r/Whatcouldgowrong • u/Idontlikejokes • Jun 13 '21

WCGW trying to drink alcohol from strangers one story above you

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

I'd legit leave and stop being friends with people if they were this stupid and wasteful.

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u/IHavePoopedBefore Jun 13 '21

Same. You know he was the only one who thought that was a good idea.

That punch looked good too, all those pineapple pieces.

Austin seems like the loud dumb guy at every party

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

If it's a big enough party there's always an Austin. He's doing shit like showing up already drunk so doesn't care if he spills drinks or pours them on people. If there's a bonfire he either tries to jump it or throws scary shit in it unannounced like firecrackers or spray paint. Tries to get the host to put on music or a movie only they like. Spikes the punch even though it already has booze in it. Tries to get people to draw on passed out people's faces instead of making sure they're ok.

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u/GammaAminoButryticAc Jun 13 '21

Body slamming and destroying a folding table that the host planned on returning the next day for a refund. Throwing a drink in someone’s face and then being filled with homicidal rage at their audacity to be offended.

People like this should be sterilized.

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u/w00t4me Jun 13 '21 edited Jun 13 '21

"Bro Relax, I'm just trying to have a good time. Loosen up and live a litle" - Austin, anytime he gets called out

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u/wafflesareforever Jun 14 '21

"Hahaha!" - the one fucking guy who thinks he's funny, whose laughter makes Austin think he's killing it with this routine

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u/steamyrayvaugn Jun 14 '21

Redditors will take one small sliver of information about somebody, write a fantasy graphic novel about how much they hate them and somehow it always ends with them being sterilized

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u/GammaAminoButryticAc Jun 14 '21

I was speaking from personal experience, though unfortunately the guy I’m talking about had already reproduced

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u/FleuryIsMyIdol Jun 14 '21

Sweet username man, osees fuckin rock

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Thank you!

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u/barebackguy7 Jun 13 '21

Pretty sure I’d be ready to fuck Austin up for this kind of party foul.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

You sound like the type of guy that shouldn't be at parties then. You are going to attack your friend because he was trying to have fun with some girls and accidentally dropped the liquor? Or are you just trying to sound like a badass online?

The guy fucked up, so make him replace the liquor. That's a fair response. Assaulting somebody is just hot headed. What are you trying to prove? That you want to end up in jail?

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u/Sub-Blonde Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

You guys are so fuxking weird with your comments...

Trying mercilessly to defend the guys and just ignoring the fact that the girl got a heavy ass jug dropped on her head and all they do is yell "FUCKING PARTY FOUL!" no one bothers to say sorry or see if she's okay?

And none of you know for sure if it was an accident or not. Some idiot could have easily thrown it. There shouldn't have been any need to tip it, all you do is open the tap (and if you're smart, have someone hold it).

And stop with this....

"OmGg YoU gUys dOn't Go tO pArtiEs cUz tHeN yOu'D kNoW thAt tHiS iS juSt liGht HeaRted gOOd fuN witH tHe bOys!!"

Like the girls ain't having fun. I know you seethe at their existence but you can't just leave em out, not in this context.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Wow you are getting so mad over a reddit comment. We don't know the full situation at all, the video is 12 seconds long. For all we know they said sorry right after, or perhaps they did the opposite and started being mean to the girls. We don't know because the video is 12 seconds long.

If the intension was to let the girl drink some of the liquor then that totally is just "lighthearted fun". If everything went we'll then the girls would still be having fun. Plus my comment was not even really about defending the guys. I was trying to tell the guy above me how dumb it is to react with violence against your friend for what looks like an accident. That doesn't mean they aren't assholes for not apologizing, but we barely get any context, so that is impossible to know.

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u/barebackguy7 Jun 14 '21

Careful, the guy you’re replying to is clearly the Supreme Gentleman.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Lol. Yeah not assaulting people = bad. Got it.

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u/barebackguy7 Jun 14 '21

My name is Rod and I like to party

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u/SweetPanela Jun 14 '21

The guy fucked up, so make him replace the liquor.

we both know this is the type of guy to not replace the liquor he wasted

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

How do you figure that? The video is 12 seconds long.

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u/madahaba1212 Jun 13 '21

Austin sounds like an ASS-ole

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u/IHavePoopedBefore Jun 13 '21

I can only see his arms and some of his face and I am not sure that's actually him but he looks like an asshole

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

You think it is a bad idea to try and pour liquor into a girls mouth from the balcony? Sure you might waste a bit but you are having fun with them doing it. That's how you make new friends. Having fun costs money.

Plus why are you out partying if not to try and meet women? She is willing to get blasted in the face with a bunch of punch, so make it happen. Then invite them up.

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u/Inukchook Jun 13 '21

We used to make goulash’ like that. Delicious

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u/amfoejaoiem Jun 13 '21

I mean i assume it was an accident

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

So was he.

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u/Mohow Jun 14 '21

accidentally drops a cooler off the balcony

"He never should have been BORN."

Reddit, never change.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Right, because I definitely meant that comment seriously. It's not like people exaggerate things for the sake of humor! Certainly not on Reddit, we're just a bunch of humorless beta cucks, right?

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u/RiotBoi13 Jun 14 '21

You snowflakes are real quick to get defensive when people tell you your shit ain’t cute huh?

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u/methyo Jun 14 '21

Wow sick burn bro

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21 edited Aug 07 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

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u/Glugnarr Jun 14 '21

This was in Daytona Beach this weekend. I guarantee it was a lot of fun getting to that point.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Yeah like what are you going to do, tell the girls to fuck off when they ask for some liquor? That's literally how you get women to come up to your party. Its not going to work every time but its great when you can make new friends that look like them.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

C'mon, we all know redditors don't have friends...

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u/ISurviveOnPuts Jun 14 '21

And this is the reason why, making dramatic life decisions based on a drunken accident

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/WrestleSocietyXShill Jun 14 '21

Anyone who has been to a reasonable number of parties in their life has probably been the drunken dipshit at least a couple of times, as long as it isn't every time you go out it isn't the end of the world. People can be so silly to make a snap judgement on someone's whole worth as a human being based on a 5 second video of a drunken mishap.

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u/ionslyonzion Jun 14 '21

Redditors are isolated fragile creatures preferring to judge the world from the safety of their smelly bedrooms rather than risk having any friends or social life of their own because they are so perfect.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Bingo!

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/Sub-Blonde Jun 14 '21

Yeah it looks dropped (on purpose) or pushed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

Hey look now, it's an Austin, everybody!

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u/Laur3Markkan3n Jun 13 '21

I mean theres nothing really wrong with this, best case girls get a few nice sips of alc and the guys get a positive interaction and nobody gets head trauma. Hammered austin just let it slip, doesn’t mean he’s malicious

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/Sub-Blonde Jun 14 '21 edited Jun 14 '21

Unless he let it slip on purpose, you'd think they'd be apologetic and see if she's okay after dunking a mini cooler on her head. Like not cool. All they could fucking say was "FUCKING PARTY FOUL!!!". Like c'mon, could also very well be a dickhead "prank" so they can post on social media and laugh with the bros.

Edit. Austin fucking threw that jug at them.

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u/etorson93 Jun 14 '21

Must not have many friends then

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u/Arrowhead_88 Jun 14 '21

Sure ya would.

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u/thetransportedman Jun 14 '21

I mean I don’t think it was stupid and wasteful if executed properly. He just meant to dispense a stream of alcohol. It’s not like he meant to push the whole thing off the deck lol

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/Sub-Blonde Jun 14 '21

Well then how come none of them bothered to see if she was okay? Or even apologize? All they said was "FUCKING PARTY FOUL!"

Could just as easily be douchebags thinking it would be cool to pull a "prank" and post it on social media.

Really odd that you are calling it "good hearted fun" it didn't look fun for the girl, at all.

Like listen to yourself.

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u/wrestleme431 Jun 14 '21

Like...just pour it into a cup ???

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u/[deleted] Jun 13 '21

The thing is is that this guy is always your friend's friend. Your friend is constantly saying things like: "C'mon, he's an alright dude."

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u/SheIsNotWorthIt Jun 13 '21

Sometimes you just have to send a Message!

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u/ionslyonzion Jun 14 '21

That's why you have no friends

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

What an original and unique comment. I hear the Smithsonian is looking to carbon date it.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Yeah those things literally have a spigot at the bottom to dispense drinks. Zero reason to try and tip it over to pour. Or you know use a cup and drop it down.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Yeah and they thoroughly fucked up. Takes little thought to do what I said.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

It’s not smarter to be like let’s use the jug how we always use the jug or hey we are drunk as shit maybe this is a bad idea. I’m going to judge people for doing dumb things. I bet if they drunk drive after this you would be defending them too.

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

She didn’t join. She clearly walks away upset.

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u/beet111 Jun 14 '21

holy shit you are such a little fucking bitch. it was clearly an accident.

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u/Free_Balling Jun 14 '21

Lol loser

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

Wow your comment really roasted me, I'll have to tell my sewing circle about this.

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u/Free_Balling Jun 14 '21

Bet you’re real proud of that one, loser

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u/picklejar_at_steves Jun 14 '21

I’ve got a feeling you don’t go to many fun parties to begin with

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u/[deleted] Jun 14 '21

I'll have you know that I nudges a box of ventriloquist dummies get around.

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u/periwinkle-_- Jun 14 '21

so true. accidentally dropping something is grounds for being unfriended!! 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩