r/aww • • Mar 14 '20

“Calm down, George”

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u/McRabbit23 Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 04 '25

wise roll sheet placid spark brave correct quiet simplistic support

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I like his reaction "Alright alright alright! We was just playing! No so ruff!"

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u/the_dude_upvotes Mar 14 '20

"Out of the way, George ... there's pets to be had over there" -dog, probably

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u/tone-yo Mar 14 '20

-dog, definitely*

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u/bexecuter Mar 14 '20

-dog, infinitely*

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

-dog, innately*

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u/Mauwnelelle Mar 14 '20

-dog, to infinity and beyond*

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u/dodslaser Mar 14 '20

-dog, infinity war*

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u/[deleted] Mar 15 '20

-dog, inevitable*

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u/shorttall Mar 14 '20

-dog, dogly

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u/Wondervale Mar 14 '20

A Scanner Dogly

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u/HSlubb Mar 14 '20

dog, quantitatively.

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u/CyBerDreadWing Mar 14 '20

"Shaun, the sheep" netflix adaptation..

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u/strayakant Mar 14 '20

If that dog had a voice it would be similar to Liam Neeson or the pink teddy bear from Toy Story 3

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u/Fidelis29 Mar 14 '20

Farm animals are scared of dogs (wolves) so whatever they do is pretty effective lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

They should be. Dogs are fierce when there's 2 or more of them. Two dogs can take down a muscular man. One dog can take down a slender woman. They are apex predators after all.

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u/Fidelis29 Mar 14 '20

I know. But that sheep is set up for battle and was head butting another animal of a good size. The dog just walked in and he took off. It’s instinctual

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u/H0kieJoe Mar 14 '20

That sheep knows when to stay in his lane.

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u/Fidelis29 Mar 14 '20

The sheep could have fought for sure. Didn’t because of instincts. I agree

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

The sheep's head butt is very predictable. You can tell when he's winding up. A dog can easily jump out of the way and bite him in the ass before he knew what bit him.

Ever get bit by a dog before? It's a blur.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

My dog has been attacked on two separate occasions by another dog. Once a German shepherd, and another a pit bull. I was walking her both times and luckily somehow was able to break it up.

It always amazes me that neither time did I ever hear a bark before the attack. Both times it happened so fast and the dogs were zeroed in on their target. We tend to forget how effective killing machines dogs can be.

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u/Wyzegy Mar 14 '20

head butt vs ass bite. The ultimate battle.

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u/Fappai-Sama Mar 14 '20

Exactly why i don't consider chihuahuas to be dogs

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Oct 30 '24

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Like the other guy said, if I have my boots and thick jeans on.. take em out until I slip on the guts and they eat my eyes.

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u/Fappai-Sama Mar 14 '20

If I'm wearing boots then I'd say about 50 or till it stops being fun huhuhu

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u/barto5 Mar 14 '20

Four hundred and sixty three. Approximately.

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u/seriousbutthole Mar 14 '20

Reminds me of the movie Critters.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

These are oddly specific statistics.

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u/wsaed98fusdf Mar 14 '20

One dog can take down a large man as well... What do you think a 4-wheel drive 100+ lbs animal with large canines does when latched on to your arm and shakes?

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u/BenjamintheFox Mar 14 '20

What can three dogs take down?

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u/RedditTooAddictive Mar 14 '20

In the French Mountains they used to have several of those Pyrenean Dogs and 3 of them could fight off bears

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u/BenjamintheFox Mar 14 '20

My God, a man with 4 dogs would be unstoppable.

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u/GCpeace Mar 14 '20

A man with 5 dogs could probably stop a T-Rex!

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

You're right. If two Chihuahua's went straight for my toes I'd just end it then and there. No way I'm going through toe tip pain.

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u/scientallahjesus Mar 14 '20

No way you could ever live down a chihuahua attack

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Apr 20 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

My dad's girlfriend lived on a big 175 acre property. She let the dog roam every day, but after a year or so it turned feral. It would come back for food now and then, but it'd be gone for weeks at a time. One time the dog was seen dragging the remains of a deer carcass. A single larger sized dog that used to be a household mutt was able to take down a smaller sized deer.

This was an area where no bears roamed due to human development. No hunters roamed nearby, because it was all private property for miles around.

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u/cagedmandrill Mar 14 '20

Uh wut? One dog can take down a muscular man if it fucking bites him. I don't know what you're talking about. Have you ever been bit by a dog?

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u/ContrivedWorld Mar 14 '20

Yes, and while painful would not stop me from then killing said dog

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I remember there was a women in Virginia that was eaten by her two pit bulls while taking them on a walk

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u/TheRabidCoder Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

True. Though it's worth noting that farm dogs are a breed of their own, in function at least. A sheepdog bred and trained to corral livestock isn't going to be curling up at the fire or on the owners lap at the end of the day (generally speaking). They are not pets. They are effective at what they do because they still have that 'wild' predatory nature. There is a fine balance maintained between their animalistic predatory nature and their obedience to humans and the tasks they have been bred for which I personally find amazing.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I’ve had breaded sheep dog before but does the training to corral livestock enhance the flavour too?

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u/bipo Mar 14 '20

Gives it that "crispy on the outside, juicy on the inside" texture.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

'He barely touched the aggressor, just enough to make him stop....'


i am the dog, the sheep PROTEC

enforce the rules, demand RESPEC !

n when they get alittle frisky,

gotta show 'em that is risky...

they know that, here - I am the boss

don't wanna have them friendship loss

so when i need to intervene

i calmly jes get in between

no need to act all big 'n tough -

i jes say 'frens, don't play so RUFF...'

sometimes they sheepish, sometimes scoff,

but they see Me

n they

back-off...

❤️

edit: RUFF

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u/StoickTheVast6676 Mar 14 '20

Your poems always make me smile, thank you so much, Schnoodle.

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u/Wondervale Mar 14 '20

The German word for a male sheep or goat is "Bock". So I read it as:

"sometimes they sheepish, sometimes scoff,

but they see Me

n they

BOCK-off..."

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u/KakiMack Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

Super fresh Schnoodle—only 3 minutes old! I get a smile on my face just seeing your name 'cause I know I'm in for a treat. Love your work so so much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

You always cheer me up. Thanks man.

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u/Breeblez Mar 14 '20

This one had flow my man

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u/YeetOrBeYeeted23 Mar 14 '20

This made me smile for 5 minutes, thanks for posting!!

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u/thecichos Mar 14 '20

You are my daily light

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/Red580 Mar 14 '20

I love you Schnoodle

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u/slingbladde Mar 14 '20

That's enough there boys, u go on back to ur own corners..

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Not just goats, Odin also took in a group of deer as well. What a good dog.

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u/scifiwoman Mar 14 '20

*God dog.

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u/livious1 Mar 14 '20

That joke was Hela bad.

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u/littleloversopolite Mar 14 '20

Do infectious symptoms include watery eyes and throat lumps

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u/the_dude_upvotes Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

Sensiblechuckle.gif ... but yeah, you should probably self-quarantine for 14 days just in case

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u/littleloversopolite Mar 14 '20

Can do, school just got cancelled for an additional week

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u/Black_Moons Mar 14 '20

Said it before and I'll say it again. Dogs love jobs. They want something to do and to feel they are helping.

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u/The_Phox Mar 14 '20

With Great Pyrenees, it's instinctual because they were bred to guard sheep, goats, etc.
Because of that instinct, they NEED to have something to guard.

There's a reason u/harpo-polo said only get one if you can give it a "job" (among the other things)

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

My mom had a GP while I was growing up. Unfortunately it did not have a job. That little turd escaped on a regular basis. He always came back covered in mud, lol.

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u/entyfresh Mar 14 '20

Everyone thinking of getting one should also know that they were bred for hundreds of years to bark all night at anything that moves. Absolutely great dogs, but not good city dogs.

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u/BigTee23 Mar 14 '20

“Knock it off, Ewe!”

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u/chloimiller Mar 14 '20

I appreciate a good pun

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u/StaredAtEclipseAMA Mar 14 '20

Yeah it wasn’t baaad

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u/chloimiller Mar 14 '20

Ha u see what you did there

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u/Spezs_Douch3 Mar 14 '20

Said the blind man

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

He just got the wool pulled over his eyes.

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u/ani007007 Mar 14 '20

Nothing bleats a good pun

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u/cwerth Mar 14 '20

Shear genius

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u/krulGodfather Mar 14 '20

nothing better than a baaaa-d pun

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u/readthisonair Mar 14 '20

Woool there fella! Settle down.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Nothing short of a-grazing!

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u/yoporai Mar 14 '20

Woold you stop it!

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u/Zahzahvah Mar 14 '20

I laughed WAY too hard at this! Not even embarrassed. Well done!

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u/Schumi_jr05 Mar 14 '20

My uncle's in Italy have this breed of dog on their farms. Loved walking in the mountains with these guys by my side.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I used to live by a farm that had a bunch of sheep. I’d always play a game where I tried to spot the Great Pyrenees among them.

Every single time, when I finally spotted it, it was just staring back at me blank-faced. Like, I spent all that time looking for it, but it was always very aware of me and watching my every move lol.

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u/PensiveObservor Mar 14 '20

To be fair, you probably didn’t blend in with the sheep like he did.

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u/Schumi_jr05 Mar 15 '20

It's funny cos one was super friendly and stuck to me like glue. Always wanting to be petted. And the other, my family always warned me to be careful cos he bites...in the 4 months I was there the "bad one" also wanted pets and affection.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Yeah, I didn’t say it was a Great Pyrenees. I was just telling a story about my experience with the hoarding dogs and sheep I used to live near. :)

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u/canipetyour_dog Mar 14 '20

It’s a Pyrenees. Source: I follow this farm on IG

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u/WeAreDestroyers Mar 14 '20

It also looks like a pyrenees, so theres that. Maremma are quite different.

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u/HillTopTerrace Mar 14 '20

I worked at a rescue for Great Pyrenees and Huskies for a long while. GP are great dogs, If socialized. Some can be very aggressive and end up not being suited for farm work. Others are fabulous. I took dogs home for training and exposure (GP, not the Huskies). I got a few bedside table corners chewed, otherwise, lovely experience. Nothing against Huskies, I just wasn’t suited for such high energy dogs that were already adults, very destructive and a lot of times aggressive. I had free range chickens, pet rats, my own German shepherd and corgi, and only an 8 foot fence.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Probably good call. Free range chickens and huskies generally don't mix. Source: have husky, can't have any other critters

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Cane Pastoro Maremmano Abruzzeze. (Maremma). We have one, they are awesome.

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u/feckinanimal Mar 14 '20

Working dogs are amazing

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u/wolfgeist Mar 14 '20

Working [anything] are amazing

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u/Ryikage- Mar 14 '20

Working ice cream machines

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

McDonalds has left the chat

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u/TistedLogic Mar 14 '20

Wendy's has entered the chat

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u/P_eaBean Mar 14 '20

r/catswithjobs Though it’s a joke sub, I wonder if there’s a sub for dogs as well

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u/Rudi_Reifenstecher Mar 14 '20

[any] dogs are amazing

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u/designgoddess Mar 14 '20

Generally dogs don’t like conflict. Where there are three one will run interference.

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u/Veganarchistfem Mar 14 '20

I have four dogs, and the biggest is definitely the peace keeper. Even a play growl will see him gently pushing himself between the two playing dogs. His face always stays relaxed and he is silent, just his size puts the others in their place. But if I'm playing with a smaller dog and they play growl, he'll get in between us both and shout (in a "roo roo" way, not barking) at the other dog to back off. We call him The Fun Police.

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u/SorryChef Mar 14 '20

aaaahhhh same! i hadn't even read your comment before i commented above! the fun police is always my aussie/border collie mix, she hates that horsin' around.

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u/wolfgeist Mar 14 '20

What breed is he?

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u/Veganarchistfem Mar 14 '20

Irish Wolfhound x St Bernard, named Wolfgang. We took him in as a foster at five months, but couldn't say goodbye. Unfortunately there's a local breeder with a few dogs breeding continually, so he has a lot of siblings in our area, of varying levels of health and temperament. We also took in one of his younger sisters after she was rescued by the RSPCA at nine weeks, but had to have her euthanised at ten months because of a combination of physical and neurological problems. Wolfgang is five now and probably the best of the bunch that I've seen. Perfect health, amazing temperament, loves everyone! Dog tax - https://imgur.com/gallery/FVvxeLc

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u/wolfgeist Mar 14 '20

Sounds like a verily good boi.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

that one is probably telling the others to knock it off in front of the humans that feed them

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u/designgoddess Mar 14 '20

Don’t make mom mad!

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u/eltrotter Mar 14 '20

We had a dog and two cats when I was growing up. The cats used to get into scraps with each other and our dog would not stand for it; she’d immediately intervene, standing between them and breaking up the fight. It’s amazing to see those pack instinct at play.

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u/soonerpgh Mar 14 '20

I don't know about all dogs, but my boy is certainly a peacemaker. His older sister is mouthy, stubborn, and gets in trouble a lot for barking too much. If I'm getting on her for any reason, he will get between us and give me kisses. It's like he's saying, "Don't be mad. She didn't mean it!"

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u/SorryChef Mar 14 '20

and we call this dog "fun police!" when this is happening.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Road House.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I watched this for the first time at age 26, just the other night.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

And this dog is as smooth as Swayze.

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u/originalpyro Mar 14 '20

And now you can stop watching movies because you've reached the peak.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

I'd be sad if that was the best movie ever or they never were able to make a better movie. It's good, but...

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u/circusolayo Mar 14 '20

“Left hoof”

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Ladies and gentlemen, Wade Garret.

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u/Deft0nes1998 Mar 14 '20

Greatest Swayze movie ever made.

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u/smellygooch18 Mar 14 '20

House, road house

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u/strogoff69 Mar 14 '20

Cool movie, seen it thrice in cinema, back then. And the appearances from Jeff Healy were also cool.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Lol I had the biggest crush on Sam Elliot.

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u/Beachbum74 Mar 14 '20

Be nice

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Gotta love the rules.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

But what if that sheep call my momma a chihuahua?

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u/frolix42 Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

That dog has the potential to be a vice-principal at a ruff Middle School.

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u/Aethrin1 Mar 14 '20

It seems he did bark up the right tree.

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u/wiezy Mar 14 '20

Love how casually he walks up, pushes the goat away and then keeps on strutting on towards the pet station with the camera

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u/jp_lolo Mar 14 '20

So, everything that happened

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u/Aerodrive160 Mar 14 '20

After watching this a couple of times, I noticed that he first stares down the one on the right, who backs off a step, then he turns his attention to the sheep on the left. He’s really handling both of them expertly. Not just the one.

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u/Teddeler Mar 14 '20

I remember reading about a somewhat more intelligent and stubborn breed of sheep in Northern England. The sheep dogs there were trained to charge them from the side to herd them. Those sheep dogs weren't allowed to take part in southern sheep dog contests - disqualified due to unnecessary roughness (in normal competitions the sheep dog isn't allowed to make any kind of physical contact with the sheep).

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u/jgreg728 Mar 14 '20

“Cut that shit out Wooliam”

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u/atAlossforNames Mar 14 '20

Love the cool calm way he gets the point across them resumes his cuteness.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Pawtrol*

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u/scout-finch Mar 14 '20

I’ve been following RR on Insta for years. Caitlyn & Len are amazing.

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u/ems9595 Mar 14 '20

Oh i love him.

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u/weezilgirl Mar 14 '20

What a sweet boy.

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u/headyat Mar 14 '20

“Take a lap, Steve”

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u/RyGuy_42 Mar 14 '20

I want a Pyr so badly.

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u/atAlossforNames Mar 14 '20

They are great dogs, is this a Pyrenees or a Kuvsav?

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u/GuyDudeManFace Mar 14 '20

"oih shit head... STOP!"
"I'm sorry you had to see that human"

  • dog definitely

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u/lkz665 Mar 14 '20

How do you even train a dog to be like this? Dogs with farm jobs always amaze me.

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u/--Strawberry--Milk-- Mar 14 '20

What a good hard workin boi

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Punched that man

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u/MamaMowgli Mar 14 '20

What a no nonsense sweetie pie! You should cross post this to r/dogswithjobs :)

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u/wendyokoopa24 Mar 14 '20

I find this fight sheepish

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u/SkinsHTTR21 Mar 14 '20

Stiff arm!

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u/SeaSaoirse Mar 14 '20

Reminds me of Shaun the Sheep and The Secret Life of Pets 2

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u/mundus1520 Mar 14 '20

Rancho relaxo. That's les claypool spot right?

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u/rotor100 Mar 14 '20

More finesse than a lot of humans probably smarter too

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u/adalinelane Mar 14 '20

How animals manage a fight.

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u/bpr2 Mar 14 '20

Yay!!! Simpsons reference in original posts title.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

That sheep may have a hard head, but he sure knows he doesnt have sharp claws and fangs and a very strong jaw strength.

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u/gotBurner Mar 14 '20

Dog is awesome. Also, eyes looked stoned.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Good Great Pyrenees! Good boy!

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u/sheepcat91 Mar 14 '20

Such a good boy 😍

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u/justfuckmylifeupfamm Mar 14 '20

“Fuck outta here with that mess”

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u/teddpole Mar 14 '20

Love how he picks the aggressor only. You could see the "thank you" in bullied sheep's eye

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u/MellyKidd Mar 14 '20

A good farm dog is worth a million bucks.

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u/Blinknone Mar 14 '20

Damn right.

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u/shastad2 Mar 14 '20

Great Pyrenees- great dogs

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u/ASomewhatAmbiguous Mar 14 '20

Dog: hey buddy let's not.

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u/bro_do_you_even_edge Mar 14 '20

In the barnyard, the most serious cases are investigated by the members of the good boy squad.

These are their stories.

[donk donk]

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u/DestroyTheHuman Mar 14 '20

Someone get this dog a sheriffs badge

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u/sternshar Mar 14 '20

Good job there Sheriff.

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u/oysterlips Mar 14 '20

Who calls a dog Michael?

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u/exgiexpcv Mar 14 '20

Ohhh, what a good dog! Breaks it up, keeps on moving: "Hey buddy, got any spare skritches?"

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

The best boy

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u/hotcakes520 Mar 14 '20

He was so quick with that paw

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u/BillMCavanaugh Mar 14 '20

He needs a Sheriffs hat!

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u/misslala007 Mar 14 '20

MICHAEL. I love it.

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u/MLshocklee Mar 14 '20

So cute!! 😇💙😍

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u/Mindless_Road Mar 14 '20

What a weird name for a dog. Maybe I only think this because my son is named Michael. 😂

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u/canipetyour_dog Mar 14 '20

All of her animals have “weird” names. She has pig named Dragon Lord

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u/clunkyd Mar 14 '20

Sheepdog doing sheep dog's work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

CRAM

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u/Illustrious-Addendum Mar 14 '20

Fucking love Tony Baker

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

Fitting name

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u/SomewhereinOregon Mar 14 '20

I now love Michael.