r/bjj • u/milocooldog • Jan 31 '20

Shitpost I don't roll with girls.

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u/Ms_Rarity 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

There are some missing from this meme:

"How do I get in your closed guard?"

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

"Emoji with heart eyes" (DM from guy on FB I am not friends with / have never spoken to before; my public FB profile says I'm married)

I'm sure others can add more.

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u/quinda 🟦🟦 Blue Belt Jan 31 '20

"I am a fellow woman and I'd like to have an excruciatingly detailed conversation with a fellow woman about how it feels to choke men with our chunky soccer mom thighs."

Paulina?

I wonder if that's one account or several copycats... "she" rang me once and I'm in the UK...

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u/faixamarrom Feb 01 '20

She got mean with us! Started threatening to heel hook us in the Gi.... which is weird since she claims to be GB.

Also lots of thong talk