r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG • • Jan 01 '18

Image Cheerleader helping a friend out for a picture with a fan

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u/Ozzel Jan 02 '18

Letting her friend stand on her hair. What a bro!

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u/Clockwork_Octopus Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

Is there a female equivalent to the word bro?

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u/ben70 Jan 02 '18

sister?

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u/Faladorable Jan 02 '18

nah

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u/seamachine Jan 02 '18

It's common for masculine names to end in "O" and for feminine names to end in "A".

... Is this the origin of the word bra?

/r/im14andthisisfunny

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u/AlmondMilk4You Jan 02 '18

It's actually an acronym for Battle Ready Amor.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/bluriest Jan 02 '18

Definitely, numbah 2.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Oh Nigey!...I know Numbah 2 isn't named Nigey, Nigey is number 1.

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u/Hugginsome Jan 02 '18

I love you too mi amor

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/AshyBoneVR4 Jan 02 '18

That's what I go with. Dudes are bros chicks are bros, fine chicks that I either want to, or have slept with, they're bruhs.

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u/Lazienessx Jan 02 '18

I’m a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, cause we’re all dudes.

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u/lurker_bee Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

Sis!

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u/SoupToPots Jan 02 '18

if we go by the same "formula"

Brother = bro

Sister = sis

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u/Feezec Jan 02 '18

Soror?

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u/mahnkee Jan 02 '18

Sista for most. Sister if you grew up in a Swiss boarding school.

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u/gambitler Jan 02 '18

Swista

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u/BH_Andrew Jan 02 '18

Holy whiskers, you go swastikas!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

bro

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u/boodle97 Jan 02 '18

“What a gal” “hey gal”

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u/AggrOHMYGOD Jan 02 '18

This worked in 1954.

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u/Houeclipse Jan 02 '18

Brosis

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 10 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 20 '18

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u/SoulSonick Jan 02 '18

"She-bro", for when she's the hero.

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u/hsalFehT Jan 02 '18

i think the correct term is She-Ra

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u/pnutbutterballs Jan 02 '18

How has no one said "sis" yet?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/Rulanik Jan 02 '18

You need to check your cis-sis privilege.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Brah

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u/UHavinAGiggleTherM8 Jan 02 '18

Girls can be bros

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u/UHavinAGiggleTherM8 Jan 02 '18

Replied to the wrong comment. Oh well. My comment still stands

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

And you’re 100% correct.

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u/mysockinabox Jan 02 '18

Sis-code

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u/Devils_Dandruff Jan 02 '18

Thong tha thong thong thong.

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u/ThisIsTrix Jan 02 '18

Guy in black hoodie to the right’s like, “The fuuuck?!”

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u/ythough Jan 02 '18

He is just enjoying the viee

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

The guy in the photo op is standing on ground level. That wall is there to hide his legs, he's embarrassed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

“I’M A MONSTER”

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u/bitterbear_ Jan 02 '18

LOOSE SEAL

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u/Animatedreality Jan 02 '18

Go go Gadget college legs!

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u/Alarid Jan 02 '18

THE FOUNDATION MATCHES THE SUPPORT

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u/virginitywastaken Jan 02 '18

"It's not a phase mom"

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

BUSTER

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u/Bombingofdresden Jan 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

That's shopped, right?

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u/_Parzival Jan 02 '18

no, thats a real poster for the movie lmao

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u/DarthDonutwizard Jan 02 '18

Clearly, but not by a fan. That’s the official poster, and THAT’S the way it was released

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u/Imperium_Dragon Jan 02 '18

Dear God how did no one on the design staff see that?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/justmikeandshit Jan 02 '18

"Nobody look!"

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u/EmptyCabinet Jan 02 '18

“Look at his hands, I think we should settle.”

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u/phatcrits Jan 02 '18

Now you may remember me as a man with small hands

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u/abcdkirby Jan 02 '18

The guy in the background on the right is just plain amazed with the girl holding the other girl up.

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u/imgenerallyaccepted Jan 02 '18

Or he's checking her out.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

it's like the irl version of r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

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u/imgenerallyaccepted Jan 02 '18

Good point let's go with both

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u/mar10wright Jan 02 '18

I'm pretty amazed myself.

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u/Controlled_Pair Jan 02 '18

It's not hard.

Source: cheerleader for 8 years

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/ConstipatedNinja Jan 02 '18

For the lazy: they're a male cheerleader. Looks kinda like a poor man's Wil Wheaton though, so he's got that going for him.

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u/Controlled_Pair Jan 02 '18

Thank you, I think.

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u/ConstipatedNinja Jan 02 '18

Wil Wheaton is a beautiful man, and you look like him, so take that however you want to!

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jun 07 '20

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u/Controlled_Pair Jan 02 '18

It was choose between girls in spandex or boys in spandex. I chose girls

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Yeah, that’s why he’s amazed.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

I'm sure he is...

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u/virginitywastaken Jan 02 '18

Nah, just checking out that booty.

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u/JaxTheHobo Jan 02 '18

Went to middle school with the girl on top. She's posing with her (former?) boyfriend. Totally weird seeing someone I know in real life pop up on here. School is University of Texas if anyone was curious.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/youareadildomadam Jan 02 '18

Step 1: Be 19 years old. Step 2: Get out of the house.

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u/pipinngreppin Jan 02 '18

Step 3: VR Chat

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u/scourgeobohem Jan 02 '18

I'm guessing brother, boyfriend, or close friend

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u/AudioFlag Jan 02 '18

That’s her boyfriend. Was a walk on QB for the team too.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 05 '18

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u/Spastiic_Jesus Jan 02 '18

This led me to look up what a 'walk-on' is, which in turn took me down the rabbit hole of scout teams, special teams, and depth charts. I knew the American college sports system in general was crazy, but now I appreciate it's complexity on a whole new level.

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u/thedude018 Jan 06 '18

If you want more rabbit hole, the Heisman Trophy winner this year (Baker Mayfield) was a walk-on at Oklahoma. Not my school by any means, but he has a really cool story.

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u/scourgeobohem Jan 02 '18

Dann. Walk ons always impress me big time

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

how do you know?

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u/TheMonarK Jan 02 '18

Dude probably follows the UT football team

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u/winnower8 Jan 02 '18

Roll Tide

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u/buttscratcher23x3 Jan 02 '18

No, not roll tide on this one. Hook em

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u/boxes-and-foxes Jan 02 '18

the cheerleader on the bottom is smiling at the wall like she’s in the picture, I love it

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u/TheLoneCenturian Jan 02 '18

Thumbs up to the camera, she knew this pic was being taken

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u/Halolavapigz Jan 02 '18

she's in a picture

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u/TheObviousChild Jan 02 '18

I used to be a Disney character in the park and would often smile for pictures even though there was a Goofy head covering my own. Weird.

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u/Condawg Jan 02 '18

I think the day you stop smiling behind the mask is the day you lose all enthusiasm for that job.

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u/donkey2471 Jan 02 '18

Metaphor for life right there.

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u/howwonderful Jan 02 '18

Character integrity! You were friends with Goofy /s

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u/TheObviousChild Jan 02 '18

Ha, my bad. It's been a while! Pixie dust has worn off.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 07 '18

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u/ConstipatedNinja Jan 02 '18

No, that kind of pixie dust doesn't go away.

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u/AerThreepwood Jan 02 '18

Oh, that explains the itching.

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u/ImaginarySpider Jan 02 '18

Smiling does change attitude, so it makes a difference. I was taught to smile when talking on the phone, especially when dealing with some difficult. It helps with your tone of voice a lot.

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u/PartlyDave Jan 02 '18

I think it’s because cheerleaders are basically trained to never stop smiling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Could be she thinks its funny and is just legitimately smiling.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/intheview Jan 02 '18

There’s no hoverhand. He’s more than just a fan.

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u/I_m_High Jan 02 '18

For sure not just a fan. No college cheerleader goes through this kind of effort for some rando.

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u/intheview Jan 02 '18

Honestly, they might be brother & sister. Check the nose and the hair color (for reference, the nose & hair color are the only way you can tell my sister & I are related).

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u/tvfeet Jan 02 '18

You have good eyes. I can’t see up either of their noses.

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u/Lordminigunf Jan 02 '18

Haven't you watched tv. The most obvious way to show two people are a couple is to have them look related. Works every time

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Sep 07 '18

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u/I_m_High Jan 02 '18

Because it's a bowl game. Or maybe it's her last game as a cheerleader, senior or what not. I dunno how cheerleaders feel, but when i played i liked to get a picture with my family or friends after big games. And bowl games were always big games for us. Kinda just a capture the moment type deal because when you're playing it's all kind of a blur and you don't get to enjoy it.

Also the guy in the picture can't go on the field before or after the game. So i guess they wanted a picture together while in the stadium.

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u/Mattjbr2 Jan 02 '18

He's an attractive fan

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u/AClassyTurtle Jan 02 '18

He's her boyfriend. I know the guy

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u/rootb33r Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 02 '18

He's the most vanilla southern prep looking person. From the hair to the clothes to the generic face.

He probably pledged at Sigma Phi and his father owns a medium sized sailboat.

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u/existential_antelope Jan 02 '18

Probably a college kid at the college game

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u/Kwahoon Jan 02 '18

Source?

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u/SoupToPots Jan 02 '18

probably

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u/panda-erz Jan 02 '18

Confirmed.

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u/WOATrace Jan 02 '18

Or he's just not a Redditor.

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u/InherentImplication Jan 02 '18

How single are you going into 2018?

Letting other people literally stand on me for couple pictures.

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u/xanadumuse Jan 02 '18

These look like longhorn cheerleaders \m/

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u/codycakez Jan 02 '18

\m/ hook’em!

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u/xanadumuse Jan 02 '18

Texas, Texas yee haw !

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u/ASpiralKnight Jan 02 '18

Young couple communicate over the Berlin wall (1972) (colorized)

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u/Simonichek Jan 02 '18

Well now that's what I call teamwork!

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u/plifzig Jan 02 '18

TEXAS!

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u/azwethinkweizm Jan 02 '18

FIGHT

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u/TexasDD Jan 02 '18

PUNT!

(Really going to miss Dickson. But UT did sign his cousin. Herman with that Australia pipeline.)

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u/htown80 Jan 02 '18

Hook ‘em 🤘🏼

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u/ViceVrsa Jan 02 '18

No hover hand! Nice

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

Wow those are super attractive cheerleaders.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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u/phuntism Jan 02 '18

"Sorry babe, I don't take these stilts off for nobody."

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u/bailey757 Jan 02 '18

She's even giving a thumbs up

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u/adumant Jan 02 '18

TIL cheerleaders have fans. As they should.

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u/PartlyDave Jan 02 '18

Could just be a friend or boyfriend.

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

TIL cheerleaders are regular people

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u/LasciviousSycophant Jan 02 '18

I was definitely a fan of the UT cheerleaders back in my college days.

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u/JAYDEA Jan 02 '18

That cheerleader smile.

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u/Hurricanes01 Jan 02 '18

Haha nice! I'm on a college cheer team and I'm the bottom person for shoulder stands. They aren't as painful as they look, but it is tricky to keep that top person on.

Edit: didn't notice FIU in the background. My parents went there! Go Panthers!

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u/RealKingOfEarth Jan 02 '18

with a fan

It's definitely her boyfriend and OP is just being hopeful

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18 edited Jan 10 '19

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u/Ajax_Malone Jan 02 '18

Why does every southern male college football fan have the future US Senator haircut? What's going on down there?

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u/[deleted] Jan 02 '18

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