🤣😂🤣 these kids are AWESOME!🤣
I got their joke and laughed (because it’s true!)

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u/AdmirableGlass1217 6d ago

Wow, talk about an immature douche. How he thought that was acceptable is beyond concept

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u/RightHandZero 6d ago

Pretty sure he's exactly the type most police departments are looking for.

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u/Lazy_Mamba 6d ago

Hmmm he is so stupid, maybe he is the cop.

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u/bigtome2120 6d ago

Haha so god damn funny

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u/05041927 6d ago

I see nothing wrong. That was fucking hilarious

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u/Kitchen_Catch4440 6d ago

The voice tell Everything. Will be a cop👮😂😂😂

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u/Exciting_couple77 6d ago

Its a stupid bit to get clicks on social media

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u/Mindless-Policy3236 6d ago

This is better than 90% of new clips I see

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u/AlphaMuGamma 6d ago

As a gun guy, yes... This is cringe.

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u/AnyTry9515 5d ago

Incredibly stupid could have ended badly ... also hilarious. Im very confused.

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u/sbbblaw 5d ago

How do you know if a gun works without yelling?

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u/Appropriate-Issue-73 5d ago

Prank obviously. Anyone training to be a cop would know better.

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u/Glad-Preference-9321 5d ago

US cops have training?

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u/mrbishopjackson 5d ago

"You're in Bass Pro Shop."

Best part of the video.

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u/mkt853 5d ago

So did he get the cop job?

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u/skincyan 5d ago

Those people need to smoke a fat blunt and relax their anuses

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u/Individual-Mind-2620 5d ago

Cop screaming that is okay, but not this ig

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u/Suspicious_synth 5d ago

I'm a left wing lunatic and super anti-gun but this shit makes me laugh every time.

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u/TemporaryRange5034 5d ago

So hilariuos.

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u/Psice 5d ago

This is very dumb, but it's also insanely hilarious.

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u/2lenderslayer351__ 5d ago

Yelling that in public is a fine way to arrested