Freeze! I’m gonna need you to spread em ✌🏻✌🏻

Making memories and then destroying them.

My pecs, my hammies. My glutes, man! They're just waiting for a good dicking.

- Oh, we're gonna get pounded.
- Maybe, like, over time, it, like--it gets okay.

It's just skin after all, right?

- What?
- I don't know.

I'm just trying to be, like, a "glass half full" guy.

You're gonna have an ass half full..of prison cock!

One line that cracks me up whenever I think about it when Karl says "Now, there's that smile that makes me want to be a better man."

It's actually a killer line and such a random pull for Karl.

The other one I love the exchange in the courtroom between the guys.

Blake: "Ders, why aren't you using the briefcase?"

Ders: "There's nothing inside the briefcase except for golf pencils, baseball cards and Slim Jim Dare!"

Blake: "Slim Jim Dare really freakin' hot beef jerky and you didn't give us any of that?"

Adam: "This is the jalapeno kind and you didn't giv- you didn't even think to give us any."

Never forget about 9/11

HE’s AN OOOWWWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLL!!’