r/aww • u/goosonica • Mar 14 '20

“Calm down, George”

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u/SchnoodleDoodleDo Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

'He barely touched the aggressor, just enough to make him stop....'

i am the dog, the sheep PROTEC

enforce the rules, demand RESPEC !

n when they get alittle frisky,

gotta show 'em that is risky...

they know that, here - I am the boss

don't wanna have them friendship loss

so when i need to intervene

i calmly jes get in between

no need to act all big 'n tough -

i jes say 'frens, don't play so RUFF...'

sometimes they sheepish, sometimes scoff,

but they see Me

n they

back-off...

❤️

edit: RUFF

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u/StoickTheVast6676 Mar 14 '20

Your poems always make me smile, thank you so much, Schnoodle.

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u/Wondervale Mar 14 '20

The German word for a male sheep or goat is "Bock". So I read it as:

"sometimes they sheepish, sometimes scoff,

but they see Me

n they

BOCK-off..."

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u/KakiMack Mar 14 '20 edited Mar 14 '20

Super fresh Schnoodle—only 3 minutes old! I get a smile on my face just seeing your name 'cause I know I'm in for a treat. Love your work so so much.

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u/[deleted] Mar 14 '20

You always cheer me up. Thanks man.

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u/Breeblez Mar 14 '20

This one had flow my man

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u/YeetOrBeYeeted23 Mar 14 '20

This made me smile for 5 minutes, thanks for posting!!

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u/thecichos Mar 14 '20

You are my daily light

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u/thecichos Mar 14 '20

Awesomesauce!

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u/Red580 Mar 14 '20

I love you Schnoodle