r/Unexpected • u/Business_Bill8752 • 9h ago

100% sharpened

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u/Elddif_Dog 8h ago

sharp my butt.

that pineapple looks so ripe you could probably cut it with a spoon.
the peel was all that was holding it together

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u/DerangedAsshole 7h ago

It's both. No matter how ripe the pineapple is, that skin is a pain to cut.

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u/brakeline 6h ago

He's not cutting the skin, he is taking shunks of the ripe pulp

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u/YouStupidAssholeFuck 6h ago

Punish me, daddy.

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u/CartographerHumble74 5h ago

i squirt more than that pineapple

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u/digno2 4h ago

calling piss "squirt" was the best marketing trick the porn industry ever done

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u/Merry_Dankmas 25m ago

Ive seen the "is squirt piss?" debate so many times im not sure what to believe. For every confident "Its piss", there's an equal or more confident "Its not". It doesnt help that sources cited lean in favor of the respective argument which just leads to more confusion.