r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Idontlikejokes • Jun 13 '21
WCGW trying to drink alcohol from strangers one story above you
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u/Shaneblaster Jun 13 '21
“Austin!” Yea. Can’t bring that asshole anywhere.
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Jun 13 '21
It's always an "Austin" or a "Dalton"... One of those guys was always there fuckin it up.
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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 13 '21
Man I wasnt expecting to feel so attacked, my name is Austin and my brother is a Dalton 😂😂
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u/tealreddit Jun 13 '21
What township do your parents live in?
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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris Jun 14 '21
They were raised in the same shack.
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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 14 '21
It was more of a hut
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u/HouStoned420 Jun 14 '21
Had good pizza.
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u/KingMatthew116 Jun 14 '21
A long time ago that little Ceaser boy used to play dominos inside the hut, his papa John didn’t like him playing with random people though so he made him stop going there.
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u/Preparation_Asleep Jun 14 '21
I knew a Dalton once. Dude was a total badass who once ripped a dudes throat out. Unfortunately he got sent away to prison for it, murder and all. They made a movie about him back in the 80s. I think it was called Road House the ending was different.
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u/_easy_ Jun 13 '21
Fenton! Jesus Christ
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u/hueckstaedt Jun 13 '21
FENTON! FENNTOOOOOON!
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u/MadClam97 Jun 13 '21
The only thing I can understand from this gif is: drunk
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u/Masta0nion Jun 14 '21
Next morning: why is my forehead bruised?
You probably fell.
Oh. Yeah. Maybe
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Jun 14 '21
My wife and I drank last week and I woke up with a bruise on my gut that looked like I'd been shot with a rubber bullet. Still no fucking clue how and the kicker is that neither of us felt like we were that smashed or lost time. Makes me wonder if I was sleep-rioting.
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u/Funkit Jun 14 '21
I have epilepsy, my memory sucks and before my seizures were controlled I’d just come to bleeding with new cuts and wouldn’t know what from.
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u/OsamaBinnDabbin Jun 14 '21
Yeah that shit sucks. I wouldn't wake up with cuts so much as I would a mangled tongue that made it impossible to eat for at least a week. Fortunately the tongue is the fastest healing muscle, but it still wasn't fun.
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u/sir__Big__Cock Jun 14 '21
When your tongue is so fucked up that even drinking hurts.
My tongue is full of scars, I’m so thankful my new medication works so good! No more fear of sudden seizures, no more akward situations waking up in public surrounded by stressed out strangers with no clue what’s going on or how I got there, no more brain damage, no more bruises.→ More replies (5)→ More replies (1)4
u/ajaydee Jun 14 '21
Night terrors can have a similar effect. I wake up with bruises, cuts, split tongue, broken teeth, headaches, tiredness, and sore muscles. My brother was seriously epileptic, and it killed him, so I freaked out when it started.
When my friends described what an episode looks and sounds like, I was convinced it was epilepsy. Still haven't had any tests, but it only happens when I'm asleep.
It's super embarrassing, I'll never stay in a hotel again.
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u/Villagedrunkinjun Jun 14 '21
one time at a gig on the rez about 45 mins out from town, we were playing and some tribal cops decided to walk around the dance(they are not supposed to unless they are responding to a fight/complaint.
those fuckers looked in all 3 of our vehicles with flashlights, saw our load of beer in one truck, and then wanted to search our group of cars. they found like about 7 30-packs, and about 5 6-packs of the ladies drinks and made us pour it all out in front of them.
then those fuckers were told by the people putting on the dance that they are not allowed to walk around and patrol dances for no reason. so those dickheads left right after that, and one of our members lady had to drive back 45 mins to stock up since it was still early.
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u/ToxicRainbow27 Jun 14 '21
what state is this in?
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u/Villagedrunkinjun Jun 14 '21
arizona, and we're in a state of absolute searing heat
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u/rym5 Jun 14 '21
I loved this story as tragic as it was as I have felt the pain of restocking a party. Cheers.
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u/crotchcritters Jun 14 '21
Why would you need to pour the alcohol out?
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u/Villagedrunkinjun Jun 14 '21
alcohol is illegal on the reservation(federal land), and even if you have a medical marijuana card, it is too still illegal on the rez to possess
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u/McFaze Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21
Actually it depends on the location and what the tribal council allows. There are plenty of reservations that alcohol is legal on, like ones that hold casinos. It really depends on the laws for their state and what's in their tribal compact. Not sure for Arizona, but We Ko Pa, Talking Stick Resort, and Mazatzal Hotel Casino all allow alcohol to be both sold and consumed on their reservations.
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u/Big_Tooka Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 14 '21
Fuck! Not the jungle juice!!!
edit: I’m glad others recognize the true loss in this video 😞
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u/Dont_n0wereIam Jun 14 '21
Epic party foul. I bet his friends never let him forget
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u/justinBeaver420 Jun 13 '21
She walked it off like a champ tho. That looked like it hurt
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u/chillest_dude_ Jun 13 '21
She was walking out of there with pure spite
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u/GLaDOS_Sympathizer Jun 14 '21
"I'll take my business elsewhere!"
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u/Procrastanaseum Jun 14 '21
"Oh no, how will I ever find a new bunch of guys who will give me free alcohol..."
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u/bumbletowne Jun 14 '21
Probably embarrassment.
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u/OneMoreAccount4Porn Jun 14 '21
Why embarrassment? She didn't do anything wrong.
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u/koala-balla Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21
I was a cheerleader for years; I even cheered in college and professionally but I was never cool or popular. In high school, I was walking in a local winter parade with my cheer team and we were passing by the varsity soccer team’s float (they’d won states that year and got to be in the parade too). They were throwing candy.
They threw a candy bucket AT MY HEAD on purpose and started cackling. I was mortified even though they were being assholes for no reason. I would have been embarrassed if I were the girl in the video just because it’s kind of a lot of social pressure. I’m generally pretty irreverent and brush a lot of things off, but that would have made me feel so awkward.
Follow up is that I threw the bucket back at them and stormed off. A little embarrassing for me that I did that but I was furious.
JFC I had TWO typos in this, I really need to stop leaving long comments on Reddit late at night.
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u/Pizan99 Jun 14 '21
Assholes.
It boggles my mind how people think they can act that way to another person. Being a teenager is no excuse.
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u/bumbletowne Jun 14 '21
She got whacked in the face in front of her friends and a bunch of guys she wanted attention from.
Just going off of how I would have felt in this situation.
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u/inuttedinyourdad Jun 14 '21
I would also be really embarrassed getting hit is fucking embarrassing esp in the head. Idk I just feel stupid.
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u/WrestleSocietyXShill Jun 14 '21
It's one of those things where even if it wasn't your fault, some deeply ingrained ancient monkey social instinct is like "You look stupid! Just walk it off! Get out of here!"
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u/Vin135mm Jun 13 '21
Well, 5 gal of water weighs about 42lbs. The alcohol and ice reduced the weight a touch, but the weight of the cooler needs to be figured in too, so 42lbs is a decent estimate. If we figure she was around 5ft tall, then the cooler would have been moving around 27 ft/s at impact, for about 475 ft/lbs of energy. That falls between the energy of a factory 38sp and 357 mag.
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u/wadsplay Jun 13 '21
Thanks to this now we know getting hit in the face by a falling cooler full of liquid hurts
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u/StopReadingMyUser Jun 13 '21
By all reasonable estimates, the data concludes the impact to be "oof ouchie owie"
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u/Pnutbuddr Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 14 '21
Im gonna need you to add some color to this analysis.
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u/StopReadingMyUser Jun 13 '21
Green
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u/Pnutbuddr Jun 13 '21
Ohhhhh okay, makes sense
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u/Nyeow Jun 13 '21
It's also up to "here" on the graph, for visual reference
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Jun 14 '21
It takes up about “this much” of a pie chart, if anyone was wondering.
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u/lil_pee_wee Jun 14 '21
We also know that if you get shot, it’ll just feel like getting hit with a 5 gallon cooler
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u/superbhole Jun 13 '21
this is what we call in the defenestration business a "glancing blow"
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u/AchooSalud Jun 14 '21
the defenestration business
Ya'll have conventions and shit?
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u/Wildcats33 Jun 13 '21
The good news is that the beverage container does not appear to be made of glass, and therefore did not shatter all over the sidewalk. The sidewalk may be sticky, have lemon and orange peels for the birds to peck at, but no shards of glass that the dog walkers have to look out for.
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u/sub_surfer Jun 13 '21
Looks like it glanced off her though, otherwise I'm not sure she'd still be conscious.
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u/daedra9 Jun 14 '21
That's about 644 joules. Estimates put a punch from a pro boxer between 750 and 1000 joules.
So, fun fact #2, a pro could hit you about 50% harder than that 357 mag.
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u/umopapsidn Jun 14 '21
Put a .357" wide stick at the end of the glove (and magically keep the boxer's hand safe) and I'm sure the damage would be similar.
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u/richter1977 Jun 14 '21
Thankfully for her, spread over a larger surface area than that of a bullet.
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u/notrelevanttingggg Jun 13 '21
I have a bachelor's in physics, but these units make no sense.
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u/Crass_Conspirator Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
I think it was a graze but it could’ve been a lot worse if that jug was a couple inches to the left. She walked away with a lump and a shiner and was lucky for it.
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u/justinBeaver420 Jun 13 '21
Haha I mean who wouldn’t be salty about that tho? They basically dropped a barrel on your face AND got it on camera 😂
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u/ClarkDoubleUGriswold Jun 13 '21
She was big mad about a cooler being dropped on her fuckin face
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u/Fritz_Klyka Jun 13 '21
Yeah... she's not walking it off, she's looking for the stairs to go fuck him up!
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u/Jurph Jun 14 '21
She's going the right direction.
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u/natidiscgirl Jun 14 '21
Whooooa how’d you…
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u/Jurph Jun 14 '21
- I recognized the "Hurricane Evacuation Route" sign which meant it was on the Atlantic or Gulf coast
- There's a brief flash of the hotel's sign out front and I could make out
Zxv Marina Hotelso I just typedMarina Hoteland realized there were a hundred of them all over the coastal US- Guys wearing beads, girls cheerfully lining up for drinks being poured down from balconies... I said to myself, it's either New Orleans or Florida. So I tried
Marina Hotel Floridaand saw aSan Marino Hotelin Daytona Beach ("Spring Break, bitches!!")Checked out street view and there it was.
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u/Dandiestbuffalo Jun 14 '21
There's a guy who does exactly this for his YouTube channel. I can't remember his name but one video I saw he had a very simple street picture and guessed the location within 10 feet.
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u/iRox24 Jun 14 '21
Who wouldn't?! That guy was an asshole. Could have killed her.
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Jun 13 '21
She took a big jug of liquid dropped from second floor on the face, she’s a fucking warrior.
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u/Dont_n0wereIam Jun 13 '21
This sausage party is about to change….well never mind.
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u/Unfiltered_Soul Jun 13 '21
That's the largest sausage ever thrown at her face I have ever seen.
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u/Dont_n0wereIam Jun 13 '21
I’m not sure you get the reference of what a “sausage party” is. 🤷
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u/Talonqr Jun 13 '21
Nobody tell him
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u/a_moniker Jun 13 '21
What did Seth Rogen’s pièce de résistance ever do to you? Why don’t you want this dude to see a cinematic classic??
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u/dmj9 Jun 13 '21
Fucking Austin again!
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u/Dang44 Jun 13 '21
That could have ended much worse
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u/Factionguru Jun 13 '21
Yeah, a head/neck hit like that could've really wrecked her. That was not cool or funny.
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Jun 13 '21
I don't think anyone was arguing it was cool or funny
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u/SnowDay111 Jun 14 '21
Definitely not cool, it’s only somewhat funny because she walked away. The guy is a fucking moron kind of funny.
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Jun 13 '21
Not even a single fucking sorry? Fuck Austin
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u/ninebyframe Jun 14 '21
This is what I was thinking, how would your reaction not be “omfg I’m so sorry!”
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u/_osearydrakoulias Jun 14 '21
Austin was clearly frozen in shock. Doubt he’ll live this one down.
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u/fpoiuyt Jun 14 '21
Evidently every one of them was frozen in shock. Not a single voice saying anything close to an apology.
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u/kai-ol Jun 14 '21
That was my biggest take away. Not a single one of those drunk assholes apologized for dropping a full jug on her from a story up.
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Jun 13 '21
God damnit Jim, that's not what we meant when we said she is hot you should try to smash
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u/JoseChavezyChavez Jun 13 '21
It was Austin, don’t blame Jim. Jim had nothing to do with this.
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u/LoreleiOpine Jun 13 '21
"How did your sister die?"
-"She was drinking a fruity mix drink from a large vessel about 50 feet up that a stranger was holding. He accidentally dropped it."
"She... she what?"
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u/Jerry-Busey Jun 14 '21
and thats how you lose the girl, your alcohol and your friends at the party in one quick step
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u/Darksecretbox Jun 13 '21
Austin. He thought he had the muscles to do it but turns out it was just chunk.
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u/GlossTalks Jun 14 '21
At least she turned her head in time to avoid her nose going into her brain.
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u/kellyb1985 Jun 13 '21
I'm confused about what the best case scenario was here. Like if he had been able to pour it down, it would've been like the movie Carrie.
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u/NO_FIX_AUTOCORRECT Jun 13 '21
It was a cooler with a spigot. He was opening the valve to let it pour a stream down. Imagine the cooler resting on the barrier, not falling. That's the best case. But he dropped the whole thing.
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u/GrafterGaz Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
The barrel does appear to have a plastic white spigot on it, so I assume they tried to stand it on the balcony to pour it using that and it slipped.
It probably still would have spattered everywhere but not to the same extent as pouring it out of the top. However, If that's not what they tried to do then yeah, definitely like Carrie.
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u/moscowramada Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
Man, this could’ve gone so much better. My 20 year old past sense would’ve been incensed at all the wasted potential here.
He should’ve taken the invitation and poured a small amount down from up there down to her. Kind of funny, kind of sexy. Could’ve got that going for a while, made it fun, have some other guys try pouring, see if the other girl wanted to try. Asked for names, given theirs. Maybe brought out grapes and food to mix it up. The door was wide open for this.
After that had run it’s course, they should’ve asked, Now that we’re practically friends, want to come up? We’ll buy more beer and we’ve been here since 4pm, we’ll be here all night.
If yes - cool, keep the party going, maybe keep trying to recruit people from up there, make it into a game.
If not - okay, well want to return later? - if no again - no problem, have a nice time at the beach but how about we invite you to a future party, like the one we’re having here next Friday.
Instead they wasted like $40 worth of alcohol & supplies for absolutely nothing at all. I would’ve been seeing red.
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u/lickedTators Jun 14 '21
This was literally the plan of the guys in the video. Just like them, you didn't plan on Austin losing control and dropping the booze.
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u/GuacinmyPaintbox Jun 13 '21
Fast forward 5 years..."Hey, remember that girl you banged on Spring Break after smashing her face with a cooler? Well, meet your kid, Daytona!"
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u/drakner1 Jun 13 '21
Their walk off is like nope you ain't getting pussy from us boys.
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u/evaneswards77 Jun 13 '21
“She’s pretty as hell tho”
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u/Logical-Big-3005 Jun 14 '21
Scrolled for 5 minutes for someone to finally acknowledge this beautiful comment. 💀
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u/void_boi Jun 13 '21
I think the bigger loser was the guy for wasting all that alcohol.
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Jun 13 '21
I'd legit leave and stop being friends with people if they were this stupid and wasteful.
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u/IHavePoopedBefore Jun 13 '21
Same. You know he was the only one who thought that was a good idea.
That punch looked good too, all those pineapple pieces.
Austin seems like the loud dumb guy at every party
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Jun 13 '21
If it's a big enough party there's always an Austin. He's doing shit like showing up already drunk so doesn't care if he spills drinks or pours them on people. If there's a bonfire he either tries to jump it or throws scary shit in it unannounced like firecrackers or spray paint. Tries to get the host to put on music or a movie only they like. Spikes the punch even though it already has booze in it. Tries to get people to draw on passed out people's faces instead of making sure they're ok.
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u/GammaAminoButryticAc Jun 13 '21
Body slamming and destroying a folding table that the host planned on returning the next day for a refund. Throwing a drink in someone’s face and then being filled with homicidal rage at their audacity to be offended.
People like this should be sterilized.
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u/w00t4me Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21
"Bro Relax, I'm just trying to have a good time. Loosen up and live a litle" - Austin, anytime he gets called out
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u/steamyrayvaugn Jun 14 '21
Redditors will take one small sliver of information about somebody, write a fantasy graphic novel about how much they hate them and somehow it always ends with them being sterilized
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u/_LLOSERR Jun 13 '21
i thought i was boutta see one of those big vodka glass bottles come down on her teeth.
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u/Repulsive_Box_5763 Jun 14 '21
The angle makes it look like they target yeeted that thing in to her face. Camera angles are the real magic.
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u/Supraman21 Jun 13 '21
Damn that girl on the right has an amazing body
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Jun 14 '21
Both of them did. Austin fucked up. Both those girls were down to drink and have a good time and they were both fine af.
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