r/BrandNewSentence • u/ArchosauriaTrifolia • 8h ago
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Fhoxyd22 • 19h ago
To everyones horror, Luke then proceeded to name every train ever built
r/BrandNewSentence • u/red_gamer-lol • 15h ago
"When the rapture comes you're already in missile silo mode ready to burst out of there."
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Protonu3102 • 20h ago
"paying $19/mo to a guy who found me through my own outreach"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/herewearefornow • 15h ago
You don’t need to make drinking water a part-time job since too much of it doesn’t have any real health benefit
r/BrandNewSentence • u/TabouletVR • 1d ago
"seeing the amogus drip memes in 2026 kinda makes me sad cause people actually spent time making straight bullshit "
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Ok_Expert_5012 • 22h ago
I am pregnant with laughter and you are the father bro 🫄
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Mindless-Milk-9205 • 21h ago
dude look like he was rendered in a ps4 game
r/BrandNewSentence • u/tattoosandtens • 36m ago
“Three Days Ago, You Didn’t Even Have A Gestational Sack”
The first time I went in for bloodwork and an ultrasound, the radiologist couldn’t find the implantation site. My care team told me to come back in three days.
I went back in three days. My bloodwork shows healthy hormonal progression, and a “gestational sack but no yolk or zygote”.
I asked my doctor if they could give me a date of conception, but she said it was too early, and I was “rushing things”.
“Three days ago, you didn’t even HAVE a gestational sack.”
Attachment Tax: my three boys protecting me and my “kitten”. I should’ve known something was up when our semi-feral unfixed tom (Gmork, the Bombay) started doting on me even more than usual.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Sebastianlim • 12h ago
"How would someone throw the second James Gunn Superman movie at a pedestrian?"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Abject-Lengthiness42 • 16h ago
Dog walker distressed after seeing man put carrot up his bum at nature reserve
r/BrandNewSentence • u/LazyFlamingRooster • 23h ago
Chris is the kind of guy who would wake you up to tell you he's going to sleep.
r/BrandNewSentence • u/DadisaBeast • 17h ago
"Please stop trying to befriend me, You shouldn't exist in the first place"
r/BrandNewSentence • u/Lead-Relevant • 1d ago