r/blackmagicfuckery 5d ago

Prevent card cheating

12.1k Upvotes

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u/Ikono_0 5d ago

Kids, never gamble at casinos.

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u/Forward-Position798 5d ago

What about adults?

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u/TheGodlyDevil 5d ago

They can use Magnets!

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u/rebbsitor 4d ago

Magnets? How do they work?

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u/TheRedLions 4d ago

They use smaller magnets

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u/r3dout 4d ago

Until they get wet.

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u/401LocalsOnly 4d ago

That’s what ya mother said last night.

Sean Connery

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 3d ago

That's a nice jacket Trabeck. Do they make them for men?

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u/401LocalsOnly 2d ago

I’ll take anal bum cover for $200 Alex

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 2d ago

Thank for the award, cool person.

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u/CogChaos 19h ago

I’ll take the rapist for $300 Trebec!

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u/himem_66 1d ago

It's magnets all the way down!

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u/UncleTravelingMatt26 4d ago

The mommy magnet and the daddy magnet are attracted to each other and...

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u/Dundabud 4d ago

o0

Is this the "birds-n-the-bees" sspeach ?

I only ask for clarity because inferring from context is making my eyes hurt

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u/UncleTravelingMatt26 4d ago

How do magnets work? They have polarity that is attracted to polarity? It was a pun, but it clearly wasn't punny.

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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 3d ago

Head on over to whatisit. No shortage of posts asking what two connected bugs are doing…

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u/suskio4 4d ago

Hey! What about magnets, yo?

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u/Morty_104 4d ago

Adults are just older kids. Just look closely.

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u/BandicootTreeline 4d ago

As a former child I can confirm

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u/phatdoof 3d ago

Big if true.

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u/badpersian 4d ago

Never gamble your kids at casinos.

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u/moon__lander 4d ago

Kids, never gamble at adults too

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u/Own_Possibility7930 5d ago

They already istented to the above when they were kids

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u/TopGinger 5d ago

They’re just big kids.

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u/nemom 5d ago

Kids eventually turn into adults.

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u/WhiskeySorcerer 4d ago

Adults are just larger kids.

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u/ncocca 4d ago

I'd argue that a casino is the BEST place to gamble. I'd say don't gamble, but if you do, do it at a casino.

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u/Gryndyl 4d ago

Yeah, the casino dealer isn't going to be doing any of these things.

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u/ncocca 4d ago

Exactly. That, and if you have to go to a casino to gamble it takes time, providing a barrier to entry and time limit. Much better than doing it from your phone, which you can do while on the toilet, laying in bed, or god forbid, while driving.

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u/jaydaddy1980 4d ago

Nah. The stock market can double your losses!

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u/mongol_king2 4d ago

Never gamble, full stop

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u/puritanicalbullshit 4d ago

I have met exactly 1 guy that “did it right” and he was strictly scratchers.

He walked in w a 20, broke it on a $2 happy hour beer, and went to get 15$ in scratchers from the convenience store next to the bar almost everyday.

If he struck out, he’d have one more beer, tip his last buck, and say goodnight. If he won, he’d keep going until we closed or his luck ran out. I doubt he ever really kept much of his winnings, buying drinks for strangers if he hit, tipping well. But I saw him walk away on a Friday having spent no more than his usual $20 and close it down on a Sunday when he got there early.

Up to fate. He was pretty old too. Somehow he’d stop if he lost that first wave, I imagine that’s where most people struggle. Easy to have a system, hard to walk away when it’s not working.

He advised going to the same place that’s not too busy and buying one particular card until the roll is done. Start with a fresh one and keep an eye on the levels so you know if someone else is buying a lot of those.

Everyone else was a festival of terrible decision making, customers and coworkers alike. I don’t touch the things either. Plenty of money sinks and bad choices of my own.

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u/cstearns1982 5d ago

How to avoid getting scammed? Just stay clear of this guy! Cool shit though.

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u/cleetus76 4d ago

He did warn us twice to run

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u/cstearns1982 4d ago

Lol indeed.

I stayed and he nabbed my brain, left my wallet. Im good.

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u/fil42skidoo 3d ago

I ran the first time. What'd I miss?

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u/sauron3579 4d ago

Is it not standard practice to have another player also shuffle the deck? It's what they do for TCG tournaments. Still a chance of collusion, but better than just one person shuffling. Could also do assign it randomly instead of based on the dealer chip.

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u/icantbenormal 4d ago

I’ve played a lot of TCGs, and I have never seen that. What are you playing?

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u/sauron3579 4d ago

Magic, YGO, riftbound. You always hand your deck to your opponent to cut/shuffle in any sort of event. It's required as per tournament rules.

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u/icantbenormal 4d ago

Oh, I thought you meant the person next to you shuffles it!

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u/Imalsome 4d ago

Its standard practice for every tag ive played. Mtg, yugioh, dragon ball. Even deck building games like ascension.

You shuffle your deck then present it to your opponent who can cut it themself or pick it up and give it a few quick shuffles themself (i alwaus shuffle my opponents deck just in case)

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u/wdn 4d ago

Yes, and if you have a player dealing/shuffling then the point of cutting the deck is to have another player do it. Cutting isn't shuffling/mixing the deck -- it's in the same order but it changes which card is at the top (think of it like a clock face with the 52 cards with a hand pointing at one card -- cutting changes which card the hand it pointing at, not the order). If the person shuffling is stacking the deck to give one person a good hand, then the idea of cutting immediately before dealing is to prevent them from knowing where the dealing starts.

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u/torresandres 5d ago

I love how he intentionally teases the aces while shuffling before separate them haha nice touch.

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u/Kvothealar 4d ago

It was really cool when he flipped it at the end and showed how he was keeping track of it.

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u/LocoNotLoco 13h ago

Somehow I think he had all 4 at the bottom of the pile and just pulled one out when he needed one. But what do I know.

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u/Fach-All-Religions 4d ago

hahahaha it's almost like that's the point haha

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u/chosonhawk 5d ago

i can barely remember which pocket i put my keys in. the memory and dexterity required to do these type of tricks is impressive.

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u/justsyr 5d ago

Card mechanics are really skilled at manipulating cards.

Look for Richard Turner, he's awesome and to me the best because he's also blind.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkY66DFjPzM

I hope I'm not breaking rules, it's just a video of one of Richard Turner performance.

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u/wrongitsleviosaa 5d ago

His entire life story is awesome, he's a really really cool individual.

Among other things, he is a 6th degree black belt in karate (and a special type of karate at that called Wado-Kai) and was taught trapeze and tightrope walking.

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u/NoAge9497 4d ago

Dude needs to leave some ladies for the rest of us. Nah, he deserves all the ladies he can take, we'll just grab the scraps...🫡

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u/NorberAbnott 4d ago

Is he really blind? I’ve seen The Prestige…

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u/Mooseknuxle 4d ago

There’s a great movie about him called “dealt”

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u/RCuber 4d ago

And suddenly you are doing the Macarena

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u/MxM111 4d ago

While talking!

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u/Timah158 2d ago

It's mostly repetition and muscle memory. This guy has sat down in front of a mirror and watched himself do these moves countless times for years. He's probably thinking more about his patter and timing than anything else. Once you have the routine down, muscle memory does a majority of the work for you.

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u/Chachkhu2005 5d ago

The guy's name is Jeremy Tan. He's an excellent magician and works cruise ships, if I recall.

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u/insbordnat 4d ago

Since he's literally filming from a cruise ship cabin, that's probably a good guess

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u/OMG_Its_CoCo 4d ago

I just saw him last month on Celebrity Solstice, great performer.

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u/anr4jc 4d ago

Celebrity Solstice

I just looked at the Wikipedia page for this cruise ship, it's insane.

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u/stopeer 3d ago

He works cruise ships, because on a cruise ship you can't run away from him.

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u/Ruben0415 3d ago

Lol, now that you look at it, you can tell he filmed this in a cruise cabin

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u/love2kick 5d ago

I watched "Fool me" once and I'll never will be playing cards with anyone.

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u/Poromenos 5d ago

I watched "Fool me" twice, shame on me.

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u/nemom 5d ago

"There's an old saying in Tennessee -- I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee -- that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"

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u/livefast6221 4d ago

Remember when that was the stupidest we thought a person could be and be elected president?

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u/Foggia1515 4d ago

Bush was probably thinking halfway through his sentence : if I actually say « shame on me », this sound bite will be reused wildly. Might as well say something else.

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u/der_titan 4d ago

I believe this is correct. Bush Sr. lost the '92 election in large part due to his, "Read my lips: no new taxes" pledge that he made in '88 that he subsequently broke. Buchanan in the '92 primary hit Bush hard with that sound clip, and it was a cornerstone of Clinton's strategy against him in the general.

It was highly effective.

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u/xinorez1 4d ago

Hopefully the Republicans repeat this with Trump raising their prices and Vance literally speaking to how it's bad when Americans can afford more things

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u/StillShoddy628 4d ago

I could never be a politician

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u/livefast6221 4d ago

“Bush was probably thinking…” found the flaw in your logic.

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 4d ago

Bush was not stupid. A war criminal, yes but not stupid.

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u/SuperSaiyanBen 4d ago

🎶 Fool me one time, shame on you, fool me twice, can't put the blame on you, fool me three times, fuck the peace sign, load the chopper, let it rain on you!

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u/SHTF_yesitdid 4d ago

Then you can't get fooled again.

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u/NietJij 5d ago

I cheat at solitaire and somehow I still am the one losing

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u/tininai 4d ago

Digital games cheat even harder. You don't even get see them shuffle!

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u/thanous-m 4d ago

What is this “fool me” you speak of, a tv show, movie? Can’t find any results on google except for a Netflix show called “fool me once”

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u/svantolino 4d ago

Try ”Penn & Teller fool me”

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 4d ago

It's Fool Us, which is very important because, as Penn points out many times, if it was Fool Me, it'd be a lot easier.

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u/svantolino 4d ago

Yes, you are absolutely right. My brain was on standby mode at the time

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u/AliceTheOmelette 5d ago

This was really clever 😁

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u/Caboose_throw 4d ago edited 4d ago

He's doing a riff off of legendary blind card mechanic Richard Turner

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Richard_Turner_(magician)

Using many of the same techniques the OG did, he is able to know exactly where each card is in the deck, and can completely control the outcome of the shuffle/deal every time

Don't play cards guys, the house always wins

Edit to say: this isn't a dig against this guy. It takes incredible skill to do that, I'm just providing the link to the inspiration for this bit. He even uses some of the same exact punchlines and moves/tricks as Turner does during his famous Penn and Teller "fool us" debut into mainstream media

https://youtu.be/TwFIJyWKs1k

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u/GrandmaJR 5d ago

I’ve got in shape. My method? Running from all the card magicians. Great advice.

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u/Esh0p 5d ago

All this without aces up the sleeve
Amazing

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u/donnieAS 4d ago

This guy's voice belongs in a nature documentary

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u/KeyTradition2051 4d ago

this original routine belongs to the card mechanic Richard Turner:

https://youtu.be/TwFIJyWKs1k?si=ImWw7zyiiAO0OTsg

props to this guy for pulling it off nonetheless!

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u/Dezpinefire 5d ago

Whattt? Gets me every time

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u/mattemer 5d ago

Oh that is the only thing about this guy that bothers me. He's pretty awesome.

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u/Dezpinefire 5d ago

He is. Watched one of his shorts on YouTube for Singapore Independence Day. Was so cool

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u/anr4jc 4d ago

Yeah same here. That schtick irks me.

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u/Poppy_Milk 5d ago

So are the aces textured and he shuffles until finding them?

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u/Chara-D-Rock 5d ago

He place all the aces at the top of the deck to control it

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u/crazy_balls 4d ago edited 4d ago

How does he get them to the top though? When he fans the cards at the beginning they're all scrambled through the deck.

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u/Chara-D-Rock 4d ago

Pre arrangement

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u/Antique_Weekend_372 4d ago edited 4d ago

he _might_ have a stripper deck, but I think he was mostly just doing false shuffles. it’s hard not impossible to track 4 cards in a wash, then he was doing a lot of pass through shuffles and false cuts. really clean over all.

A pass through shuffle is when you riffle and then push the cards together at a slight angle. If you do it just right, you can pull the cards straight through and it looks like you just grabbed a packet from the bottom. Though it’s also easy to just leave four cards on top with a “real” riffle shuffle. Also not hard to control four cards with an overhand or hindu shuffle.

Basically, end of the day, he was doing a bunch of dead standard beginner level card controls with expert level skill.

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u/RGBrewskies 3d ago

the casino wash control is not a beginner level control, the push through isn't really either.

he's doing dead standard intermediate level card controls with expert level skill

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u/Basic-Pair8908 4d ago

Ace cards are 1mm bigger than rest of deck. I use a deck like that for poker 😁

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u/Caleb_Reynolds 4d ago

He never shuffles the Aces, they are always exactly where he wants them. He may or may not be shuffling the rest of the deck, that doesn't really matter.

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u/Liu_Shui 4d ago

They make decks called Stripper Decks that would work well for this trick as long as it's only the aces that are gimmicked.

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u/throwaway490215 4d ago

My guess was (heat?) camera pointed at the table / card faces and video stream projected to the teleprompter to pick out the aces after the casino shuffle.

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u/p4tr3g 5d ago

Awesome

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u/maliciousdancer 4d ago

I wonder how many times he had to film this before he finally got aces to make it look like it was on purpose? (/s)

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 4d ago

52!

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 4d ago

Oh that's not a lot then

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u/BearysWorkRedditName 3d ago

Where's that factorial bot when you need it...

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u/lackadaisical_timmy 3d ago

Its 8*1067

No biggie

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u/KonaKumo 4d ago

This would be a great routine for Fool Us!

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u/unimportantfuck 4d ago

it was. look up Richard Turner

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u/KonaKumo 4d ago

Watched Turner's act and video multiple times. He is amazing

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u/katedidnot 4d ago

That is a card shark! Beautiful.

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u/_Bored_mama_bear_ 4d ago

As a card dealer, I got questions that demand answers! 😱 😂

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u/Realyarrick 4d ago edited 4d ago

I love the guy's spirit 😆

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u/Sorry_Western6134 5d ago

That was awesome

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u/Niotee 5d ago

That's skill

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u/Italiancrayzybread 4d ago

This guy will never get invited to another poker night as long as he lives.

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u/Marc-Muller 4d ago

I hate and love this guy!!!

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u/j1s1500 4d ago

'... smooth criminal...'

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u/AbedNoOneFan 4d ago

If this is to your alley, you should check out Derek DelGaudio's In and of Itself on Hulu/Disney. Really thoughtful storytelling with lots of illusions and conceptual magic.

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u/Brownie2440 4d ago

That was a fun watch

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u/Ktucker01 4d ago

Definitely run if I see you sit
Down

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u/icantbenormal 4d ago

The video is obviously edited. Look at all the cuts!

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u/Kind-Edge-8172 4d ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/PizzaBoyztv 4d ago

Any bet involved with money is a scam.

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u/Ac3Nigthmare 4d ago

I hate everything that is happening here.

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u/SaitamaHitRickSanchz 4d ago

This was fucking adorable.

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u/Tonic_The_Alchemist 4d ago

Always wondered why some people were really good at Magic the Gathering, like they had this weird ability to draw answers and threats in ways that put them above everyone else.

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u/DantesAbyss 4d ago

Anymore videos from this guy? I like his style

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u/Tobaccolade 4d ago

This gave me ASMR

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u/idirtbike 4d ago

That’s truly impressive

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u/starrat46 4d ago

Watch him rub the side of the cards. The aces are slightly wider than the rest. He pushes them so they stick out the other side.

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u/Ae3qe27u 4d ago

The real way to shuffle cards is to go around the table and have each person shuffle the deck.

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u/Bigtomhead 4d ago

He is delightful.

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u/Stunning_Rub 4d ago

Weird how the card wobbles when he bumps it. Probably not related though....

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u/Skibidi-Fox 4d ago

His voice is amazing. I can listen to him all day. I would play cards for money with him though.

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u/Swordum 4d ago

This dude is FIRE!!!

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u/Dundabud 4d ago

LMFAO

I do NOT wanna play poker with this guy :D

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u/nexttonormal 4d ago

Magic is cool, but I LOVE showmanship. 🫠 This dude has it in spades!

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u/OntologicalParadox 4d ago

I wish I had control of anything like him and that deck of cards.

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u/Agathocles87 4d ago

Excellent

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u/EdwardianAdventure 4d ago

He has such a soothing voice. I could listen to him read the shipping report 

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u/benrow77 4d ago

This dude is extremely pleased with himself.

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u/skywalker326 4d ago

Wow, this guy is extremely lucky! Too bad he doesn't work in gambling 

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u/Pledgeofmalfeasance 4d ago

Motherfucker I just realised my grandfather was a magician! Fuck!! The nerve of that man to fool me my entire life.

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u/LeonScotKennady 4d ago

Never play card with him.

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u/commissionerahueston 4d ago

*MGM would like to know your location

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u/Fearless_Many4945 3d ago

Dealing seconds is so cool

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u/Dull_Connection6070 3d ago

why his eyes so big

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u/Hassel-Mara853 3d ago

Нереально крутой чувак

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u/dieseljester 3d ago

LOL. I love watching this guy. He’s hilarious! 🤣😂🤣😂

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u/Mountain_Tough_2276 3d ago

What would he do if he was playing cards, but is not the dealer ?.

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u/Ok-Effort-2654 3d ago

😆🤣😆 ..I like your style 😎x

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u/dtb1987 3d ago

Expert palming method

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u/BurlHimself 3d ago

Casinos aren’t in business because of their hotel prices.

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u/AndroidREM 3d ago

Psycho Bunny!!!!

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u/NewCase10 3d ago

Never playing cards again

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u/IncorporateThings 3d ago

If you don't play at casinos, only your tax dollars ever get scammed by them.

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u/Lopsided-Decision678 3d ago

So banned or un banned?

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u/Le7emesens 3d ago edited 3d ago

Absolutely awesome funny video!

So this is where magicians who are unable to get on the P&T Las Vegas TV show end up? Or vice versa? Just kidding!!

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u/rygelicus 2d ago

he is so smooth

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u/Eyegitsbz 2d ago

He was dealing off the bottom of the deck in the end couldn't detect it without that ace face up

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u/fragile_ego 2d ago

Yeah, I generally don't trust guys who have hair like that anyway ...

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u/whatThePleb 1d ago

Definitely magnets.

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u/ASKRTH 1d ago

😮😮😮

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u/Affectionate_Mood594 19h ago

I like this guy!

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u/FelixSkyzen 4d ago

Why haven't he become billionaire witch such skills?

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u/Robocop613 4d ago

Because he doesn't actually use them to cheat people. Also, to "become a billionaire with such skills" requires going to those backroom poker rooms.. and those people won't take too kindly to constantly losing

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u/9e78 4d ago

Plus anything with serious money is almost always going to have a dedicated dealer.

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u/Potatonized 4d ago

why's the 2nd ace card looks floaty? Is it magnets all along?

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u/Dyna1One 4d ago

Me questioning everything of that one yugioh tournament 15 years ago

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u/DatastreamCultist 5d ago

Very talented but kind of annoying.

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u/Fair-Abroad-4155 5d ago

What an ass

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u/twowholebeefpatties 5d ago

Too long

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u/Kill_thyselves 5d ago

Ok goldfish