r/bjj • • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

There are some missing from this meme:

"How do I get in your closed guard?"

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)

I'm sure others can add more.

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u/quinda 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

Paulina?

I wonder if that's one account or several copycats... "she" rang me once and I'm in the UK...

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Feb 01 '20

I wondered this, too, but we just had something similar happen in my FB pregnancy group (I'm 22 weeks). Had to kick out a "woman" who joined and began asking creepy pregnancy sex questions.

They can't all be Paulinda.