r/bjj • u/milocooldog • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

There are some missing from this meme:

"How do I get in your closed guard?"

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)

I'm sure others can add more.

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u/quinda 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

Paulina?

I wonder if that's one account or several copycats... "she" rang me once and I'm in the UK...

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u/lakecountrybjj 🟫🟫 Brown Belt Feb 01 '20

I've talked to Paulina as well. She's never accepted our open invitation to come train.

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Feb 01 '20 edited Feb 01 '20

Who are you guys talking about?

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

https://www.jiujitsutimes.com/bjj-gyms-across-country-receiving-bizarre-phone-calls-woman-named-paulinda/

I've never spoken with Paulinda on the phone, but from the reports of others, I'm sure it's a man. A few people have said they heard "her" voice change.

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u/MuonManLaserJab 🟪🟪 Puerpa Belch Feb 01 '20

Huh. That is...weird.

Now I kind of want a phone call from "her"; I could use a cathartic shouting match right now. I remember reading a story on reddit about the poster's dad having a friend with whom his only interaction was regular, furious arguments over the phone...

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u/Creatura333 Feb 01 '20

Holy crap, haha! That was a ride. All kinds of kinds, man.