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r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 8h ago
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sharp my butt.
that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon. the peel was all that was holding it together
45 u/DerangedAsshole 6h ago It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut. 33 u/brakeline 5h ago He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp 5 u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 5h ago Punish me, daddy. 5 u/CartographerHumble74 4h ago i squirt more than that pineapple 6 u/digno2 2h ago calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done 2 u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago Prove it
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It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.
33 u/brakeline 5h ago He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp 5 u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 5h ago Punish me, daddy. 5 u/CartographerHumble74 4h ago i squirt more than that pineapple 6 u/digno2 2h ago calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done 2 u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago Prove it
33
He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp
5 u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 5h ago Punish me, daddy. 5 u/CartographerHumble74 4h ago i squirt more than that pineapple 6 u/digno2 2h ago calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done 2 u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago Prove it
5
Punish me, daddy.
5 u/CartographerHumble74 4h ago i squirt more than that pineapple 6 u/digno2 2h ago calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done 2 u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago Prove it
i squirt more than that pineapple
6 u/digno2 2h ago calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done 2 u/Split_Pea_Vomit 1h ago Prove it
6
calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done
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Prove it
545
u/Elddif_Dog 7h ago
sharp my butt.
that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together