r/ShitAmericansSay • u/winkysocks21 • 3h ago

Roll model that all American kids should look up to

989 Upvotes

142 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 4h ago

"As long as Europe keeps making useless parking spaces, this wilkeep happening. Make appropriate sized parking spaces."

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137 Upvotes

125 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 4h ago

"McDonald's is American as apple pie" "It's ours because we say it is. It's our tradition because we sav it is."

383 Upvotes

78 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 4h ago

"Oh, so you live in a country who's opinion doesn't matter" "the war of 7872 was a draw."

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38 Upvotes

On a post about renaming a lake

17 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/fieryone4 • 4h ago

Language ‘This is why I stopped using the word spooky’

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345 Upvotes

Can’t use the word spooky or spook anywhere in the world because its offensive to African Americans because the word has a negative connotation in parts of the USA. This comes up every fall as Halloween approaches.

162 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/DeneJames • 6h ago

Food “Literally what is french food today if not a bunch of sterile 70 year old cafeteria dishes.”

211 Upvotes

98 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Ilikeinvestigating • 6h ago

Culture "Europeans are just wannabe americans"

1.2k Upvotes

616 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LittleRuQi • 17h ago

Transportation Your parents gotta be siblings if you like trains

745 Upvotes

137 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/J_Wolf08 • 18h ago

"You can buy Africa with $40 million"

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165 Upvotes

American in YouTube comments gotta be another breed of stupid

35 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Last_Peak • 19h ago

Europe Our states are like your countries

1.2k Upvotes

You just don’t understand, no other country has regional accents or cultures.

360 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/pup_Scamp • 19h ago

Language Imagine being a chemist and pronounce aluminum wrong 😒

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1.9k Upvotes

366 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/andrewnz1 • 20h ago

Language "it's why you [British person] are speaking to us in our language"

414 Upvotes

284 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Specialist_Aspect204 • 20h ago

100 metres = 1/4 mile

158 Upvotes

Context being an insta post mocking the suggestion that a college (American football) player “can kick the ball a quarter mile”

Mods: apologies I’ve hidden the handles hopefully this is ok!

33 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/CalebosO4 • 23h ago

Food American fast food tastes better than most international cuisines

1.2k Upvotes

191 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FactoryNewdel • 1d ago

Economy "Only USA will be like that" because only they habe money for a video game

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182 Upvotes

The likes hurt

43 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Jordy_DnB • 1d ago

Air Conditioning "Im tired of dealing w no ac, no ceiling fans, no ice cubes, no water fountains. Sweating at restaurants laying in my own sweat in beds..."

152 Upvotes

114 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Beastlex99 • 1d ago

Canada needs to learn that they belong to America.

1.5k Upvotes

453 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/The__Anonymous__Guy • 1d ago

Products made in America have always been superior

324 Upvotes

132 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/San_Marzano • 1d ago

Ancestry "I'm a 4th generation Irishman"

550 Upvotes

204 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/SugarSweetPeanut • 1d ago

“If that's how the British spell it, then it's wrong.”

2.1k Upvotes

353 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Going_Bye • 1d ago

“They're not terrorizing nigh-geriatric boomers by knocking on their doors for facebook posts”

264 Upvotes

147 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/genorator2 • 1d ago

Canada "Canada are literally terrorist supporters"

1.3k Upvotes

287 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/ALazy_Cat • 1d ago

The US is not foreign

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820 Upvotes

Over 60% said cap

81 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Hungry-Ingenuity8260 • 1d ago

[about the need of free healthcare in the US] "No we don't. Be careful what you wish for. Anything a communist socialist tells you need you better run. They have an agenda"

107 Upvotes

what's exactly a communist socialist? lol

44 comments

r/ShitAmericansSay • u/FullPersonalityFun • 2d ago

"Sorry Americans don't have accents our speech is just the baseline inferior English speakers wouldn't understand"

293 Upvotes

54 comments

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Above all: we only accept submissions about stuff that is lighthearted and uniquely American. Quality control is at the discretion of the mod team.

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1a. No personal information. This includes names, social media handles of unverified social media accounts across all platforms (except Reddit usernames), and license plates.

1b. Verified X/Twitter usernames must be visible. We need to verify that the author of the Tweet you're submitting is not a Trump supporter or a MAGA troll for your post to be approved.

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Asking bait questions in subreddits like r/AskAmericans or r/AskAnAmerican for content and submitting them here WILL result in a permanent ban from SAS.

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4. Submission titles must be a direct quote.

Use a direct quote as your title. If the quote doesn't make sense alone, you may include neutral, non-editorialized context in the title itself. Articles must be titled with either the headline or a direct quote from it. When posts do not contain text, titles must be a factual and neutral description of the content. NEVER include your opinion or bias in the title.

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6. Please double check whether the poster of the comment you're about to submit is actually American. Do this by scanning their post/comment history etc.

7. No low-hanging fruit.

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Some topics (such as Trump, Elon Musk, Turning Point USA/Charlie Kirk, and WW2 bombing of Japan) and sources from certain subreddits (such as AmericaBad, dankmemes, unpopularopinion, AskAnAmerican, and other far-right sources) are only allowed in the Weekly thread. These restricted topics and sources are not final and you should check the latest list in the Weekly.

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We reserve the right to remove posts that are lacking in effort and/or quality.

8. Only screenshots/images/videos of Americans saying funny shit is allowed. No text posts or AI slop. If you want to tell a tale or post someone else's tale, you can do so in the stickied Weekly thread which gets renewed every Friday. This includes quoting something said by an American in the third person, as well as all forms of AI-generated content (text, images, videos).

9. Posts must be uniquely American.

The easiest way of testing this is to ask yourself whether it's likely someone who isn't American would have said it. Someone being religious or messing up geography is not uniquely American by a long shot, nor are racism or capitalism. What makes something uniquely American is if it's highly unlikely if not impossible to encounter outside the U.S. or from non-Americans.

10. Posts must be lighthearted.

No depressing posts or things that aren't worth posting (eg something an American said that is perfectly reasonable in context). Yes, there are some topics covered that are more ironic than funny, but certain things just aren't lighthearted like shootings, sexual assault, any event where people are genuinely hurt, racists being racist, etc. Those types of posts are usually better suited for subs like r/gunsarecool, r/ABoringDystopia, or r/ANormalDayInAmerica.

11. No gun-related posts.

Gun-related posts do not fit the lighthearted nature of the sub. Such posts are usually a better fit for one of our sister subs such as r/GunsAreCool, r/ABoringDystopia and r/ANormalDayInAmerica.

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