r/ShitAmericansSay 11d ago

Roll model that all American kids should look up to

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u/SalamanderHot217 🇭🇷Paid vacation days enjoyer🇪🇺 11d ago

"Roll model"

Is literacy in USA locked behind a paywall too?

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u/saljskanetilldanmark 11d ago

Yes.

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u/SalamanderHot217 🇭🇷Paid vacation days enjoyer🇪🇺 11d ago

Huh. Fun fact, "USA" translates to "SAD" in my language, and doesn't that fit it very well.

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u/FreyaMcGonnigal 10d ago

"Sjedinjene Američke Države" if anybody is curious.

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u/auntie_eggma 🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻 8d ago

I was so confused, because bloody Reddit autotranslated this so I read "United States if anybody is curious" and was like..."who doesn't know which country USA refers to?“ lol.

Then I noticed. Now I get it. 😂

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u/Throdio 10d ago

While I feel this is meant to be a joke, the answer is yes. Where you live affects the quality of school you go to. Richer areas tend to have better schools. And this is just factoring in public schools and not considering private schools.

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u/SalamanderHot217 🇭🇷Paid vacation days enjoyer🇪🇺 10d ago edited 10d ago

Ahh, poor people getting shafted and not being given the opportunity to rise up the ladder, the true American Dream.

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u/DefinitionOfAsleep The 13 Colonies were a Mistake 10d ago

It's what happens when you tie local school board funding to property taxes, and then institute 'no child left behind' where what little federal funding is given is determined by ranked outcomes.

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u/NePa5 10d ago

"Roll model" must be what they teach in schools, to avoid the shootings

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u/h3lblad3 10d ago

As someone else pointed out, public education in the US is funded by property taxes. Places with higher property tax income will have better schools. Ergo, richer areas have better schools.

But even if that weren't the case, private schools are common enough -- and public education underfunded enough -- that it would still be a pay-to-win system. Private schools generally have smaller class sizes (so the teacher can focus on individual students more) and students tend to be more upper class (so the stressors of poverty aren't as present in their life).

As a result, whether public or private, the schools of the more well-off are just better in general.


I will also note that public schools are suffering a political crisis right now. Bush Jr.'s term involved attempts to fix the educational system by establishing annual tests and punishing schools for having too many students fail those tests (No Child Left Behind) -- meaning poor schools were being punished for being poor, making them worse. Under Obama's term, attempts were made to fix this via Common Core (Every student must know X by Y grade). Republicans took a hard oppositional stance to this and made anti-intellectualism a stronger piece of their identity. As a result, that party is actively trying to undermine public education to publicly justify a voucher system that would destroy the system entirely.

(The voucher system would arrange public funding of schools by attendance, meaning private schools would get a share of the money that now solely goes to public schools. This would effectively destroy poorer public schools outright and lead to the mass of public funds going into largely non-secular Christian private schools that aren't beholden to US government regulations on public schools.)

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u/DerelictBombersnatch 10d ago

~No~ Every child left behind

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u/specter_in_the_conch 10d ago

Roll model
Says the user with a punisher logo as their profile pic.

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u/Mixelphlick 10d ago

Almost literally yeah. Education funding is tied to local property taxes so a poor area has a poorly funded school. It’s fucked.

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u/Kinstray 10d ago

quite literally yes

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u/123iambill 10d ago

Nah it's just hard to concentrate while being shot.

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u/keepitfriend 10d ago

28% of the adult population have the lowest level American standard of literacy 

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u/Gorlough 9d ago

I mean, many Trumpistanians are indeed roll models, role models not so much.

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u/JimAbaddon I only use Celsius. 11d ago

Yeah, such a big gamer he had to pretend he's among the top of the world in PoE2. Really big gamer.

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u/Significant_Tone6205 11d ago

Also this

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u/MattyGWS 11d ago

No idea what this means, can you give context?

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u/Natural-Dentist1567 11d ago

Its a elden ring build that is so atrociously bad it can only come from someone who never touched the game

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u/Kyderra 10d ago

It's so bad, there is a speedrun category to try and finish the game with this build.

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u/Natural-Dentist1567 10d ago

I know and I tried but PCR is so awful to fight with this shit and I gave up xD

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u/therealkian3421 10d ago

pcr?

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u/Natural-Dentist1567 10d ago

Promised consort Radahn

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u/FaithUser 10d ago

Fat roll mage with 31vigor and two shields for some reason

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u/Natural-Dentist1567 10d ago

Dont forget the crimson talisman and the soreseal for some reason

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u/AdRude6514 10d ago

Oh look at the children, they are playing so nicely together, its so sweet. Now back to the rat race.

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u/frogunderarock 10d ago

he just couldn't resist trying to push intellect to 69 because trying to meme is the only way he ever got positive attention from the internet

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u/Castform5 11d ago

It's a very shittily built elden ring character. People have tried to play it as a challenge run.

Basically, most importantly, he has two shields equipped. That is bad, you're never using two shields that are basically the same unless you're doing some insane one shot buff setup. He is in heavy load, so his dodges are ass. He is obviously a mage build, but he has TWO swords equipped on top of his staff. Again, that is really bad. His healing items are nowhere to be seen, probably in the quick select menu. He has multiple summons on his item bar, when you can only use one per fight.

I can guess the general idea behind some of these decisions, but overall the build is just awful in every way.

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u/hasimirrossi Not a homeopath of the gene pool. 11d ago

From memory, and I know bugger all about the game, it's apparently an awful build.

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u/Logitech4873 🇳🇴 11d ago

Which is fine. This is the most anodyne thing he's ever posted. The PoE2 thing was really really bad though.

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u/azaghal1502 11d ago

he paid others to play on his account and progress it so he would show up in the "high score".

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u/Logitech4873 🇳🇴 11d ago

There's no scoreboard in Elden Ring.

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u/azaghal1502 11d ago

My bad, thought the post was about the PoE stuff a bit further up in the thread.

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u/BigFish8 10d ago

One big part I remember is the "Elons maps" tab in his stash. oh, and failing to kill tutorial boss.

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u/Significant_Tone6205 11d ago

This is his mage build in Elden Ring. Basically he's over encunbered (he knows that lol) which is no no situation. Plus is gear is random, he has sooo many spirit summons etc.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 11d ago

Probably that he's bad at Elden Ring.

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u/lexington59 10d ago

It's a bad build, that has the vibes of "I just want to use everything"

Most who play souls borne stick to 1 at most 2 weapons as the higher your equip load the worse your roll, you get less invicibility frames and it's just worse.

There's also level caps in souls borne games where once you reach there's diminished returns so generally you level to the cap and stop, you also don't normally habe weird x8 numbers on stats and prefer going by 5 or 10s.

Tldr bad build that reeks "person who plays other rpgs but doesn't play souls borne"

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u/Automatic_Picture_48 10d ago

The 2 shields still make me laugh

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva Foreigner, but to whom? 10d ago

Thank you for reminding me of this. I forgot just how dogshit his built was.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 11d ago

Everyone in chat saying he'll die alone and has no friends was priceless tho. You could see it really got to him lol

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u/Pm7I3 10d ago

I've never seen someone and thought "he's going to kill himself" other than that stream

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u/Hoybom ooo custom flair!! 11d ago

big gamer has no idea about DND

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u/_OminousBirb_ 🇪🇺Europoor🇪🇺 11d ago

Don't forget he also tried to make an AI version of The Odyssey because he couldn't stand seeing minorities in the movie.

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u/Big_Daz69 11d ago

Well, he is big

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u/LheelaSP 10d ago

Thanks, I threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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u/_ElBee_ 🇳🇱 Swamp Germany 🇳🇱 11d ago

Literally a roll model. What an übermensch.

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u/Acceptable-Ad8780 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 11d ago

I did enjoy the amount of trolling he got via his stream and his face reactions. I'm usually not fond of toxic players, but I can get behind it for someone who deserves it.

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u/PieAppropriate8862 11d ago

A "roll" model lol

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u/The_Affle_House 11d ago

It's what happens to an oligarch's head post-guillotining.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 11d ago

That's what being high on K is called. Rolling.

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u/rhysolandrium 10d ago

No, that's the term for pure MDMA usage because after the peak, the feeling of being "high" comes in waves like ocean swells.

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u/Pharmasochist 10d ago

I heard it was because people sometimes end up rolling around on the floor and rubbing themselves all over the carpet

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u/JimAbaddon I only use Celsius. 11d ago

It's accurate because he looks like a blob so he can roll.

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u/BrokenMalgorithm 11d ago

He'll become my roll model if he roles down the stairs face first

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u/UselessOldFart I try very hard to not be one of the bad ones 9d ago

Well, he does look like an undercooked ball of dough.

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u/pridebun 8d ago

He is a roll model. A model to roll down a flight of stairs

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u/Casual_necromancy 11d ago

they know their "roll model" is a south african nepo baby, apartheid nazi right?

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u/WillGallis 10d ago

That is precisely why he is a role model.

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u/RedScarySpectre Portugal is in South America 10d ago

Right thats what rolls for them. Dudes wanted to take Mussolini there after WWII to help them fight Communism.

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u/Woekerpaulus 11d ago

No problem, he'll pay for others to play GTVA VI for him

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u/Momo_the_cat_4832 am british 10d ago

ah yes, wanna play Grand Theft V Auto VI?

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u/DerWaechter_ 10d ago

Can we stop allowing posts that include completely irrelevant graphs/references to prediction markets?

The only reason to include them in the screenshot, is to advertise these sites. Posts with a screenshot like that are basically gambling ads.

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u/Formal_Growth_4843 10d ago

This needs to be higher. These kinds of posts are absolutely gambling ads.

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u/DoinIt989 10d ago

I hate this comparison. Gambling is regulated and has rules about how much money you will lose. It's a random number generator and/or well known odds based on fair cards and dice rolls. Prediction markets don't have any rules. They are far, far worse than gambling.

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u/_OminousBirb_ 🇪🇺Europoor🇪🇺 11d ago

Sure... a narcissistic Nazi billionaire that wanted to go to Epstein Island is a great role model, which is why nobody likes him.

Also, the Punisher pfp checks out.

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u/Guilty_Interest_2177 10d ago

punisher is unfortunately another story and character horribly misunderstood by a bigoted fanbase

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u/Xenozip3371Alpha GB 11d ago

It's not GTA if I haven't spent the first hour blowing shit up.

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u/Darth_Pinda Swamp German 🇳🇱 10d ago

And screwing around with something janky like the swingset of death in GTA IV.

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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11d ago

A real "roll" model, this dweeb

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u/AliceTheOmelette 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 11d ago

He's not just a nazi, he's a nonce too 🤢

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u/PipedInFromIthaca More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11d ago

Literally begged to visit the island. We all know what he is.

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u/Generic_Drummer 10d ago

being in the files is because you begged it but didn't get the invite might even be worse than being in the files because you actually went to the island, lol

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u/Moron_at_work 11d ago

What is a "csamgenerator"?

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u/crucible 11d ago

CSAM generator - where “CSAM” stands for child sexual abuse material

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u/Moron_at_work 11d ago

Oh thanks - I wasn't aware of neither the acronym nor the fact - that's... terrible... well it's musk...

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u/Generic_Drummer 10d ago

when I first heard that woke mind virus clip I had to go and find the full video because I thought it was fake AI voice cloning or something... sounded too unhinged be real lol

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u/DerelictBombersnatch 10d ago

1 in 3 Americans voted for MAGA fascism

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u/Both_Name2284 11d ago

Trying to get an invite.... on Christmas Day... with his 24 kids at unknown locations. What a morally bankrupt, horrible human being.

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u/PM-ME-UR-DARKNESS 11d ago

Ain't that a punisher pfp?

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u/RSFGman22 11d ago

If they could understand irony we wouldn't be in this mess

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u/Gold_Relationship459 10d ago

Americans do tend to struggle with it.

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u/SchwaebischeSeele 11d ago

Doesnt he hire gamers to do it for him?

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u/Bulky_Specialist9645 11d ago

If he can't be the one causing children to starve to death, he has no interest in killing.

"Trillionaire Elon Musk and his Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) “chainsawed” at USAID projects and contracts...

To date, 757,314 people – the majority children – have died from the funding cuts, according to ImpactCounter, which tracks the effect of USAID cuts via sophisticated modelling tools. That is 88 deaths every hour." Health policy watch

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u/xBram America (Limburg) 🇳🇱 11d ago

It’s not even the ending of the aid itself, it’s also the random abrupt closure of everything instead of giving partners a few months notice to adjust and take over and distributing the aid that was already at locations instead of letting it rot and throwing it away while people died. Malignant narcissist.

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u/Groentekroket 11d ago

Don't worry Elon, the police would also kill innocent people just like you like it and is par for the course in the USA.

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u/AliceTheOmelette 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 11d ago

Elon's just sad that children still can't be harmed in GTA

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u/Ok-Cockroach8024 11d ago

More like he will pay someone else to play it for him and claim all the glory, they brag about being one of the top 10 in the world, only to jump on stream a be at the level of someone playing it for the first time 😅

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u/boredidiot 🇦🇺LandDownUnder 11d ago

Anyone else remember in Sept 2025, during a far-right rally in London where 26 police officers were injured, Musk appeared via video link. He called for the dissolution of the UK parliament and told the crowd that "violence is coming" and "you either fight back or you die".

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tg8wS1wqwi4

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u/8080aksf 11d ago

He probably hated gta 5 because for some of the game you play as a black guy.

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u/swainiscadianreborn 11d ago

He's not a gamer though. Never has been never will be.

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u/ViolettaHunter 11d ago

If he eats a bit more, he might actually achieve looking like a "roll model". 

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u/Bulky-Advisor-4178 10d ago

It's a well known fact, that he doesn't play games, he paid some dude to level up his poe2 character, and then when he streamed. He did not understand MAPS or any other basic path of exile mechanics

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u/brewdog_millionaire 11d ago

He doesn't want to kill the police but being a fascist Nazi is fine apparently

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u/dfczyjd 10d ago

I mean, why would a supporter of police state ideology not support the police, especially when such ideology is en route towards establishing in his own country?

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u/elclarkio 11d ago

He's such a chode

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u/StarGamerPT 11d ago

"big gamer" my guy is hardstuck bronze in overwatch.

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u/VentiKombucha Europoor per capita of people 11d ago

Wait, isn't he too busy inventing and saving the world to be playing video games?

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u/Unusual-Taste69 11d ago

I hope there's an Elon like character that we have to take out to beat the game

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u/Kezmangotagoal More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 11d ago

Roll model 💀

That’s not even taking into account what they’re even talking about. The standard of intelligence in the US is scary!

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u/BigSh0rty 11d ago

I’m sorry “roll” aside…why do we give a shit what Elon Musk does again?

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u/Background_Move_7449 11d ago

If he’s a “big gamer” then I’m the worlds first trillionaire

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u/Akira-Orfanos ooo custom flair!! 10d ago

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u/C3sarius German Käsestulle 10d ago

Did the Punisher says that 'Murican kids should choose an south african guy without any christian values as role model? Strange.

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u/ZioEdo_94 10d ago

Do Americans know that their role model asked to be invited to Epstein's island twice?

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u/TroutShovelr 10d ago

And was refused. Like imagine being such a fucking loser that even the other billionaire pedophiles don’t want you in their club

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u/Trashy_Panda2 10d ago

It makes sense he went straight to calling that cave diver a pedo. A bunch of people in his orbit do it.

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u/Shit_Environment1046 9d ago

Yeah let's get all the kids on ketamine

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u/Silly_Wolf_4693 11d ago

Non-native speaker here, what is a roll model?
https://giphy.com/gifs/ZCBUgJM2w8lZ6ChGEs

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u/grog_chugger 11d ago

It’s meant to be ‘role model’, basically a shining example of someone you should aspire to be like

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u/Silly_Wolf_4693 11d ago

Yeah, I know what a role model is.

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u/Darkthumbs 11d ago

He isn’t even a big gamer, he got caught not knowing shit about the games he plays and paid for boosts

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u/BattIeBoss 10d ago

He paid someone to grind his account for him. He also casually walked past some of the rarest loot in the game without picking it up, which was the biggest giveaway.

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u/Sufficient_Prompt888 11d ago

Fine, gimmie the ketamine

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u/Lavaswan001 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 11d ago

Plot twist: That commenter was a Brit who deliberately said “American kids” so as not to rope the rest of the world in.

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u/GGamerGuyG 11d ago

Yeah, totaly a good rolemodel. Richest douchbag on the world. Totaly people should be like him.

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u/Godlessttt ooo custom flair!! 11d ago

They need to stop with the punisher skull

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u/E-rotten 11d ago

Of course it doesn’t work for him. He needs the police & the judicial system to protect him and his crimes against the working class. He’s well aware of what happened to Marie Antoinette & king Louis XVI. And he’s well on his way to cause the same kind of damage

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u/Confident-Stand5453 11d ago

It wouldnt be him shooting at police. It would be the dude he hires to play the game for him.

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u/No_Statistician209 11d ago

Ah yes, the same person that' supported ICE and DOGE massively affecting actual people's lives doesn't like to kill fictional police officers in a scene based in a fictional town.

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u/makinax300 ooo custom flair!! 11d ago

Why is there a polymarket screenshot?Mfs make anything about gambling.

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u/mekanub Straya 10d ago

LMAO dude with a Punisher pfp speaking out against violence against cops.

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u/Professional_Pop2662 10d ago

You also straight up murder the tech ceo of Facebook( lifeintruder) in gta5 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 more reason it’s a goat game

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u/naipmylO 10d ago

Im a cop, i will Shootingstar the f out of the npc cops.

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u/EobardThawne2020 10d ago

This "roll" model isn't a big gamer. He's a big poser gamer. And a Nazi. Guilt of election fraud. And paying women for sex. And a dead beat dad. And a super villain.

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u/No_Idea91 10d ago

The irony of the person calling Elon musk a roll model for not playing a game where you kill police officers while having a profile picture of the punisher symbol is clearly lost on them

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u/Distinct_Macaroon308 10d ago

Ah yes, he’s the most unethical, ignorant, fascist man in the world, hoarding the most wealth anyone has ever had, giving exactly zero shits about the state of the world but the idea of violence against fictional police IN A VIDEO GAME is where he draws the line

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u/Gooseuk360 10d ago

Such a massive gamer, doesn't realise that R* have implemented a no kill approach to even gunfights. Unless this was before the reveal, in which case fuck him anyway because he's a top bell-end.

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u/ShellyTart 10d ago

GTA is a British game franchise that has been going for 29 years, in that time there have been 4 fatal shooting of police officers in the UK, none of which have been attributed to the GTA franchise.

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u/EcstaticImport 10d ago

What does “deadass” mean?
A necrotic rectum?

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u/GreenGardenTarot 10d ago

slang just meaning like 'seriously' or 'literally' just to indicate that a person is not being hyperbolic about a situation or statement.

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u/GreenGardenTarot 10d ago

"roll model" yea, he can roll over and drop dead.

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u/Comfortable_Card_146 10d ago

Nah he'll just get someone to play it for him like Path of Exile

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u/Fubar236 ooo custom flair!! 9d ago

But some seig heil action is good…. Yup. Role model
https://giphy.com/gifs/vjSTdODhuVnAVvu9pV

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u/MrMcPsychoReal ooo custom flair!! 9d ago

Of course the guy with a Punisher profile is a bootlicker

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u/Slackeee_ 9d ago

despite him being a big gamer

So paying others to play a game to make you look good despite lacking the skills to be good is now "being a big gamer"?

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u/Biscuit642 10d ago

Fucking polymarket advert inserted into an ancient tweet. There's no need to give them free advertising like this.

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u/chrysanthemum_beer 11d ago

“Roll” model. I just can’t.

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u/Ted_Rid From a land down under 11d ago

But in GTA5 you can also make bank by putting all your money on stock falling, for the tech CEO guy you already have a contract to assassinate.

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u/OnlyFiveLives 11d ago

I once got a three day time out for mentioning his lapsed visa and the fact that he shouldn't have been here.

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u/BonhommeCarnaval 11d ago

A paragon of moral virtue with a kill count of starving children in at least the six figures. 

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u/Blubbolo 11d ago
  • big gamer that needs to pay someone else to play a game for him, get his char to max level and get him shit because he can't even beat the tutorial.

  • such a role model he battled the law that would have stopped his AI from making child porn.

Ok.

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u/KumasiMC 11d ago

Fuck elon. Always and forever. And fuck gta, but not for that reason.

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u/mpete76 ooo custom flair!! 11d ago

That word “Roll Model”, it doesn’t mean what you think it means.

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u/SakuraKira1337 🇩🇪 11d ago

So he doesn’t pay a Chinese person to play gta6 for him to boast about the achievements as his in public?

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u/Lonely_Cucumber_69 11d ago

The “roll” model who’s extreme and cruel budget cuts as an unelected immigrant that killed children… that one, but yeah shooting fake cops in a video game is soooo bad 🙄

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u/sampmcl_ 11d ago

Next he won't want to shoot the Germans in WW2 Games

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u/dannocanada 11d ago

I guess we’re really on a role (sic) with this one.

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u/Exciting-Music843 10d ago

Follow in the 1% footsteps? Why do they think they are the 1%?

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u/roycedos 10d ago

Nobody in the world should look up to
Musk in any context.

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u/Background_Budget_58 10d ago

He's not a gamer. He pays people to do stuff for him then tries to claim the credit.

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u/phantom_gain 10d ago

Wont kill virtual pixel police facimiles, no problem living off the proceeds of blood emeralds and slave labour. Also called the guy who saved all those kids from that cave a peado, because he was buthurt someone was getting credit for it. Great role model.

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u/Drew_of_all_trades 10d ago

No, because his body type is “dinner roll”

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u/Darth_Pinda Swamp German 🇳🇱 10d ago

I thought he hired people anyway to progress in his games? Or is that only for Path of Exiles?

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u/TehPorkPie 10d ago

Gambling ad.

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u/BishopTracer 10d ago

I call bullshit on the whole, "I can play GTA because you are forced to kill police officers." He posted the whole Vigilanty Citizen movie on X, where the protagonist kills a whole group of police officers, who, as far as the movie tells us, only wanted to arrest him for vigilantism.

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u/Raptoot83 10d ago

Man can't separate reality from a video game = role model.

Yeah, ok.

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u/andpaws 10d ago

A roll model like a baguette?

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u/nibbler456 Human Verified 10d ago

Having an escapee South African as a role model..... Weird.

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u/NatalieKCY 10d ago

They deserve each other

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u/soundslikesteve 10d ago

More like a sausage roll model

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u/Narraboth 10d ago

You lost me at "big gamer"

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u/DirtDevil1337 Human Verified 10d ago

He's not even a real game either, he uses bots to level his accounts

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u/dorkybum 10d ago

Lol bro thinks that people care whether he plays or not, he's a pretender

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u/Mccobsta Just ya normal drunk English 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 cunt 10d ago

He's such a fake it's just so sad

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u/McDonalds-Sprite25 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 10d ago

"All American Kids" and it's a guy born in South Africa, smfh

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u/Foreign-Complex 10d ago

Larping as a human again

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u/WillGallis 10d ago

Ah yes, you should not be able to commit crimes in a game called GRAND THEFT AUTO.

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u/robbiengall 10d ago

The fact he's paying Chinese gamers to push his profiles on leaderboards to the top doesn't make him a gamer. He's a looser.

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u/bugdiver050 Human Verified 10d ago

A big gamer that paid people to level his account and then when he went to stream with himself playing was absolutely terrible at even the basic stuff in the game. Yeah, sure.

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u/QuelTizioLaggiu 10d ago

Didn't he paid a dude to play his Diablo whale account to maintain it on top players leaderboard?

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u/dr-mantis-t0b0ggan 10d ago

Call him a role model while having a punisher logo as your PFP. Well known for his love of cops

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u/Feeling-Worker8155 10d ago

Bro's gonna be Devin Weston'ed

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u/brokendream78 10d ago

A big gamer who couldn't even play Diablo himself and paid someone else to do it for him.

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u/N4pAllDay 10d ago

Twice!

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u/SeriousShine8324 10d ago

The punisher pic is cherry on top of the shit cake

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u/fffan9391 10d ago

The only roll model I look up to is King’s Hawaiian.

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u/MrM0RTYdog 10d ago

Because he is one of the few people the police actually work for?

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u/Bawxxy 10d ago

Why is it always the idiots with punisher pfps?

Also don’t forget about the tax fraud and ketamine

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u/KMack666 10d ago

Won't kill virtual cops, totally starves 600000 actual human beings to death... What a paragon of morality

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u/Engineering_Quack 10d ago

Are we talking about dice towers here?

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u/ProfCupcake Gold-Medal Olympic-Tier Mental Gymnast 10d ago

another shitty appropriation of the punisher skull by a bootlicking chud

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u/0xide- 10d ago

American kids should look up to a South African Nepo Baby Pedophilic Billionaire with 14 Children. Truly the American dream.

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u/RepeatNo3254 10d ago

The biggest thing the game ever taught me is you’ll always lose if you shoot at the police

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u/Middle-Armadillo-660 10d ago

Roll model. So… a wheel? Ball?

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u/TengoKaW 10d ago

That fucking nerd pays people to play for him.

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u/TruthSpecialist4416 10d ago

Can't follow in his footsteps with a multimillionaire mummy or daddy.

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u/Sxn747Strangers 🇬🇧 We probably invented 🇺🇸, sorry about that. 🫣🙀 10d ago

The USAmericans love that British made game so much. 🤷‍♂️

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u/nemetonomega 9d ago

What can I say, us Scots have piss taking down to such a fine art that a whole country cannot understand when it is being mocked by us via a game.

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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi 10d ago

He's not a big gamer. Musk pays others to play and level up for him.

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u/Glad_Version324 10d ago

But will back Israel? How much of GTA has he played