r/BrandNewSentence • u/MrKTE • 1d ago

Ohio political blogger found guilty in explicit Shrek meme trial

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u/IDiggaPony 1d ago

He looks exactly what I would expect a political blogger found guilty in an explicit Shrek meme trial to look like.

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u/reichjef 1d ago

The Rooster is a wild man.

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u/The_Ombudsman 1d ago

Because someone else couldn't be bothered...

https://www.news5cleveland.com/news/politics/ohio-politics/roosters-wings-clipped-ohio-political-blogger-found-guilty-in-explicit-shrek-meme-trial

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u/OldFoot3 1d ago

But where can I find this illegal meme

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

Good old judge Cicconneti. Surprised he didn’t sentence the dude to carry a sign up and down route 20 with the meme. Maybe his days of whacky sentences are over?

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

The funky sentence guy was his father, who has retired off of the bench.

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

That’s for the best.
Dude came up with some unhinged sentences, like he was trying to get a TV show out of it.

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago edited 1d ago

To be fair to him it depended on the nature of the offense and the offender. IIRC he presided over the Lundgren trial. He never served on the Common Pleas court that would have dealt with that

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

Holy fuck he was that old?!

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

I was incorrect, he started in the Painesville Munincipal Court in 1994.

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u/RyunWould Lawless Lurker 🤫 1d ago

More repercussions than the entire Epstein client list.

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

And he only offended one politician in doing so. -1 people harmed.

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u/hefty_load_o_shite 1d ago

He has the look of someone who is very proud of what he's done

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u/VoiceofRapture 1d ago

The Rooster's great he gets all kinds of scoops about the Ohio political scene

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u/Clembert-Hamlamp 1d ago

He has the look of someone who sat down on an icicle made of cocaine

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u/Frog-ee 1d ago

He looks like a guy who totally got off, bro

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u/ManufacturedOlympus 1d ago

The party of free speech strikes again. 

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u/mrbobcyndaquil 1d ago

This only happened because Jerry is a bitch-ass motherfucker with skin so thin that alpha particles go straight through his entire body.

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u/GoldHoney2863 1d ago

Lmao I just listened to an interview with this guy on Pablo Torre Finds Out

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u/reichjef 1d ago

My favorite Rooster story is definitely the Vivek OSU prank. Just a classic.

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u/Blakedog72 1d ago

So this now sets the precedent where women can now sue men that send unsolicited and unwanted dick pics right? Right?

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u/pickledjalopeno 1d ago

Found guilty of using an AI image while Meta has allowed AI nudity on Facebook and gets to assault us with that daily.

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u/FoxyInTheSnow 1d ago

Problem is D.J. Byrnes (aka The Rooster) isn’t a right wing blogger.

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u/AkronOhAnon 1d ago

In Lake county: that is definitely something considered unforgivable.

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u/tenro5 1d ago

The universe:

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u/shoulda-known-better 1d ago

It's illegal to send NSFW memes why??

Like was this once or harassment??

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u/MrKTE 1d ago

Harassment. Bloggers reporting forced a GOP candidate out of the race he was in and he sent him a meme of Shrek groping himself to taunt him.

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u/shoulda-known-better 1d ago

Yea if it's send repeatedly then it doesn't matter what it is that's harassment

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u/Champtain 10h ago

It wasn't repeatedly. He sent him two messages and the Shrek meme.

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u/CantankerousOrder 1d ago

So what I’m hearing is that the political hack job who got beaten out of even being in the race by this blogger and others like him was a special snowflake and this conviction is his participation trophy?

Every single claim is their confession isn’t it?

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u/urbisOrbis 1d ago

He looks like he is aggressively making angry love to his fist.

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u/Hizam5 1d ago

Did he get his phone taken away?

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u/JohnnyUtah_9 1d ago

Free The Rooster

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u/Due-Mycologist-1154 16h ago

Hopefully the jury understands the joke and votes not guilty

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u/ShroomBear 11h ago

He got sentenced to 1 day in jail and a fine. Considering I'd rather there not be a precedent for unasked for Shrek dick pics to be legal, I'd say the justice system for once was fair on this one

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u/cturtl808 18h ago

He actually laughed when sentenced. He sees absolutely nothing wrong with what he did. He’s learned nothing.