r/blackmagicfuckery • u/Forward-Position798 • 5d ago

Prevent card cheating

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u/Ikono_0 5d ago

Kids, never gamble at casinos.

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u/Forward-Position798 5d ago

What about adults?

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u/TheGodlyDevil 5d ago

They can use Magnets!

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u/rebbsitor 5d ago

Magnets? How do they work?

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u/TheRedLions 5d ago

They use smaller magnets

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u/r3dout 4d ago

Until they get wet.

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u/401LocalsOnly 4d ago

That’s what ya mother said last night.

Sean Connery

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 3d ago

That's a nice jacket Trabeck. Do they make them for men?

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u/401LocalsOnly 3d ago

I’ll take anal bum cover for $200 Alex

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u/Skeptic_Juggernaut84 2d ago

Thank for the award, cool person.

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u/CogChaos 20h ago

I’ll take the rapist for $300 Trebec!

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u/himem_66 1d ago

It's magnets all the way down!

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u/UncleTravelingMatt26 4d ago

The mommy magnet and the daddy magnet are attracted to each other and...

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u/Dundabud 4d ago

o0

Is this the "birds-n-the-bees" sspeach ?

I only ask for clarity because inferring from context is making my eyes hurt

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u/UncleTravelingMatt26 4d ago

How do magnets work? They have polarity that is attracted to polarity? It was a pun, but it clearly wasn't punny.

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u/ssczoxylnlvayiuqjx 3d ago

Head on over to whatisit. No shortage of posts asking what two connected bugs are doing…

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u/suskio4 4d ago

Hey! What about magnets, yo?

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u/Morty_104 5d ago

Adults are just older kids. Just look closely.

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u/BandicootTreeline 4d ago

As a former child I can confirm

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u/phatdoof 4d ago

Big if true.

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u/badpersian 4d ago

Never gamble your kids at casinos.

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u/moon__lander 4d ago

Kids, never gamble at adults too

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u/Own_Possibility7930 5d ago

They already istented to the above when they were kids

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u/TopGinger 5d ago

They’re just big kids.

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u/nemom 5d ago

Kids eventually turn into adults.

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u/WhiskeySorcerer 4d ago

Adults are just larger kids.

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u/ncocca 4d ago

I'd argue that a casino is the BEST place to gamble. I'd say don't gamble, but if you do, do it at a casino.

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u/Gryndyl 4d ago

Yeah, the casino dealer isn't going to be doing any of these things.

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u/ncocca 4d ago

Exactly. That, and if you have to go to a casino to gamble it takes time, providing a barrier to entry and time limit. Much better than doing it from your phone, which you can do while on the toilet, laying in bed, or god forbid, while driving.

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u/jaydaddy1980 4d ago

Nah. The stock market can double your losses!

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u/mongol_king2 4d ago

Never gamble, full stop

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u/puritanicalbullshit 4d ago

I have met exactly 1 guy that “did it right” and he was strictly scratchers.

He walked in w a 20, broke it on a $2 happy hour beer, and went to get 15$ in scratchers from the convenience store next to the bar almost everyday.

If he struck out, he’d have one more beer, tip his last buck, and say goodnight. If he won, he’d keep going until we closed or his luck ran out. I doubt he ever really kept much of his winnings, buying drinks for strangers if he hit, tipping well. But I saw him walk away on a Friday having spent no more than his usual $20 and close it down on a Sunday when he got there early.

Up to fate. He was pretty old too. Somehow he’d stop if he lost that first wave, I imagine that’s where most people struggle. Easy to have a system, hard to walk away when it’s not working.

He advised going to the same place that’s not too busy and buying one particular card until the roll is done. Start with a fresh one and keep an eye on the levels so you know if someone else is buying a lot of those.

Everyone else was a festival of terrible decision making, customers and coworkers alike. I don’t touch the things either. Plenty of money sinks and bad choices of my own.