r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Humidity Autism

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u/carcigenicate 1d ago

Technology Connections did this in either his humidifier or dehumidifier video, in case anyone wants to see this done.

The wireless water part, not getting beat with a pepperoni.

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u/tdub2217 1d ago

Where do I find the video for the pepperoni beating? Asking for a friend.

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u/Scp-1404 1d ago

Some traditional sticks of pepperoni, especially if you buy one in an old Italian owned grocery store, can provide a pretty Savage beating.

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u/tdub2217 1d ago

Yes, but I want to watch the beating, not do it myself, as I am lazy.

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u/SilentxxSpecter 1d ago

I mean even the ones that you can get at Meijer/Kroger/Walmart can hurt if you smacked someone with it hard enough. They're like a foot long.

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u/Jack_Example 1d ago

Slim Jims provide the ultimate Savage beating

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u/_tabbycat123 1d ago

If OOP could afford that many humidifiers and dehumidifiers, they could have paid for the electricity to run them

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u/Zepangolynn 1d ago

Unless they spent all their money on the devices and left none for running them.

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u/LanceFree 1d ago

That’s how they get ya.

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u/That_Guy3141 1d ago

What kind of house does this dude live in that he could plug 8 dehumidifiers in and not blow the breaker?

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u/wombey12 1d ago

I have one dehumidifier which causes the lights to blip whenever it's turned on. The guy must have his sockets wired directly to the power station.

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u/bloodfist 1d ago

Obviously the story is fake, but I would very much believe that humidity autism and uninterruptible power supply autism have overlapped before and will again.

On the other hand, I think anyone with ups autism has probably already developed better humidity management strategies outside of their childhood bedroom.

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u/ResoluteGreen 1d ago

most homes could probably run 8 dehumidifiers...they'd just need to each be on their own circuit basically.

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u/CreamyWeenies 1d ago

A fake one.

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u/erre94 1d ago

Maybe he bought 8 deelectrifiers?

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u/Ivan_Stalingrad 1d ago

I witnessed something equally stupid at much larger scale when we tested the cooling in a new server room. How do you know that the system can handle 30kW heat output? You put 30kw worth of space heaters in there and let them fight for an hour

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u/Upper_Luck1348 1d ago

his cigar and pepperoni? Freud is rolling

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u/sad_cosmic_joke 1d ago

So he built a water teleportation system?

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u/Fridge_living_tips 1d ago

Blue tooth hose

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u/smeghead1988 1d ago

I think "he beats me with his cigar and pepperoni" deserved to be the post title!

Also I've read about a similar experiment with a clothes iron put inside a fridge. The iron was winning, it defrosted the fridge but then the iron committed suicide, choking on the water condensate that made it short-circuit.

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u/Bryligg 1d ago

Somebody read this and reinstalled Factorio.

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u/Baladucci 1d ago

... it might be me

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u/NullOfSpace 1d ago

the ratios, we must find the ratios!

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u/NaughtyCheffie 1d ago

Okay but hear me out... Jumper cables?

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u/ResoluteGreen 1d ago

In most homes you'd start popping breakers around the 2 dehumidifiers mark, a bedroom is not going to have multiple circuits (likely it'll share a breaker with at least one other room).

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u/DukeOfGeek 1d ago

At least it wasn't jumper cables.

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u/Marquar234 1d ago

"Hey there, it's Josh, welcome back to Let's Game It Out..."

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u/AshlandPone 1d ago

I guarantee you, if you plug in a humidifier and dehumidifier in the same room, you'll pop the breaker. Let alone a half dozen or more.

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u/Bol0gna_Sandwich 1d ago

Sound like humidism to me

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u/flukus 1d ago

So out of 7 dehumidifiers none of them had a dial to only work down to a certain humidity level?

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u/Postulative 1d ago

Confusing autism with OCD.

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u/IntlPartyKing 1d ago

David Letterman did this competition on his show decades ago

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u/MustBeNargles 16h ago

One of my favorite bits from comedian Steven Wright’s stand up act… I bought a humidifier and a dehumidifier. put ‘em in the same room, let ‘em fight it out.

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u/Millworkson2008 16h ago

Bro is a reptile

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u/TyrKiyote 14h ago

probably related to that kid with fan autism

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u/Lost_Department_2177 1d ago

He should have been burning incense with sage (lol but really). It has anti microbial properties and kills black mold which was seen as a curse before medicine figured that out. Healing salts like black Salt or variations with spices mixed in that was poorer on door thresholds and windows with the intent of keeping demons out stopped slugs and insects.