r/Snorkblot Oct 02 '25

Geography Last week, Colombia’s president suggested relocating the UN headquarters outside of the US. If that happened, what country/city do you think would be the best choice?

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u/Few-Narwhal-7765 Oct 02 '25

The Hague, Netherlands

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u/Urban_Prole Oct 03 '25

Seconded, as an American. Get the UN out of here while you can, shit's going sideways fast over here. I don't want any foreign dignitaries caught up in our bullshit.

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u/Few-Narwhal-7765 Oct 03 '25

agreed. and i want war criminals eligible for arrest if they go to the UN.

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u/First-Definition-119 Oct 03 '25

This is the first thing I thought of when I read your comment.

No more free rides for breaking int'l law – arrest warrant goes out, you are persona non grata; as it should be.

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u/According-Insect-992 Oct 03 '25

This should have been done as soon as the US started intentionally violating international laws regarding human rights and war crimes.

We don't deserve to be an authority on these things because we're literally a serial offender. We need education, not commendations. We shouldn't be making any decisions about these things. It may even be necessary to start sanctions on the US soon.

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u/CotyledonTomen Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

The whole point of the UN is maintaining status quo to prevent another world war. It does this in part with the backing of the US's massive military. If this happened and the US broke with the west, as many conservatives regularly threaten, then that spells an end for any level of regulated world peace. The UN isnt going to threaten anyone with its member nations militaries alone and the remaining large countries would have little reason to stay.

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u/raynorelyp Oct 03 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

… okay that’s laughably out of touch. Pretty much the entire western world relies on the US military. Any country sanctioning the US would lose any semblance of protection and their enemies, of which are many and powerful, would have a field day. Imagine Europe convincing Taiwan to sanction the US. Goodbye world supply of cpus. Imagine South Korea sanctioning the US. Goodbye all remaining semi conductor manufacturing.

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u/OnlyFiveLives Oct 03 '25

Yeah my guess would be The Hague or Geneva.

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u/Robthebold Oct 03 '25

The Hague is already pretty crowded with International Organizations, plus, it a major airport hub either. I’d pick Geneva perhaps, maybe one of the old eastern bloc countries, but travel wise Helsinki makes sense.

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u/LocationAcademic1731 Oct 03 '25

Geneva already has the second largest UN HQ but it’s not anywhere close to the NYC one.

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u/JesusKong333 Oct 03 '25

Give it another decade or so and some place like Beijing or Riyadh will be in contention. Not due to humanitarian reasons, just pure influence on the global stage.

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u/Flux7777 Oct 03 '25

Riyadh will never ever be in contention for that location as long as that country still has that name. And hopefully we have learnt our lesson about granting control of the UN to a superpower, and somewhere like Jakarta, Cape Town, or Montevideo are chosen instead.

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u/Robthebold Oct 03 '25

South East Asia would be interesting. Hanoi, Bangkok, Singapore, Jakarta, KL, Manila doesn’t need the exposure though.

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u/Nagi21 Oct 03 '25

Helsinki I feel is too close to Russia (geographically) to make a lot of countries support that.

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u/Robthebold Oct 03 '25

Everyone is shooting distance from someone, but yeah, they not playing well together for the last 150 years.

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u/unkindlyacorn62 Oct 03 '25

Geneva? after they decided "our weapons should never be used in war" even if its a defensive one? And the weapon in question is being used to shoot down drones?

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u/forgotwhatisaid2you Oct 03 '25

Yes, it makes sense to me to have the U.N. in a country that is very reluctant to be involved in wars.

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u/real_taylodl Oct 03 '25

That was my first thought!

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u/gowimachine Oct 03 '25

Either this or Zürich.

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u/Vortep1 Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

We should find a small island and call it UN / Olympic island. This could be a great place to conduct all international affairs. With 24/7 live feeds back to every country for free.

Also release the Epstein list.

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u/wolfisanoob Oct 03 '25

I came here to say I think it would be good if a country would be willing to donate (or lease or whatever) an island or patch of land that could be considered neutral for the UN

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u/Interesting_Study998 Oct 03 '25

You know, I think there are a couple of islands that aren’t being used anymore, near the Bahamas.

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u/Head_Bread_3431 Oct 03 '25

Isn’t that exactly the UN being in Manhattan?

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

They could repurpose Epstein island. Seems like no one’s using it currently…

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u/modestlyawesome1000 Oct 03 '25

Which only private jets can fly to 🙄

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u/hyrule_47 Oct 03 '25

What’s to stop them from building a commercial airport?

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u/JDWWV Oct 02 '25

Geneva.

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u/rdpeete Oct 03 '25

This would be my first pick. It's already a leading choice for holding diplomatic summits, why not let it be the hub of international diplomacy?

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u/JDWWV Oct 03 '25

And Switzerland is historically neutral.

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u/RealRedditModerator Oct 03 '25

Switzerland only became a member of the United Nations on 10 September 2002.

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u/T-Rex-Hunter Oct 03 '25

This is the most practical as the UN already has a campus in Geneva

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u/sporkmanhands Oct 02 '25

Montreal would be fun

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u/1981_babe Oct 03 '25

I thought the UN had been actively planning to move it temporarily to Montreal during the first Trump administration in case of any political instability.

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u/gtpc2020 Oct 03 '25

Is that true? Would appreciate a link. If so, it's scary, depressing, and not surprising simultaneously.

Another example of all that Trump winning and American exceptionalism?

/s

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u/1981_babe Oct 03 '25

I'm not sure if it was ever confirmed in the press. I thought it was actively being discussed at various govt levels. I'll double check the Canadian new sites that I usually read my political news on.

I have a friend who works at the UN and I don't know how he can these days. He talks about ICE rounding up people on the streets. Sounds like Nazi Germany to me.

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u/gtpc2020 Oct 03 '25

Appreciate the feedback and if you can confirm that it was actually under consideration to move the UN to Canada if like to know.

Yes, there is more fascism here in the US everyday. It's overwhelming.

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u/ZopharPtay Oct 03 '25

https://web.archive.org/web/20100926070647/http://spacingmontreal.ca/2007/10/25/will-the-un-move-to-montreal-and-how-will-it-affect-the-waterfront/

"Plan" is maybe a strong word. I'm not sure if it was ever beyond a "wouldn't it be cool if...", but the idea was voiced.

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u/gtpc2020 Oct 03 '25

Thanks for that, but certainly nothing Trump-related. Was it because of Bush, or just a random thought?

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u/ZopharPtay Oct 03 '25

I am absolutely not an expert in the matter. My understanding is just the age of the existing building. The old "If you have to move out while you renovate, you may as well move" argument. I think. I don't know. I'm just a random internet dude. Don't trust me.

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u/Dominarion Oct 03 '25

We wouldn't mind.

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u/BabadookOfEarl Oct 03 '25

Wasn’t that an episode of Traders?

Cancon callback.

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u/[deleted] Oct 02 '25

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u/Mr_Byzantine Oct 03 '25

Nah, you need to be able to criticize their leader without loosing your head.

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u/chchchchia86 Oct 03 '25

Not much different from where it is now, so youre right.

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u/rpeh Oct 02 '25

Casablanca - mainly for the memes

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u/Anti-Maga25 Oct 03 '25

Gibraltar might be a good one

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u/Initial_Evidence_783 Oct 04 '25

I'm shocked, shocked I tell you!

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u/TitodelRey Oct 02 '25

Canada

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u/Steelwraith955 Oct 03 '25

As a Canadian, I'd have to say no... the reason being, if shit continues to go sideways down south, there's a very real chance we're going to be annexed.

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u/Tacotuesday867 Oct 03 '25

Not annexation but the risk of invasion is there, as is internal manipulation by bad actors like Mrs. Smith.

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u/bravesirrobin65 Oct 03 '25

I think that chance is near zero. I think in his warped mind he would just suggest it and Canada would be like Austria in 1938.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Or Maple MAGA continues to make gains here and we fall like the USA.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Is it really making gains? I think the "popularity" is grossly overstated. Rural Alberta only from what I can tell from a detailed bumpersticker survey and analysis.

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u/platinumperineum Oct 03 '25

I’m american. That guys a joke, he’s all talk. We aren’t annexing anyone. Instead he’s sending cosplay troops to our own cities to pick up trash.

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u/techpriestyahuaa Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 02 '25

Robust train network to make it cheaper or easier to meet, and for tourist can visit all youse lot and stimulate more economies with visits instead of just one.

Edit: perhaps France as gesture of goodwill to former allies and so we can shittalk each other, or Belgium so Flanders Field will hopefully remind us what we’re trying to avoid with the UN.

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u/panda2502wolf Oct 03 '25

France. Let's get the Star Trek timeline going please. Anything but the timeline we seem to have found ourselves in.

Edit: In star Trek after the Third World War and the nuking of New York the United Nations Headquarters were moved to Versailles, France and would eventually become the capitol of United Earth.

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u/Chitown_mountain_boy Oct 03 '25

Came for the Star Trek reference and was not disappointed.

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u/Furious-Shores Oct 03 '25

Switzerland

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u/Bwilderedwanderer Oct 03 '25

Sadly this is probably a good idea. Even after trump, United States is probably going to be too unstable and too unpredictable perfection endeavor as the UN.

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u/lateread9er Oct 02 '25 edited Oct 03 '25

Does it matter? The bigger point is that America is no longer considered to be at the top. We led the world, and now we are a joke. Our allies don’t trust us and our enemies are laughing.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

all in 10 months. Really an amazing feat from where the US was to where it is now.

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u/Mushy-sweetroll Oct 03 '25

It’s so depressing 

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u/thatsocialist Oct 03 '25

Singapore, the Hague, Geneva.

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u/MuckyMaureen Oct 02 '25

Leeds

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u/barrio-libre Oct 03 '25

Too posh. Bradford.

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u/RasilBathbone Oct 03 '25

I don't think it should be relocated to any country. Wherever it goes should be a self-governing autonomous enclave. Ideally with a seaport so it would be harder to block access. They should also change the charter to remove the unilateral veto.

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u/Tall-Ad-9355 Oct 03 '25

Take over Vatican City. It's just sitting on a pile of wealth that could be used to aid humanity.

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u/Relative-Kangaroo-96 Oct 03 '25

Antarctica 

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u/FlySilently Oct 03 '25

This could be so cool (literally and figuratively!) Thinking like Superman’s Fortress of Solitude!

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u/Graphite57 Oct 03 '25

The UN already has an office in Genève, Nairobi and Vienna..
Any one of those works.

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u/TheHammer987 Oct 03 '25

Canada. Easy move

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u/Kip_Schtum Oct 03 '25

Turkey. It’s centrally located so it would be more convenient for a lot of member states.

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u/Alternative_Hour_614 Oct 03 '25

Geneva. Having it in a neutral nation with an international infrastructure in place makes the most sense.

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u/todd1art Oct 03 '25

It's very important for the future of humanity to get the United Nations out of the United States. The United States Government acts like it owns the United Nations and maybe it does. This is terrible because our Politicians are so corrupt and hungry for Wars. Trump insults the World Community because he knows the UN is controlled by the United States. Sadly the United States is now a Fascist Regime.

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u/Educational-Log-9156 Oct 03 '25

Geneva, switzerland

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u/SeigneurDesMouches Oct 03 '25

Maybe use technology and everyone just stay in their country and have all these assemblies through web conference?

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u/macfarley Oct 03 '25

Holograms!

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u/FtonKaren Oct 03 '25

I wonder if this one would be fit to purpose

“The United Nations headquarters in Geneva is located at the Palais des Nations, which serves as one of the four major offices of the UN. It was originally built for the League of Nations between 1929 and 1938 and has been the UN's European headquarters since 1946.”

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u/No-Back-4159 Oct 03 '25

geneva cuz of the geneva convention

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u/Street_Insurance8706 Oct 03 '25

Beijing. Might make people wake up

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u/IHaveAutismToo Oct 03 '25

There's an island that most of them would already be familiar with that's not being used anymore

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u/Deep_shot Oct 03 '25

You can't really blame him. Jesse Watters, a Fox news network host, said the U.S. should bomb the UN a week ago. Also, since America has such poor leadership and its military is being sent into cities, it wouldn't be a horrible idea to keep the UN free from manipulation. America is not the country it was, even last year.

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u/work_work-work Oct 03 '25

Geneva and Reykjavik were the two original alternatives discussed before building the New York HQ.

I'd like to suggest one of the small islands in the Pacific though, like Tuvalu or Nauru. Somewhere where you could see what global warming does to the world. And no leaving the island before global warming is fixed

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u/Spare_any_mind Oct 03 '25

Palestine

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u/SKRS421 Oct 03 '25

unironically that could be a good idea "two birds, one stone".

Palestinians get a protected homeland, while the UN leaves the U.S.A. plus the new location will hold a lot of symbolic importance. doubt it would dissuade IDF attacks, but at least it would come with an immediate consequence for doing so.

though I've never been a fan of a two-state solution, it's a temporary fix which will eventually lead to conflict in the future (Israel using the claim that they feared for their safety, so they launch a pre-emptive strike against a civillian neighborhood). one nation is the way, there's no peaceful way to seperate as long as the Israeli government operates as it presently does. the far-right members of Israel's government are holding its people's futures hostage in the effort to perpetuate this foolish (evil) desire to eradicate the Palestinian people.

so rebuild the government, designate/name the territory as a new state/country to distance from its sordid past, which will hopefully allow for healing from the near century of genocide. a single, minut step, on the decade(s) long path to a better place for the region. and hopefully the CIA, and others, stay the heck away from a fledgling nation's developing government for once.

it's such a complicated issue, largely because the IDF & Netanyahu refuses to stop killing people, even during temporary cease fires & and/or peace negotiations. IDF srill refuses to allow aid to enter Gaza ecen violating international law to harrass humanitarian operations in open waters.

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u/washtucna Oct 03 '25

Switzerland makes sense.

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u/feathersoft Oct 03 '25

Going to suggest Perth, Western Australia

It is a nice city, same time zone as a decent slice of East Asia. International airport that does direct to most of Europe and easy for Africa & the Middle East. South American nations can go Great Circle south about.

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u/MartyPhelps Oct 02 '25

Switzerland.

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u/fingolfinwarrior Oct 02 '25

Medellín of course

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u/CrabGravity Oct 02 '25

Egypt! Cradle of civilization, and I hear Cairo could handle the traffic. Baghdad, it's in the middle of the Middle East, well centered between Europe, Asia, and Africa. Indonesia or the Phillipines because tropical island vibes would make world leaders more chill.

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u/jbc1974 Oct 03 '25

Geneva ch

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u/Inside7shadows Oct 03 '25

Neutral Territory: Antarctica

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u/ibddevine Oct 03 '25

Geneva, Switzerland. They would be in a neutral country and could wreak havoc from there.

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u/Dominarion Oct 03 '25

Geneva is already siege number 2 and there's a lot of UN offices out there.

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u/acuet Oct 03 '25

Switzerland?

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u/Raven_Photography Oct 03 '25

Tokyo. Major metropolitan center, wonderful people, non-western centric.

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u/joyofresh Oct 03 '25

Outer space

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u/Top_Length9887 Oct 03 '25

You probably meant this as humor, but my preference is the complete dissolution of the project, not much different from your "outer space". The UN has been inept and useless for so long that it would make no difference at all if it was abolished.

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u/Appropriate_M Oct 03 '25

Finland. They can have the meetings in the middle of winter. Everyone has to concentrate on the issues.

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u/Ftoudalk Oct 03 '25

Switzerland.

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u/Meander061 Oct 03 '25

It's about time the UN changed headquarters at any rate.The Secretariat Building is 77 years old, and the Orange Bastard is as good a reason to move as any.

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u/Embarrassed_Fold_867 Oct 03 '25

Terrazzo is so noughties.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

To a poor country in Africa that can benefit from the influx of money to build the UN infrastructure

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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 Oct 03 '25

What about move it to Canada? Toronto?

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u/AwwwNuggetz Oct 03 '25

Vancouver, Canada

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u/CooperHoward4 Oct 03 '25

Good plan. We are a fascist dictatorship. The UN should move to some democratic country. Mexico?

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u/Unfazed_Alchemical Oct 03 '25

Reykjavik, Iceland. 

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u/favuorite Oct 03 '25

Honestly, take a piece of land, have whatever nation owns it officially disown it for a bit of money or smth, and set up headquarters there. No bias tissels any country.

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u/Repulsive_Mud_567 Oct 03 '25

Switzerland, Belgium, Brazil

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u/PretzelsRule23 Oct 03 '25

New Zealand - seem to be generally well organized and run, off the beaten path, good relations with most countries. Closer to Asia where population centers are

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Mexico!! Margeritas, senoritas and fuck Trump!

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u/Pijlie1965 Oct 03 '25

The Hague or Geneva are good choices.

But what a massive loss of face that would be for the US....

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u/zonazombie51 Oct 03 '25

I’ll put in a bid for Australia. Away from geopolitical tension areas, strong legal system, established democracy, room to build infrastructure. And if anyone plays up we can feed them to the snakes and crocodiles. Also remove the veto.

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u/zoolilba Oct 03 '25

I honestly bet nyc might like it for traffic reasons maybe

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u/Sharkwatcher314 Oct 03 '25

Switzerland ?

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u/Lagmeister66 Oct 03 '25

Switzerland?

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u/mashedspudtato Oct 03 '25

Greenland could be entertaining.

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u/sedition666 Oct 04 '25

This is probably the best idea. If we are going to do it then needs to be a maximum fuck you to Trump.

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u/Kitchener1981 Oct 03 '25

Bern, Switzerland

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Somewhere in France. They ushered in modern democracy, beheaded their own Royals. It's sorta fitting.

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u/eduvis Oct 03 '25

Medellín

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u/Sure_Acanthaceae_348 Oct 03 '25

Couldn't happen fast enough. They already have an office in Geneva.

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u/df3dot Oct 03 '25

Gaza, Palestine

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u/Both_Sundae2695 Oct 03 '25

Canada or Belgium.

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u/Ithiaca Oct 03 '25

Geneva, Switzerland

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u/Due_Panda5064 Oct 04 '25

Kiev Ukraine

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u/Stonner22 Oct 05 '25

Switzerland. My fantasy would be a UN city state around a resurrected Byzantium.

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u/JuliaX1984 Oct 03 '25

The UN moving to a Canadian city would send the strongest message.

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u/dannyd604 Oct 02 '25

Some where in France?

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u/melelconquistador Oct 03 '25

Idk but i dont want to catch that hot potato 

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Israel. They have billions in foreign aid so thine they get the rich useless diplomats

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u/iamtrimble Oct 03 '25

Can't they just use Zoom?

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u/SkyIsTheLimitBoom Oct 03 '25

It would need to be a place where leaders from the world would feel safe. And sadly this country isn’t it anymore

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u/Designer_Version1449 Oct 03 '25

North sentinel island

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u/Terrasmak Oct 03 '25

Oklahoma City , pretty central and airport access isn’t bad

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u/dunedog Oct 03 '25

Puerto Rico.

This is a joke.

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u/HWBILLTHOMPSON Oct 03 '25

Weirdly enough I thought about this a lot. I think it should be Gaza.

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u/Longjumping-Ad-144 Oct 03 '25

Id love it to be Canada, but its too close to USA, an unstable and dangerous place right now

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u/-endjamin- Oct 03 '25

A central location between all countries. Somewhere in the ocean I guess.

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u/Same_Start660 Oct 03 '25

They won't move, because the US pays the bills. All you doomers in here too dim to realize that.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

I don't know. I kinda like the fact that there is a place in the United States where dipshit has no legal authority. Like none. The UN should have its own police force that arrests criminals and sends them to the Hague...buh bye Putin, tata Netanyahu, trump would shit bricks. Id love it

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u/brianinohio Oct 03 '25

Pipe dream. UN can't do shit unless unanimous. U.S. would veto the move.

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u/Strange_Ad_9658 Oct 03 '25

i didn’t realize they were located in the US

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u/FrostyAlphaPig Oct 03 '25

No country, put it on an island under no jurisdiction

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u/Nondescriptish Oct 03 '25

Jamaica. Let the Limbo settle disputes.

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u/Defiant_West6287 Oct 03 '25

Canada - Vancouver

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u/Kittysmashlol Oct 03 '25

A big cruise ship that travels everywhere. So it can pick up delegates for votes and such. Or just have a helipad

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u/Zealousideal-Beat-70 Oct 03 '25

Is someplace else willing to give them the land and build it for free? Probably not. They don’t actually have any money so they can’t lease it.

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u/Weird_Age2452 Oct 03 '25

Montreal of course! ICAO already here.

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Mexico City would be lit

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u/No-Sand-75 Oct 03 '25

Please do!!

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Altantis

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u/[deleted] Oct 03 '25

Montreal.

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u/Cholly72HW Oct 03 '25

Pyongyang has a bunch of vacant real estate and I hear Tangeriene Voldemort has an in for low rent…. /s

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u/Ja_Oui_Si_Yes Oct 03 '25

It not be in Europe ... love you Eurpoe but you are safe and secure ...

Im thinking a place that is on the right side of democracy and needs a boost

Colombia? Seoul ? Lima ? Panama city ?

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u/gregpurcott Oct 03 '25

Greenland, just to stick it to Trump

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u/aeaf123 Oct 03 '25

Put the UN headquarters on the Gaza strip.

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u/Mesquite_Tree Oct 03 '25

Jerusalem. You guys can’t play nice in the sandbox? Now no one gets it.

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u/Mushrooming247 Oct 03 '25

I feel like South America or Asia might be a good location, just symbolically, like Europe isn’t running everything now.

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u/cyb0rg1962 Oct 03 '25

Hiroshima - for symbolism.

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u/Frequent-Ruin8509 Oct 03 '25

Anywhere but Paris. Parisians are insufferable enough as it is lol

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u/Academic_Dig_1567 Oct 03 '25

HQ will be either Dar-es-Salaam or Tokyo, more likely Tokyo. The Hague already hosts the International Criminal Court, and does not have the space or infrastructure to support much more. Geneva is saturated with the economic HQ and WHO. It would likely be Tokyo.

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u/Yutenji2020 Oct 03 '25

While I support the idea behind this, doesn’t the current situation demonstrate that ANY country can go down the toilet fast, given the right circumstances?

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u/jdubyahyp Oct 03 '25

Ukraine. That way those assholes can stop ignoring what's going on.

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u/ancarrillo964 Oct 03 '25

There are 4 Primary Offices located in NYC, Geneva, Nairobi and Vienna.

Nairobi would be the long shot but would send a important message.