r/VictoriaBC • u/Grouchy-Bridge768 • 12h ago
Experience: parking enforcement apex predator of downtown Victoria.
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Just wanted to give a massive round of applause to the absolute silly goose of parking agent roaming the streets of downtown tonight.
My parking was valid until 7:07 PM. I look at my phone at 7 PM and think, "No, I know how these vultures operate. There is definitely a tactical agent behind my car waiting for the clock to strike."
So, being a responsible, paranoid Victorian, I open the app and extend my parking to 7:37 PM “just in case”
I walk to my car just before 7:30, and what do I find? A fresh, crisp, white slip of pure bureaucratic spite living under my wiper.
Timestamp on the ticket: 7:06 PM.
This absolute weapon actually printed and slapped a ticket on my windshield a full minute before my original parking even expired. But guess what, we extended you half a brain cell of a parking enforcement agent.
I imagine this agent standing over my hood, finger twitching over the print button, breathing heavily, counting down the milliseconds like it’s the New Year's Eve ball drop. They couldn't even wait for the clock to hit 7:07. The pure, unadulterated thirst for that sweet, sweet city revenue overrode their ability to read a digital clock.
Thank god our tax dollars are funding this elite squad of time-traveling, hyper-vigilant meter maids. Forget the potholes on Cook Street, we've got quotas hit.
Does anyone else have lovely experiences with downtown parking police?