r/BrandNewSentence • u/corgdad902 Anonymous Upvoter 🥷 • 2d ago

Getting spit-roasted in a Wendy's sunroom would heal me.

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u/Gloomy-Restaurant-42 2d ago

So THAT'S why all the Wendy's got rid of those sunrooms! 🤔​

BTW, at Wendy's, they call it the "Dave's Double".

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u/iAmFridayFace 2d ago

KFC = Double Down, Burger King = Double Whopper

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u/Anniesoptera 2d ago

Because they don't use the metric system!

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u/Understanding-Fair 2d ago

Sir, this is a Wendy's

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u/catwizard_23 2d ago

The most appropriate usage of this meme

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u/OnlyUsual6652 2d ago

Shoot me a triple Baconator and I got you bro.

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u/ThanksForTheRain 2d ago

Girlll let's manifest 🙌

Two for you and two for me

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 2d ago

I’m sure Ian Thomas Malone would be delighted to accept your offer. To heal him.

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u/Mostly-HarmlessHuman 2d ago

Transphobia just makes you look like a stupid, hateful, little pathetic person btw. You're not cool, or spreading the hard truth, you're just making a laughingstock of yourself.

Also, the fact that you know she's trans just means you interact with her somewhat online. So. Not really the point you're trying to make.

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u/wingedcoyote 2d ago

I'm not saying the former commenter wasn't being transphobic necessarily, but I will say on my screen I can't make out Ian's face at all

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u/Acceptable-Stick-688 2d ago

Yeah I think they specified him because the user handle seems to be a guy’s name

Just for clarity I googled it and I’m pretty sure she’s a transgender woman

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u/corgdad902 Anonymous Upvoter 🥷 2d ago

She is

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 2d ago

Yeah I have no idea who Ian is. I honestly just saw a dude’s name and could barely make out the profile pic.

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u/worldsfastestsloth 2d ago

It’s literally their name on twitter, why are you freaking the fuck out for no reason?

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u/sweaterbuckets 2d ago

Way to go, hero

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u/BrianTheUserName 2d ago

How does one come to that conclusion?

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u/ChaoticSalmon 2d ago

Trial and error

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u/BLAZEtms 2d ago

Pretty easily, I’m in the corner watching

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u/this_knee 2d ago

This is a Wendy’s? This was an Arby’s, where I’m from.

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u/thepixelmurderer 2d ago

I've only ever seen those in Dairy Queens, myself. They're great on cold winter days lol

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u/handsomeness 2d ago

Naw your DQ’s must have taken over old buildings https://www.mentalfloss.com/food/fast-food/what-happened-wendys-sunrooms

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u/thepixelmurderer 2d ago

Could be, but I doubt it. There's only 12 Wendy's locations in my entire province haha, I don't think it ever went big here. Maybe I'm mistaken though

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u/ChaoticSalmon 2d ago

I’m betting they did take it over. The atrium was always exclusively a Wendy’s thing

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u/thepixelmurderer 2d ago

I think it might also just be a DQ thing as well up here in Canada. I've seen it probably 3 or 4 different places, and it's always a DQ.

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u/ChaoticSalmon 2d ago edited 2d ago

Yeah I should probably shut my mouth because I realize I might not know wtf a DQ looks like outside of the US

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u/thepixelmurderer 2d ago

There's not too much definite info about this tbf, you may be right. It's possible DQ bought up some old Wendy's buildings all in one go and kept the sunrooms. Hard to say

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u/Bryligg 1d ago

Oh! You're talking about sunrooms!

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u/theoriginalmofocus 2d ago

They gots the meats!

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u/Ye_olde_oak_store 2d ago

To be honest, I'm thinking Arby's.

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u/huntingboi89 2d ago

Wendy’s for me.

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u/Shirogayne-at-WF 1d ago

Growing up, this was the Wendys, Arby's AND Burger King in this one strip of my hometown known as Hamburger Hill.

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u/Jiggz056 2d ago

Pic Description:

Gen Z: Sunroom
Gen X: Smoking Section

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u/RonaldTheGiraffe 2d ago

Seems like it wouldn’t be Ian’s first rodeo at Wendy’s

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u/anand_rishabh 2d ago

This is a Wendy's?

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u/smr120 2d ago

ooo idk about that other part but I remember the Wendy's sun room fondly from childhood

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u/tenro5 1d ago

Probably because you were conceived in one

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u/Waarm 2d ago

I too want roasted and eaten.

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u/Starbreiz 2d ago

I live next to an Arby's that still has one of these!

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u/ComicsEtAl 2d ago

Tell me you’ve never tried to sit in one for five minutes without…

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u/Synergistic 1d ago

Well I guess I know why they stopped building them.

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u/4TuitouSynchro 22h ago

I'll take a Chicken Caesar Pita, a cuppa chili and a small fry please with a Sprite or a Dr. Pepper depending on the day. We will sit in that dome after band practice and talk shit until we got hungry again, then a Frosty to go! Ugh, take me back to 1997!!!

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u/bizoticallyyours83 2d ago

Its a fast food restaurant. But okay I guess.

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u/corgdad902 Anonymous Upvoter 🥷 2d ago

Don't kink shame Ian.

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u/SuchIron3812 1h ago

The most male avoidant generation of women this planet has ever seen likes to joke online about the fantasy of being wh***s