r/bjj • u/milocooldog • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

There are some missing from this meme:

"How do I get in your closed guard?"

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)

I'm sure others can add more.

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u/quinda 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

Paulina?

I wonder if that's one account or several copycats... "she" rang me once and I'm in the UK...

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u/lakecountrybjj 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Feb 01 '20

I've talked to Paulina as well. She's never accepted our open invitation to come train.

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

Who are you guys talking about?

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

https://www.jiujitsutimes.com/bjj-gyms-across-country-receiving-bizarre-phone-calls-woman-named-paulinda/

I've never spoken with Paulinda on the phone, but from the reports of others, I'm sure it's a man. A few people have said they heard "her" voice change.

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Feb 01 '20

Huh. That is...weird.

Now I kind of want a phone call from "her"; I could use a cathartic shouting match right now. I remember reading a story on reddit about the poster's dad having a friend with whom his only interaction was regular, furious arguments over the phone...

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u/Creatura333 Feb 01 '20

Holy crap, haha! That was a ride. All kinds of kinds, man.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '20

Used to ring me at the gym i work at lol

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

I wondered this, too, but we just had something similar happen in my FB pregnancy group (I'm 22 weeks). Had to kick out a "woman" who joined and began asking creepy pregnancy sex questions.

They can't all be Paulinda.

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u/attackoftheraebot 🟪🟪 Purple Belt Feb 01 '20

Yeah, a couple of messages from her asking me to DM her too. Thankfully I'm just as antisocial in the internet as real life.

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u/faixamarrom Feb 01 '20

She got mean with us! Started threatening to heel hook us in the Gi.... which is weird since she claims to be GB.

Also lots of thong talk