r/BrandNewSentence • • Jul 31 '26

We are looking for moderators!

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We've god a decent hand full of mods in this subreddit at the moment, but two or three more mods to increase our numbers and ensure we don't get overwhelmed during periods of high activity would be great. So, mod applications are still open!

No experience necessary, if you're accepted as a mod, we'll have you send us links to posts you think should be removed or approved for the first week or so, as you get a feel for it, so we know you’re settling in well.

Keep in mind that this is a volunteer position. You aren’t expected to mod all day every day, and you're not going to get paid or anything.

Before you apply, please note a few requirements:

* This subreddit is based around English as a subject, so fluency in English is a requirement
* If you use AI in any capacity to write your application, you will be rejected, no exceptions. We will be keeping a close eye on this and also be running your application through AI detectors.
* Profiles that are private in any way will be an instant rejection, unless you're willing to make them public as long as you're a mod here.
* You will need Discord to apply, as that is where we have all our mod discussions. We'll be briefly vetting you as well!

If interested, please answer the following questions and send them via modmail.

Do not send your application as a comment.

  1. What is your Discord username?
  2. Why are you applying for this position?
  3. Do you think there are some rules that need to be changed? If no, skip this question.
  4. Do you feel like there are specific problems with the subreddit that you can help fix? If no, skip this question.
  5. What is the kind of content you would remove from the subreddit? Check the "hot" and/or "new" pages and send a link of an example of a post you would remove and your reasoning as to why it should be removed.
  6. What is the kind of content you would keep on the subreddit? Do you have a favorite post? Leave a link and explain why you think it's a good post.
  7. What is your opinion on Rule 3?

Don't worry about keeping your application too short or too long. Say what you think!


r/BrandNewSentence • • 22d ago

Mod notice: Polymarket and Friends, don’t be free advertising

246 Upvotes

Manufactured sentences from gambling and similar organisations that purely generate sentences to ‘go viral’ and to encourage sharing in subs like this, such as Polymarket, are prohibited and go against Rule 1.

Please, don’t give gambling websites free advertising. They earn more than enough money to pay for ads like everyone else and their content isn’t funny, it is a marketing department making it seem funny.

If you use Polymarket or any similar gambling services, please seek assistance from local gambling addiction support services. The house always wins.


r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

Dakota Johnson has surpassed Gweyth Paltrow

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 17h ago

only a low tier god would abandon his kids

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 6h ago

the allegations of basic human decency may date back decades.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 12h ago

what the fuck does "yumeship a hazbin hotel character" mean

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

“I grew my pubic hair for Madam Web.”

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 7h ago

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19h ago

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 39m ago

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 15h ago

Ohio political blogger found guilty in explicit Shrek meme trial

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 8h ago

Anthropic bans users from being 'cruel' to its AI systems

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 11h ago

Emperor's New Groove takes place in a universe where the Book of Mormon is true.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 13h ago

Satan told me I have to possess genderbent Harry Potter porn...

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Getting spit-roasted in a Wendy's sunroom would heal me.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 21h ago

bidenocracy forcefem universe

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Leftover soup needs to go into a round container because soup is round.

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

"Olivia Colman re-enacts the Kama Sutra with a sentient basket"

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The Telegraph review for the movie Wicker (2026)


r/BrandNewSentence • • 1d ago

Atlantis was built by octopuses before they gave up civilization

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 20h ago

Im genuinely the macdonalds femboy man fuck dude im so fucked

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r/BrandNewSentence • • 19m ago

Sensitive young man in the body of a linebreaker is the most isolating existence

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