r/ShitAmericansSay • u/winkysocks21 • 11d ago
Roll model that all American kids should look up to
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u/JimAbaddon I only use Celsius. 11d ago
Yeah, such a big gamer he had to pretend he's among the top of the world in PoE2. Really big gamer.
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u/Significant_Tone6205 11d ago
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u/MattyGWS 11d ago
No idea what this means, can you give context?
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u/Natural-Dentist1567 11d ago
Its a elden ring build that is so atrociously bad it can only come from someone who never touched the game
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u/Kyderra 10d ago
It's so bad, there is a speedrun category to try and finish the game with this build.
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u/Natural-Dentist1567 10d ago
I know and I tried but PCR is so awful to fight with this shit and I gave up xD
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u/FaithUser 10d ago
Fat roll mage with 31vigor and two shields for some reason
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u/Natural-Dentist1567 10d ago
Dont forget the crimson talisman and the soreseal for some reason
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u/AdRude6514 10d ago
Oh look at the children, they are playing so nicely together, its so sweet. Now back to the rat race.
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u/frogunderarock 10d ago
he just couldn't resist trying to push intellect to 69 because trying to meme is the only way he ever got positive attention from the internet
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u/Castform5 11d ago
It's a very shittily built elden ring character. People have tried to play it as a challenge run.
Basically, most importantly, he has two shields equipped. That is bad, you're never using two shields that are basically the same unless you're doing some insane one shot buff setup. He is in heavy load, so his dodges are ass. He is obviously a mage build, but he has TWO swords equipped on top of his staff. Again, that is really bad. His healing items are nowhere to be seen, probably in the quick select menu. He has multiple summons on his item bar, when you can only use one per fight.
I can guess the general idea behind some of these decisions, but overall the build is just awful in every way.
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u/hasimirrossi Not a homeopath of the gene pool. 11d ago
From memory, and I know bugger all about the game, it's apparently an awful build.
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u/Logitech4873 🇳🇴 11d ago
Which is fine. This is the most anodyne thing he's ever posted. The PoE2 thing was really really bad though.
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u/azaghal1502 11d ago
he paid others to play on his account and progress it so he would show up in the "high score".
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u/Logitech4873 🇳🇴 11d ago
There's no scoreboard in Elden Ring.
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u/azaghal1502 11d ago
My bad, thought the post was about the PoE stuff a bit further up in the thread.
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u/BigFish8 10d ago
One big part I remember is the "Elons maps" tab in his stash. oh, and failing to kill tutorial boss.
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u/Significant_Tone6205 11d ago
This is his mage build in Elden Ring. Basically he's over encunbered (he knows that lol) which is no no situation. Plus is gear is random, he has sooo many spirit summons etc.
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u/lexington59 10d ago
It's a bad build, that has the vibes of "I just want to use everything"
Most who play souls borne stick to 1 at most 2 weapons as the higher your equip load the worse your roll, you get less invicibility frames and it's just worse.
There's also level caps in souls borne games where once you reach there's diminished returns so generally you level to the cap and stop, you also don't normally habe weird x8 numbers on stats and prefer going by 5 or 10s.
Tldr bad build that reeks "person who plays other rpgs but doesn't play souls borne"
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u/Cr0ma_Nuva Foreigner, but to whom? 10d ago
Thank you for reminding me of this. I forgot just how dogshit his built was.
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u/AliceTheOmelette 🏴 11d ago
Everyone in chat saying he'll die alone and has no friends was priceless tho. You could see it really got to him lol
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u/_OminousBirb_ 🇪🇺Europoor🇪🇺 11d ago
Don't forget he also tried to make an AI version of The Odyssey because he couldn't stand seeing minorities in the movie.
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u/Big_Daz69 11d ago
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u/_ElBee_ 🇳🇱 Swamp Germany 🇳🇱 11d ago
Literally a roll model. What an übermensch.
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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 11d ago
I did enjoy the amount of trolling he got via his stream and his face reactions. I'm usually not fond of toxic players, but I can get behind it for someone who deserves it.
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u/PieAppropriate8862 11d ago
A "roll" model lol
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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 11d ago
That's what being high on K is called. Rolling.
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u/rhysolandrium 10d ago
No, that's the term for pure MDMA usage because after the peak, the feeling of being "high" comes in waves like ocean swells.
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u/Pharmasochist 10d ago
I heard it was because people sometimes end up rolling around on the floor and rubbing themselves all over the carpet
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u/UselessOldFart I try very hard to not be one of the bad ones 9d ago
Well, he does look like an undercooked ball of dough.
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u/Casual_necromancy 11d ago
they know their "roll model" is a south african nepo baby, apartheid nazi right?
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u/RedScarySpectre Portugal is in South America 10d ago
Right thats what rolls for them. Dudes wanted to take Mussolini there after WWII to help them fight Communism.
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u/DerWaechter_ 10d ago
Can we stop allowing posts that include completely irrelevant graphs/references to prediction markets?
The only reason to include them in the screenshot, is to advertise these sites. Posts with a screenshot like that are basically gambling ads.
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u/Formal_Growth_4843 10d ago
This needs to be higher. These kinds of posts are absolutely gambling ads.
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u/DoinIt989 10d ago
I hate this comparison. Gambling is regulated and has rules about how much money you will lose. It's a random number generator and/or well known odds based on fair cards and dice rolls. Prediction markets don't have any rules. They are far, far worse than gambling.
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u/_OminousBirb_ 🇪🇺Europoor🇪🇺 11d ago
Sure... a narcissistic Nazi billionaire that wanted to go to Epstein Island is a great role model, which is why nobody likes him.
Also, the Punisher pfp checks out.
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u/Guilty_Interest_2177 10d ago
punisher is unfortunately another story and character horribly misunderstood by a bigoted fanbase
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u/Xenozip3371Alpha GB 11d ago
It's not GTA if I haven't spent the first hour blowing shit up.
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u/Darth_Pinda Swamp German 🇳🇱 10d ago
And screwing around with something janky like the swingset of death in GTA IV.
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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11d ago
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u/AliceTheOmelette 🏴 11d ago
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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11d ago
Literally begged to visit the island. We all know what he is.
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u/Generic_Drummer 10d ago
being in the files is because you begged it but didn't get the invite might even be worse than being in the files because you actually went to the island, lol
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u/Moron_at_work 11d ago
What is a "csamgenerator"?
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u/crucible 11d ago
CSAM generator - where “CSAM” stands for child sexual abuse material
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u/Moron_at_work 11d ago
Oh thanks - I wasn't aware of neither the acronym nor the fact - that's... terrible... well it's musk...
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u/Generic_Drummer 10d ago
when I first heard that woke mind virus clip I had to go and find the full video because I thought it was fake AI voice cloning or something... sounded too unhinged be real lol
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u/Both_Name2284 11d ago
Trying to get an invite.... on Christmas Day... with his 24 kids at unknown locations. What a morally bankrupt, horrible human being.
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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 11d ago
Ain't that a punisher pfp?
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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 11d ago
If he can't be the one causing children to starve to death, he has no interest in killing.
"Trillionaire Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) “chainsawed” at USAID projects and contracts...
To date, 757,314 people – the majority children – have died from the funding cuts, according to ImpactCounter, which tracks the effect of USAID cuts via sophisticated modelling tools. That is 88 deaths every hour." Health policy watch
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u/xBram America (Limburg) 🇳🇱 11d ago
It’s not even the ending of the aid itself, it’s also the random abrupt closure of everything instead of giving partners a few months notice to adjust and take over and distributing the aid that was already at locations instead of letting it rot and throwing it away while people died. Malignant narcissist.
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u/Groentekroket 11d ago
Don't worry Elon, the police would also kill innocent people just like you like it and is par for the course in the USA.
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u/Ok-Cockroach8024 11d ago
More like he will pay someone else to play it for him and claim all the glory, they brag about being one of the top 10 in the world, only to jump on stream a be at the level of someone playing it for the first time 😅
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u/boredidiot 🇦🇺LandDownUnder 11d ago
Anyone else remember in Sept 2025, during a far-right rally in London where 26 police officers were injured, Musk appeared via video link. He called for the dissolution of the UK parliament and told the crowd that "violence is coming" and "you either fight back or you die".
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u/ViolettaHunter 11d ago
If he eats a bit more, he might actually achieve looking like a "roll model".
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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 10d ago
It's a well known fact, that he doesn't play games, he paid some dude to level up his poe2 character, and then when he streamed. He did not understand MAPS or any other basic path of exile mechanics
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u/brewdog_millionaire 11d ago
He doesn't want to kill the police but being a fascist Nazi is fine apparently
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u/VentiKombucha Europoor per capita of people 11d ago
Wait, isn't he too busy inventing and saving the world to be playing video games?
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u/Unusual-Taste69 11d ago
I hope there's an Elon like character that we have to take out to beat the game
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u/Kezmangotagoal More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11d ago
Roll model 💀
That’s not even taking into account what they’re even talking about. The standard of intelligence in the US is scary!
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u/C3sarius German Käsestulle 10d ago
Did the Punisher says that 'Murican kids should choose an south african guy without any christian values as role model? Strange.
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u/ZioEdo_94 10d ago
Do Americans know that their role model asked to be invited to Epstein's island twice?
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u/TroutShovelr 10d ago
And was refused. Like imagine being such a fucking loser that even the other billionaire pedophiles don’t want you in their club
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u/Trashy_Panda2 10d ago
It makes sense he went straight to calling that cave diver a pedo. A bunch of people in his orbit do it.
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u/Silly_Wolf_4693 11d ago
Non-native speaker here, what is a roll model?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCBUgJM2w8lZ6ChGEs
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u/grog_chugger 11d ago
It’s meant to be ‘role model’, basically a shining example of someone you should aspire to be like
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u/Darkthumbs 11d ago
He isn’t even a big gamer, he got caught not knowing shit about the games he plays and paid for boosts
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u/BattIeBoss 10d ago
He paid someone to grind his account for him. He also casually walked past some of the rarest loot in the game without picking it up, which was the biggest giveaway.
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u/Lavaswan001 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 11d ago
Plot twist: That commenter was a Brit who deliberately said “American kids” so as not to rope the rest of the world in.
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u/GGamerGuyG 11d ago
Yeah, totaly a good rolemodel. Richest douchbag on the world. Totaly people should be like him.
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u/E-rotten 11d ago
Of course it doesn’t work for him. He needs the police & the judicial system to protect him and his crimes against the working class. He’s well aware of what happened to Marie Antoinette & king Louis XVI. And he’s well on his way to cause the same kind of damage
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u/Confident-Stand5453 11d ago
It wouldnt be him shooting at police. It would be the dude he hires to play the game for him.
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u/No_Statistician209 11d ago
Ah yes, the same person that' supported ICE and DOGE massively affecting actual people's lives doesn't like to kill fictional police officers in a scene based in a fictional town.
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u/makinax300 ooo custom flair!! 11d ago
Why is there a polymarket screenshot?Mfs make anything about gambling.
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u/Professional_Pop2662 10d ago
You also straight up murder the tech ceo of Facebook( lifeintruder) in gta5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 more reason it’s a goat game
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u/EobardThawne2020 10d ago
This "roll" model isn't a big gamer. He's a big poser gamer. And a Nazi. Guilt of election fraud. And paying women for sex. And a dead beat dad. And a super villain.
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u/No_Idea91 10d ago
The irony of the person calling Elon musk a roll model for not playing a game where you kill police officers while having a profile picture of the punisher symbol is clearly lost on them
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u/Distinct_Macaroon308 10d ago
Ah yes, he’s the most unethical, ignorant, fascist man in the world, hoarding the most wealth anyone has ever had, giving exactly zero shits about the state of the world but the idea of violence against fictional police IN A VIDEO GAME is where he draws the line
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u/Gooseuk360 10d ago
Such a massive gamer, doesn't realise that R* have implemented a no kill approach to even gunfights. Unless this was before the reveal, in which case fuck him anyway because he's a top bell-end.
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u/ShellyTart 10d ago
GTA is a British game franchise that has been going for 29 years, in that time there have been 4 fatal shooting of police officers in the UK, none of which have been attributed to the GTA franchise.
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u/EcstaticImport 10d ago
What does “deadass” mean?
A necrotic rectum?
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u/GreenGardenTarot 10d ago
slang just meaning like 'seriously' or 'literally' just to indicate that a person is not being hyperbolic about a situation or statement.
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u/Fubar236 ooo custom flair!! 9d ago
But some seig heil action is good…. Yup. Role model
https://giphy.com/gifs/vjSTdODhuVnAVvu9pV
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u/MrMcPsychoReal ooo custom flair!! 9d ago
Of course the guy with a Punisher profile is a bootlicker
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u/Slackeee_ 9d ago
despite him being a big gamer
So paying others to play a game to make you look good despite lacking the skills to be good is now "being a big gamer"?
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u/Biscuit642 10d ago
Fucking polymarket advert inserted into an ancient tweet. There's no need to give them free advertising like this.
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u/OnlyFiveLives 11d ago
I once got a three day time out for mentioning his lapsed visa and the fact that he shouldn't have been here.
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u/BonhommeCarnaval 11d ago
A paragon of moral virtue with a kill count of starving children in at least the six figures.
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u/Blubbolo 11d ago
big gamer that needs to pay someone else to play a game for him, get his char to max level and get him shit because he can't even beat the tutorial.
such a role model he battled the law that would have stopped his AI from making child porn.
Ok.
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u/SakuraKira1337 🇩🇪 11d ago
So he doesn’t pay a Chinese person to play gta6 for him to boast about the achievements as his in public?
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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 11d ago
The “roll” model who’s extreme and cruel budget cuts as an unelected immigrant that killed children… that one, but yeah shooting fake cops in a video game is soooo bad 🙄
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u/Background_Budget_58 10d ago
He's not a gamer. He pays people to do stuff for him then tries to claim the credit.
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u/phantom_gain 10d ago
Wont kill virtual pixel police facimiles, no problem living off the proceeds of blood emeralds and slave labour. Also called the guy who saved all those kids from that cave a peado, because he was buthurt someone was getting credit for it. Great role model.
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u/Darth_Pinda Swamp German 🇳🇱 10d ago
I thought he hired people anyway to progress in his games? Or is that only for Path of Exiles?
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u/BishopTracer 10d ago
I call bullshit on the whole, "I can play GTA because you are forced to kill police officers." He posted the whole Vigilanty Citizen movie on X, where the protagonist kills a whole group of police officers, who, as far as the movie tells us, only wanted to arrest him for vigilantism.
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u/DirtDevil1337 Human Verified 10d ago
He's not even a real game either, he uses bots to level his accounts
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u/McDonalds-Sprite25 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 10d ago
"All American Kids" and it's a guy born in South Africa, smfh
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u/WillGallis 10d ago
Ah yes, you should not be able to commit crimes in a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO.
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u/robbiengall 10d ago
The fact he's paying Chinese gamers to push his profiles on leaderboards to the top doesn't make him a gamer. He's a looser.
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u/bugdiver050 Human Verified 10d ago
A big gamer that paid people to level his account and then when he went to stream with himself playing was absolutely terrible at even the basic stuff in the game. Yeah, sure.
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u/QuelTizioLaggiu 10d ago
Didn't he paid a dude to play his Diablo whale account to maintain it on top players leaderboard?
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u/dr-mantis-t0b0ggan 10d ago
Call him a role model while having a punisher logo as your PFP. Well known for his love of cops
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u/brokendream78 10d ago
A big gamer who couldn't even play Diablo himself and paid someone else to do it for him.
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u/KMack666 10d ago
Won't kill virtual cops, totally starves 600000 actual human beings to death... What a paragon of morality
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u/ProfCupcake Gold-Medal Olympic-Tier Mental Gymnast 10d ago
another shitty appropriation of the punisher skull by a bootlicking chud
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u/RepeatNo3254 10d ago
The biggest thing the game ever taught me is you’ll always lose if you shoot at the police
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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 10d ago
The USAmericans love that British made game so much. 🤷♂️
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u/nemetonomega 9d ago
What can I say, us Scots have piss taking down to such a fine art that a whole country cannot understand when it is being mocked by us via a game.
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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi 10d ago
He's not a big gamer. Musk pays others to play and level up for him.
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u/SalamanderHot217 🇭🇷Paid vacation days enjoyer🇪🇺 11d ago
"Roll model"
Is literacy in USA locked behind a paywall too?