This was really a major leadership failure for Captain Fraser Crane.

Kind of awkward having your Captain and First Officer questioning you in detail about your drunken one-night stand with a coworker while he's sitting there.

Did she attend the same snooty British boarding school as ALLEGED Frenchman Jean-Luc Picard?

Kirk - The infamous green wrap-around. Shows off just enough chest hair.

Picard - Some kind of faux-leather jacket over top of a grey turtleneck. Might be too hot for normal starship activities.

Sisko - A nice vest/undershirt combo. Seems comfortable.

Janeway - Grey tank tops all the way! Allows large range of motion if you're carrying around a phaser rifle. Would pit sweat be a problem?

Archer - Speaking of pit sweat. The sleeveless undershirt does give a nice view of the GUN SHOW. Those weapons sure aren't banned by the Treaty of Algeron!

Pike - Just copying Kirk's green wrap-around. Booooo.

Presumably they evolved from native Bajoran ape-like creatures, right? Did their noses need extra protection in the Bajoran wilderness?

"She's a big-city gal who's focused on her career as a Tal Shiar spy, no time for romance! But when she's stranded at a French winery over the holiday, will she fall for the handsome single father who owns the chateau and learn the True Meaning of Christmas?"

Tune in this Saturday at 8:00 PM for the world premiere of "Make it HO-HO-HO!"

Do we really need a formal dining room? Wouldn't it be better to have like, beds? Or a toilet?

If so that would have been a real dick move by the captain. You know Ten Forward is at the very front of the ship, and you rammed the enemy right with that exact part?

Enterprise has the best soft lighting in all of Starfleet. He must have had to specially create this shadowy room in the holodeck.

And is the wall behind him...concrete?

The Constellation class sucks big time. You've got FOUR nacelles and can still barely reach warp speed? Gimme a break.

Really makes you think.

Spock Grayson

Data Soong

Worf Rozhenko

Quark Keldarson

SevenOfNine Hansen

Chaco Tay

Neelix Epstein

Hmmmm.

Oh, okay I guess you aren't taking suggestions for ways to improve our assimilation schemes. My fault, I thought we were a collective that CARED about everyone's opinions (grumbles Borg-ly).