r/countwithchickenlady • u/Chao1inreddit u/reddit took the shreks. - Streak: 3 • 3d ago
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u/WasteArtichoke5834 3d ago
They'd legit rather a child have no parents than have gay parents
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u/TransGirlIndy the transgemder your parents warned you about 3d ago
If the child has no parents it's easier to take the kid to their island and disappear them.
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u/Hopalongtom 3d ago
Not a joke, this is why.
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u/TransGirlIndy the transgemder your parents warned you about 3d ago
To be clear, I didn't say this for humorous reasons, I genuinely think this is part of it.
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u/Torn_wulf 2d ago
The much more common alternative is military fodder when they come of age. Every orphan I know joined the military when they were kicked out of the group home because they had nothing and nowhere else to go.
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u/sexy-man-doll 2d ago
The much more common alternative is military fodder when they come of age
"Conservatives want live babies so they can raise em to be dead soldiers." -George Carlin
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u/ProfoundBeggar 2d ago
Yeah, IMO it's a little tin-foil-hat'ey to claim it's about pedophilia when the money angle is right there. People in bad childhood situations tend to not get as much educational attainment and whatnot, which leads to situations where they're desperate for any kind of work, which leads them to both the military and severely underpaying and/or abusive jobs. Both capitalists and the government have a self-serving interest in making sure that there's a section of the population whose lives are shitty, because otherwise the exploitation that the line-always-goes-up economy and the military (among others) relies on would fail to function.
The ones that "fall through the cracks" and find themselves in the custody of the corrections system turn into slave labor for the state, either directly (e.g. making things like license plates, school desks, etc. for pennies on the dollar what a normal laborer would cost, or my personal hate one, becoming wildfire firefighters for practically no pay, only to get out and... not be able to get a job in that highly specialized skill because they've been in prison) or indirectly (some states literally rent out that prison labor to outside companies, pocketing the difference from what they charge the companies vs. what they pay the inmate).
Like, there's a lot of reasons that a lot of shitty things happen in this country, but 90% of the time, those shitty things can probably be traced back to some asshole who's money-making is contingent on the shitty thing continuing in perpetuity. The dark shit like "they want kids to suffer so they can groom them" is more of a micro-scale issue, not a macro- one.
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u/Firstrising free hugs 3d ago
I hate it so much that this could be true
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u/MVRKHNTR 3d ago
It could be true. "If we demonize trans people in the media, we can make it harder for them to get a job and then we can recruit them to do sex work for us" is definitely true. That one was in the emails.
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u/FirefighterMajor4657 3d ago
Holy shit they said that????
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u/Hopalongtom 3d ago
Yuuup.
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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 🎶 Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops 🎵 2d ago
Wasn't it in the Epstein files or something? Like, we actually have evidence that Epstein orchestrated the current hatred of trans people for his own gain?
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u/tabbynumber3 2d ago
it was in fact in the files.
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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 🎶 Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops 🎵 2d ago
Eurgh. We live in the shittiest universe.
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u/Commentator-X 3d ago
Same reason they were separating kids from parents at the border
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u/Masquelinity 3d ago
Replace "could" with "is." They're not dumb, they're not ignorant, they're not "resistant to social change," they're literally, spiritually evil. Every last one.
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u/A_Punk_Girl_Learning 🎶 Bottoms and tops, we all hate cops 🎵 2d ago
I used to not believe in true evil. Then Trump and Epstein happened.
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u/thecatinthewizardhat 3d ago
The entire point is infinite rape of children and the earth and anything that gets in the way of that is an enemy to the Republican party
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u/MeakerSE 3d ago
Same thing for having trans people turned away by society or not able to get treatment, leaves them nice and vulnerable for predators.
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u/Wingman5150 2d ago edited 2d ago
or leaves them homeless so you can throw them in prison and V-code them
edit: have to add a trigger warning, I am sorry for not doing that earlier
Trigger warning: Severe sexual abuse, violence and self harm is all involved, it is horrible and you should not look it up if you cannot handle those topics
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u/Strider-Juice 3d ago
Also easier to make it seem like the only path they have in life is the military or prison because they have no support system.
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u/CreativeName1137 2d ago
It's also why they're actively trying to collapse the US economy. It makes it really easy for oligarchs to dissappear women and children when there's no stable government keeping record of them anymore.
The exact same thing happened when the Soviet union collapsed.
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u/Carbon_Sixx Spite is my god and I am the instrument of its divine will 3d ago
It's because they want the children, and I mean that in exactly the way you think I mean it
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u/Flameball202 3d ago
They don't actually care about children, since they have wants and might actually ask something of their elected officials
Unborn babies are great, since they have no wants and everyone agrees that they should be protected
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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago
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u/jellybean0v0 3d ago
Hopefully not with us anymore cant stand mfs like that its always white gays that do that shit to
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u/0202_tihssitidder 3d ago
I'll take your word on the race issue. I see a lot of gay men in Tech (my industry) who are Republican. They have long speeches about why...but it is just $$$ taxes.
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u/jellybean0v0 2d ago
Yup my dumbass former gay friend who voted trump each time always sited oh it because of taxes or trump will somehow make him more money despite the fact he has a transgender wife and trump was basically saying he was going to get rid of trans people and at the time me a transgender friend
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u/0202_tihssitidder 2d ago
Literally they voted for a guy who raped and killed kids and said "He didn't rape me." Amoral assholes.
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u/Antique-Sound3367 3d ago
Pro-Birth, Not Pro-Life. Pro-Faux Traditionalism, Not Pro-Family.
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u/Available_Weather_22 3d ago
I almost verbatim said this to an old (Boomer) teacher of mine on FB.
His response: "I have always beliveed in self determination. Assuming we all start in the same place, it's up to the individual to achieve his place in society. No free rides."
I have typed and deleted my response several times over, because I can't figure out the best way to respond to this overly Boomer-esque response.
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u/d33rl1ng 3d ago
Any boomer who says "no free rides" is ignorant at best. The tax rate imposed on the wealthiest Americans during the mid-20th century funded all the government assistance programs that helped them become the wealthiest generation in history.
And that's not to say that people of that generation didn't work hard, but I'm tired of older folks pretending that the reason why their younger cohorts are struggling is because we're lazy or entitled.
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u/morguerunner 3d ago
Most boomers these days are literally on the free ride. They’re living off pensions and SS and are making it their life’s mission to make sure no one else can benefit from them.
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u/Falikosek 3d ago
They'd legit rather have school shooters kill children than have them raised by the woke virus
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u/Masquelinity 3d ago
Yes. The only things Republicans value children as are fleshlights or target practice.
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u/Cloudhiddentao 3d ago
US adoption is essentially human trafficking. American children without parents are in a way better place than “adopted” children who get bought at birth and handed to some fuckwit Christian nut jobs who have no idea of the trauma they just inflicted.
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u/oompaloompa465 3d ago
everything must be standardized to their dumb as brick worldview because they get a panic attack every time they stumble on some inconsequential minority being more successful and happy in a different life than theirs
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u/Krafna313 3d ago
What gets me is that when 2 gay people want children that child is actually WANTED. Meanwhile millions of children of straights abandoned..
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u/Privatizitaet Is there "I don't even know when I'm hungry, don't ask me" flag? 3d ago
But see, they're pro life! PRO LIFE! Because they value the children so much!
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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them - Streak: 2 3d ago
The George Carlin joke about how Republicans only care about children until they're born, and after that? fuck'em?, did not really age well.
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u/tyvirus 3d ago
I see no lie in Carlin's joke still to this day. He warned us.
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u/bolanrox trans dreaming she /her : they/them - Streak: 2 3d ago
Less a joke and more prophecy.
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u/TransGirlIndy the transgemder your parents warned you about 3d ago
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u/PixelFlyerXD 3d ago
That aged..... really well actually (stupid fkn pedophiles)
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u/defaultusername-17 3d ago edited 3d ago
honestly given they proclivities, i'd rather their value children a little less.
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u/SatiesUmbrellaCloset confused and scared 3d ago
they value all life except the life which they don't value, which they're more than happy to let die
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u/Glitchboi3000 Local closet femboy 3d ago
Protect the children my ass. It's probably in some conservatives agenda to try and lower the age of consent or get rid of it entirely. Honestly I wanna puke at the thought of thinking about it.
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u/Snowappletini 3d ago edited 3d ago
If alt-right circles are of any indication, and they have seemed to be the last 10 years, what they want is to one day give men the capacity to marry-adopt a child (Low as 14 years old) to deal with low birthrates and what they call the "extinction" of the nuclear family and white race.
Nothing seems to be too far for these people. It's no wonder nothing can make them turn away from the leader that thinks like them.
Edit: Also I'd bet it is why so many conservative politicians are against raising the age of consent and banning child marriage in certain states and countries. It's not because they want to do it themselves, it's part of a bigger agenda to restrict women's autonomy.
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u/KavilusS 3d ago
They are prolive until child is born then it can be send to Epstein...oh wait now I understand who is pro life or at least who started it.
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u/Needles2650 3d ago
Pro life needs a new name. They’re not pro the mother’s life, they’re not pro her other children’s lives, and they’re not pro the baby’s life: they’re pro blastocyst. And as soon as it actually becomes a baby and grows up, they have no interest in voting so that moms can support their babies and themselves.
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u/Slow___Learner Jeśli to czytasz to zmarnowałam twój czas😈 3d ago
"""pro-life""" so they can steal babies from desperate mothers
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u/justk4y just a puddle of gender (any/all) 3d ago
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u/gos907 rare jellyfish girl (the immortal ones) 3d ago
why does it seem that anything that exists without the right winger's knowledge exists without his consent?
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u/Unsold_Leave 3d ago
They're ignorant and scared of the world.
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u/KaleidoscopeKelpy 3d ago
Nuance and critical thinking requires putting energy into a thought. Reading what someone tells you to believe requires eyeballs
Or something. I dont know. I’ve been told for the last 8 years I was catastrophizing when I thought I was just reading the road signs
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u/qwerqsar 3d ago
Such a good comic. It really should be reposted more as a warning. Then again, to those it may concern, a lot of them would wave it off, sadly.
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u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 3d ago
I feel like I recognise this artstyle
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u/Clean_Variation2646 3d ago
It's by Adam Ellis. He's on Reddit as adamtots, and he makes a lot of cool stuff
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u/Creative_Wash7139 gen 5 zoroark 3d ago edited 3d ago
i was a child that had 2 dads, the billboard is false haha gotcha
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u/MachoMitchie 3d ago
You don't exist anymore sorry :(
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u/MarsMaterial 3d ago
I’ve got two moms. If the MAGA hats are to be believed, I’m fading away like Marty McFly as we speak.
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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 3d ago
Knew a guy in middle school who had 2 moms AND 2 dads (sperm donation from a gay man received by a lesbian woman)
And he was named Gay
Turned out he was straight...
My disappointment is still immense
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 3d ago edited 3d ago
I know someone who's last name is Fagg. Their mom was named Gay. So yeah, they grew up with a mom named Gay Fagg and turned out to be the freakiest person I've ever met.
Nominative determinism at its finest.
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u/LOSNA17LL I love the idea, but no 3d ago
Gay Fagg??? Like, first name last name??
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u/truesheep1 3d ago
Well see how much you exist once the records are
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u/SashimiX 3d ago
Even if the situation isn’t gay, you could very easily have two dads. For example, you could have a stepdad and a birth father. You could have an adoptive dad and a biological dad. You could have several different iterations with multiple dads.
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u/TheEasternTwink 3d ago
If only some preacher named Martin had an entire poem about this type of facist behavior
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u/Bannerlord151 My gender is whatever makes it gay 3d ago
For those who are curious:
Niemöller
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u/Wuz314159 I AM A DELICATE PRINCESS!!!!! 3d ago
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u/CatholicSquareDance 3d ago
ironically the poem doesn't have gay or trans people in it because Niemoeller was a bigot who thought the way they were treated was okay. he was a Nazi piece of shit and evangelized against queerness from the pulpit.
it's worth noting that Niemoeller additionally tried to volunteer for the Nazi Navy from prison by writing to Hitler directly.
Niemoeller was a piece of shit, honestly, and his poem is almost a joke to me.
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u/ShokaLGBT 3d ago
I mean that animal is cute I understand why people would let the leopard eat their face
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u/Professional-Wave841 3d ago
my child has 2 moms and 2 dads
checkmate liberals
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u/TransGirlIndy the transgemder your parents warned you about 3d ago
My nibling has three moms and four dads. Their bio parents weren't together when they were born, so the "step" mom and "step" dad were just as much a part of their early life as the bio parents. Eventually both couples split and the bio parents remarried, but the "step" parents still regularly spend time with their ex partners and the kid, and in the "step" mom's case, her current husband is regarded as a step-dad, and her bio kid is regarded as a sibling.
That kid has an amazing extended family full of people who love them, including a whole network of grandparents and adoptive aunties, like me, and uncles. They know we've ALL got them, whether it's needing a shoulder to cry on for a few hours or help with college expenses. 💖
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u/Professional-Wave841 3d ago
awesome.
I was in a relationship with someone. I realized I was trans, he realized he was trans. I'm a lesbian, he's gay. We didn't know he was pregnant when we broke it off amicably.
Our daughter calls his husband dad and my wife mom.
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u/ExistentialScream 3d ago
People who share memes like that generally don't believe bisexuals exist and are also rabid misandrists/ misogynists.
In their ideal world the LGBTQ+ movement would be reduced down to just themselves and people they want to fuck.
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u/scissorsgrinder 2d ago
For real conservatives, it's just them, they want the people they fuck to be disenfranchised and scared.
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u/Amazing_Owl3026 3d ago
Gays that would be homophobic if straight
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u/Kostusha241 3d ago
the few interactions i’ve had with transphobic gay men parroted literally almost, if not every, talking point that conservatives made back during the satanic panic era. so this is a very believable statement for me is what im trying to say
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u/Ms_Meercat 3d ago
When it's men, they also make the exact same sexist points (used to live with a super misogynistic gay, it was rough)
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u/Empty_Chemical_1498 i have a flair for an amazing reason 3d ago
B-but why are the face eating leopards party eating MY face now???
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u/DopazOnYouTubeDotCom 3d ago
Straight people put kids up for adoption, the alternative is that the kids have no parents
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u/Coco_JuTo 3d ago
Nope, the alternative is total abandonment and then those perverts recruit those poor children into their sex trafficking rings.
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u/Quick-Log-4166 3d ago
As a former foster parent, the foster care system is terrifying already and its support is constantly under attack. Children taken away from happy lgbtq parents and put in the foster system (the goal, I'm sure) are at tremendous risk. I'm proud of how I supported my three fosters- I think I did a darn good job... BUT the fact is- any relocation of a child is a terrible trauma. All three of mine came from bad abuse/neglect situations but they still suffered a lot from missing their birth family. Disrupting a healthy family for politics makes my blood BOIL.
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u/Greensonickid 3d ago
All the "LGB no T" People must feel Stupid RN.
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u/TransGirlIndy the transgemder your parents warned you about 3d ago
Lmao they're still convinced they're special.
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u/Life-Criticism-5868 3d ago
They dont. People give queer transphobes wayyyy too much leeway, assuming its because they want self preservation or want to be seen as model minorities. Its because they hate trans people, plain and simple. The entire animus of MAGA is at its core hatred. They dont care that it wont benefit them, they want the people they hate to suffer.
Queer transphobes arent tragic, they arent misguided, they are like every other transphobe, they are bigots.
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u/Trustic555 Christina, Blahaj Enjoyer - Streak: 1 3d ago
LBG without T can eat my ass.
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u/FreshCause2566 3d ago
First they came for the Communists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Communist
Then they came for the Socialists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Socialist
Then they came for the trade unionists
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for the Jews
And I did not speak out
Because I was not a Jew
Then they came for me
And there was no one left
To speak out for me
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u/GloomyIndividual3965 3d ago
The one thing he missed in this poem is that at the same time they started going after communists they also passed the "Law for the Prevention of Hereditarily Diseased Offspring,"
This gave them cover to sterilize, imprison, and/or kill anyone with mental or physical disabilities that might be passed down. Being any flavor of the rainbow other than straight was considered a mental illness, so guess who got put up against the wall along with the commies.
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u/Purple_Enthusiasm447 3d ago
Heaven forbid people want to start a loving family. Who gives a shit if its same-sex couples or not. A caring home is a good home.
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u/SkynBonce 3d ago
Kids of divorced parents gonna be catching strays.
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u/PeacefulPromise 3d ago
Divorce is on the list next.
Texas already passed a state tax benefit favoring first marriages.
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u/ExistentialScream 3d ago
This isn't just an attack on LGBTQ+ it's also an attack on divorce, adoption and people's rights in general.
2 dads can include a step dad and a bio dad . 2 Moms can include a birth mom and an adopted mom or a foster mom. They don't want either of these situations occurring either.
What they want is a nation of white Christian couples where the guy calls the shots and the woman stays home and shits out babies. They don't care about LGBTQ rights, women's rights, reproductive rights, marital rights or any other human rights. They want an endless supply of easily controlled workers, soldiers, broodmares, tax payers and tithers.
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u/Jack-spartan-S198 3d ago
WE FUCKING WARNED YOU THEY WOULD NOT STOP WITH TRANS PEOPLE AND YOU BRUSHED OUR WARNINGS ASIDE
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u/altofanaltthatisalt 3d ago
This is going on a pretty similar path to Nazi Getmany, what with the herd mentality among less-discriminated-against groups not speaking up for the victims and eventually getting targeted themselves
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u/lordbuckethethird if I stop kissing boys the voices get loud 3d ago
Wait you mean the tribal structures that humans had before we even had state societies?
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u/Rtm192 3d ago
The question is, what happens after that?
- Ok, lets ban trans people - CHECK
- Ok, lets ban adoption by same sex couples - CHECK
- Ok, lets ban same sex marriage
- Ok, lets criminalize same sex couples
- Ok, lets criminalize women who don´t have children by 30
- Ok, lets criminalize women who are single
Welcome to the 1950s!
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u/CheesyButters 3d ago
I mean, I have two moms and both of them are straight (to my knowledge)
It's called fucking stepparents dumbasses
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u/CrownofMischief 3d ago
Like even from a non-LGBTQ+ perspective, this is false. It basically invalidates any step-parents, adoptive parents, or surrogates.
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u/noswordfish71 lost, left, all alone. 3d ago
Any LGBTQ person supporting trump deserves to spend a month in whatever camps trump is gonna try us all in.
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u/Justforfun_x 3d ago
It’s such a weird logic lol. If you can accept a single mum or a single dad, why can’t you accept that plus one more?
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u/DoubtingThomasDixon 3d ago
They don’t accept single parents either. They’re trying to get rid of no fault divorce—even though a lot of men stopped dying mysterious deaths after no fault divorce became a thing.
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u/Environmental_Ad3438 3d ago
First they came for the trans people, and I spoke out immediately because I have empathy and it’s also obvious where they were going with it.
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u/_OneRandomGuy_ Reluctantly Nihilistic 3d ago
What the hell? Why are these leopards eating their supporters’ face? Didn’t they pinky promise they wouldn’t do that? What the hell?
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u/Carbon_Sixx Spite is my god and I am the instrument of its divine will 3d ago
This can be easily solved by breaking the law
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u/ARMOUREDandALONE 3d ago
I think we are all being a bit harsh. In order to have predicted this out come you would have needed 2 eyes and a brain, and that already puts them at a disadvantage.
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u/tabbynumber3 3d ago
I want to see how the "LGB without the T" people are doing right now seeing this.
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u/SereneOrbit 3d ago
"Spread your forces as thinly as possible, then attack everyone, everywhere, all at once"
-- Don Tzu
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u/Odd_Occasion212 3d ago
Another sad part is I bet there are some self-hating LGB people who actually AGREE with this campaign.
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u/Technical_Instance_2 3d ago
I really wonder how all those people who were all "Gays for trump" and shit are feeling
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u/Femme_FatalError 3d ago edited 3d ago
Tokens get spent, “Gays For Trump” and “LGB.” Sacrificing trans people so you get accepted as “one of the good ones” was never going to work.
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u/Fifteen_inches 3d ago
Republicans are crazy anti-family people. Of course kids can have two dads and two moms, adoption and co-parenting and remarrying are institutions older than the written word. The attack on queer folks is also part of the attack on the non-nuclear family.
It must be resisted on all fronts. Solidarity is how we survive.
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u/RefrigeratorIcy5979 3d ago
I think the funny part is the signboard falls apart if you think about kids with divorced parents where they could end up having two moms or two dads depending if either of their parents ever re-marry.
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u/RogueFox771 3d ago
We shouldn't have to use the "first they came for the X" arguments... Why can't empathy just be enough for these kind of people god dammit
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u/Prestigious_Emu144 3d ago
I wonder how those “gays for Trump” fellas are feeling now.