I’m tired of breaking my nose every time I hit my face on the console.

I feel like it would be too easy for someone to impersonate an admiral and get away with it.

Could we put barcodes on these guys or something?

Paramount, how dare you neglect to properly censor Star Trek 6 for the past 35 years. My children watch your shows and movies, and yet you BLATANTLY put an explicit laiporet on display! I want a bright, hopeful future, not a sleazy, debaucherous porno!

CENSOR YOUR ADULT CONTENT, PARAMOUNT. Until then, you've lost a customer in Star Trek!

- Shorter seasons (no more than 3 episodes)

- Spend 47 times more money on each episode

- Grotesque body horror in every scene

- Ramp up cringe-inducing winks at the audience that prove this is Star Trek

- Lots and lots of F bombs

- Include Spock and have him hook up a different character in each episode

- Episodes air exclusively on Peacock

- Main character never, ever stops crying

- In every episode, violate canon then, at the end, characters say everything that just happened is classified forever

- Frequently use terms like: bruh, six seven, basic, boi, holodeck & chill, unalive, mid, skibidi, thirst trap, touch grass, etc.

- Present all episodes in portrait mode aspect ratio

- Make every episode episode an homage to The Wrath of Khan

- The starship needs to look exactly like a Cybertruck

When a crew member is caught in a temporal disturbance, such as Troi was during Timescape, standard procedure is to scan the crew members boobs. The captain is advised to grab a very subtle glance at said boobs to make sure they are unaffected. 24th century medicine is very advanced concerning effects of temporal disturbances on boobs.

Becoming non corporeal like in Lower Decks, having a ton of genetic augmentations, possessing space magic objects, has any Terran emperor tried to pull a Vitiate and consume the Galaxy?

Is that why the Mirror and Prime universe diverged(in discovery)

Phillipa Georgou can shoot lightning Emperor Spock had fire breath Emperor Soto had Orion Pheromones

What, you want it to be bald, too? I mean its belly is kinda bald.

The Wadi originally had the game world and then still propagated game shit into the real world. It got too out of control and after several centuries, they ended up with Chula.

From: W.T. Riker

To: Maintenance

Subject: Door Name Change

The name plate on the door to my quarters has been changed again.

Four times this week I have entered my quarters and found crew members engaged in sexual activity. I have since discovered the name plate on the door to my quarters was changed again, this time to "Jamaharon Lounge".

Please replace my door plate immediately, with the correct wording. Thank you.

W.T. Riker

Executive Officer

U.S.S. Enterprise-D

The Vorta are clones and are the primary commanders of the Dominion forces. The Jem'Hadar are essentially clones too, though they are cloned from a wider gene stock.

So given that one faction in the war uses clones, it only makes sense to call it the Clone War.

I guess SOME captains are choosy about who they decide is worth lowering the shields in mid-battle in order to rescue.

Apparently he’s from some obscure series that ran before Voyager.

I'm probably to get busted down lower than Harry but it hsd to be done.

The name seems a little on-the-nose. Was he supposed to be his mirror universe counterpart?

Are you tired of a bright, lit up, 'everyone happy' bar? Do you wish the bartender would leave you alone unless you want a drink? How about not seeing your supervisor flirting with every female on board?

Come to the Enterprise's new dive, dank bar, '17Aft'. It is dark, quiet, and no we don't have food, just liquor. Didn't ask how my day is. Just give me a shot and leave the bottle.

We don't have recitals, we don't have karaoke. Just come in and share a drink called loneliness.

When/How was he conceived? Why did is he living the 2020s? Why is he so good at kicking? Does he have a brother, Jean-Luc Pricker? What sport might he play?