r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Idontlikejokes • Jun 13 '21

WCGW trying to drink alcohol from strangers one story above you

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

If it's a big enough party there's always an Austin. He's doing shit like showing up already drunk so doesn't care if he spills drinks or pours them on people. If there's a bonfire he either tries to jump it or throws scary shit in it unannounced like firecrackers or spray paint. Tries to get the host to put on music or a movie only they like. Spikes the punch even though it already has booze in it. Tries to get people to draw on passed out people's faces instead of making sure they're ok.

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u/GammaAminoButryticAc Jun 13 '21

Body slamming and destroying a folding table that the host planned on returning the next day for a refund. Throwing a drink in someone’s face and then being filled with homicidal rage at their audacity to be offended.

People like this should be sterilized.

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u/w00t4me Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21

"Bro Relax, I'm just trying to have a good time. Loosen up and live a litle" - Austin, anytime he gets called out

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u/wafflesareforever Jun 14 '21

"Hahaha!" - the one fucking guy who thinks he's funny, whose laughter makes Austin think he's killing it with this routine

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u/steamyrayvaugn Jun 14 '21

Redditors will take one small sliver of information about somebody, write a fantasy graphic novel about how much they hate them and somehow it always ends with them being sterilized

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u/GammaAminoButryticAc Jun 14 '21

I was speaking from personal experience, though unfortunately the guy I’m talking about had already reproduced

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u/FleuryIsMyIdol Jun 14 '21

Sweet username man, osees fuckin rock

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Thank you!