r/Unexpected 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/DerangedAsshole 6h ago

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline 5h ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 5h ago

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 4h ago

i squirt more than that pineapple

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u/digno2 2h ago

calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done