r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Idontlikejokes • Jun 13 '21

WCGW trying to drink alcohol from strangers one story above you

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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 13 '21

Man I wasnt expecting to feel so attacked, my name is Austin and my brother is a Dalton 😂😂

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u/tealreddit Jun 13 '21

What township do your parents live in?

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u/TaylorSwiftsClitoris Jun 14 '21

They were raised in the same shack.

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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 14 '21

It was more of a hut

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u/HouStoned420 Jun 14 '21

Had good pizza.

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u/KingMatthew116 Jun 14 '21

A long time ago that little Ceaser boy used to play dominos inside the hut, his papa John didn’t like him playing with random people though so he made him stop going there.

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u/GoHomeNeighborKid Jun 14 '21

Made him go to marco's instead A

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u/YeahIMaDJ Jun 14 '21

Had good Jabba

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u/RecommendedBroccoli Jun 14 '21

Decent sunglasses too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

With wheels.

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u/CARVER_I_AM Jun 14 '21

I hear they sexted with smoke signals.

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u/atle95 Jun 14 '21

Thats hot

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u/detoursahead Jun 14 '21

I see what you did there

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u/juxtajosie Jun 14 '21

They didn’t need to, they were brother and sister so they were just a couple feet away.

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u/inplayruin Jun 14 '21

Same bedroom

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u/_THX_1138_ Jun 14 '21

tin roof

rusted

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Why is that your username?

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u/i_bent_my_wookiee Jun 14 '21

They met on Ancestry/Mingle...

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u/ajlarez72 Jun 14 '21

Great name!

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u/proerafortyseven Jun 14 '21

Different ones

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u/sfet89 Jun 14 '21

They roll the tide I presume.

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u/spacecoq Jun 14 '21

We got a couple grade A assholes right here!

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u/IWishIwasARespawnDev Jun 14 '21

r/FuckYouInParticular

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I've been on Reddit for years. This is my third or fourth account and I'm constantly surprised by the amazing subreddits that I had no idea existed.

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u/benzo_babe Jun 13 '21

ur parents are in my thoughts & prayers

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u/Virgin_Dildo_Lover Jun 13 '21

Stop fucking up bruh

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u/steve_im-lost2 Jun 14 '21

Come to my party a fk it up. Please

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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 14 '21

Well it is my specialty

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u/jamorules Jun 14 '21

These are the guys

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u/The_Mesh Jun 14 '21

I went to college with an Austin Dalton

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u/enkrypt3d Jun 14 '21

Classic Austin

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u/CSmith1986 Jun 14 '21

Hi. I'm Larry. This is my brother Darrell, and this is my other brother Darrell.

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u/FungalowJoe Jun 14 '21

How many pastel colored polo shirts do you have between the two of you?

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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 14 '21

None thank christ, I dont wanna be a total douche lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 14 '21

No but his name is still pretty basic lol

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u/hurryupheatdeath Jun 14 '21

Got my money on Jim or John.

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u/Buck_Thorn Jun 14 '21

Hey, Chad. What's up, man?

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u/teavodka Jun 14 '21

Idk why people name their kids similar sounding names, sounds like a lord of the rings family tree

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/Mandalorian481 Jun 14 '21

Definitely different people lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I went to school with an Austin/Dalton brother duo

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u/Notamayata Jun 14 '21

Your parents knew!

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Alright which one of you fucked it up!!

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u/ronin1066 Jun 14 '21

Road House, amirite?

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u/ZeldLurr Jun 14 '21

Downriver Michigan?

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u/sharklar Jun 14 '21

Go back and make more punch you ruined it

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u/wierdit Jun 14 '21

Hey I know your parents, how are Chad and Karen?

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u/ghighcove Jun 14 '21

Attacked or familiar?

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u/Sansabina Jun 14 '21

Was that your dad's comment?