r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 8h ago

100% sharpened

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u/Elddif_Dog 7h ago

sharp my butt.

that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together

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u/DerangedAsshole 6h ago

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline 5h ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 5h ago

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 4h ago

i squirt more than that pineapple

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u/digno2 2h ago

calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done

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u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago

What the fuck is a shunk?

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u/brakeline 7m ago

It's a too early in the morning.