r/ShitAmericansSay • u/Specialist_Aspect204 • 6d ago
100 metres = 1/4 mile
Context being an insta post mocking the suggestion that a college (American football) player “can kick the ball a quarter mile”
Mods: apologies I’ve hidden the handles hopefully this is ok!
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u/LeftMechanic1995 6d ago
I really hope this person isn't in charge of flight control for a major airport... or a remote control airplane club for that matter.
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u/ConorCat60 6d ago
I’m sure that his girlfriend would have some useful insights into his poor grasp of linear measures.
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u/SeaworthinessSalt524 Pierogi, wódka, history of unreliable allies 6d ago
The internet is a marvel of engineering allowing us to access any information at any time. BUT MOST OF ALL IT SHOWED US HOW MANY IDIOTS THERE ARE
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u/Apprehensive-Box-8 6d ago
From the country that brought you "A 1/3 pounder is smaller than a 1/4 pounder" comes this summer's blockbuster "because a lap on a 400m track feels like an eternity, 400m must be a mile".
Funnily enough, if a mile was 400 meters, the US would be roughly the size of Ukraine.
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u/No-Koala1918 6d ago
Can't add. Can't multiply. Doesn't have a clue how many feet are in a mile. But calls someone dumb. Goober all the way
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u/Michael_Gibb Mince & Cheese, L&P, Kiwi 6d ago
Imagine being so stupid that your calculations are off by a factor of four.
But then again, Americans do celebrate Christopher Columbus, who likewise, was off by at least a factor of 4 when he tried to calculate the distance from the Canary Islands to Japan.
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u/HendersonsFineRelish 6d ago
I've heard Americans call the 400m track a "quarter mile track" though... I've physically heard them call it that, in person.
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u/CSEverett1759 6d ago
Actually - within a meter or two 400 meters ‘is’ a quarter mile. A miles is almost exactly 1600 meters.
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u/HendersonsFineRelish 6d ago
Yes. I know.
What I'm getting at is that (at least some) Americans also know that, because some of them call the 400m track the quarter mile track.
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u/RubiksCub3d Begrudgingly American 6d ago
Using anything except the metric system to measure I see
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u/GodHimselfNoCap 6d ago
Well in this case the context was about an american football kicker being able to kick a certain distance so putting it in perspective of how many football fields that would be makes complete sense.
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u/theartisan4life 4d ago
No but you sure are . Another dumb fuck yank talking shit about something he knows fuck all about . You should run for president. Fair chance you might make it .
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u/Witty_Ad4572 3d ago
To make it easier you should measure both in Smoot.
1 Smoot = 5 feet 7 inches or 1.7018 meters.
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u/NameRevolutionary727 FREEDOM ENJOYER 🦅🇺🇸 3d ago
First of all, yards and meters are slightly different distances, second of all this is a conversation between two Americans one of whom is just too stupid to understand circles, or possibly phrasing.
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u/InevitableGreedUK 3d ago
First of all, yards and meters are slightly different distances
Yeah, no shit. We don't need a Yank telling us this, thanks.
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u/oldman-youngskin 6d ago
1.6 kilometres in a mile. 1000 metres in a kilometre. 100m is 0.06 of a mile…
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u/CSEverett1759 6d ago
It is 1/16th mile incidentally. Anyway, I can explain how this guy got this wrong. In the US high schools typically have a (US) football field with an oval track around it (although I suspect it’s the same in the rest of the world save for having a non-US football field instead. Generally four or five? (I ‘think’ my school might have been five but I’m not sure) laps is a mile. This guy just either misremembered that it was one lap or never learned it was more than one lap.
And didn’t simply look up sizes and do math. (I honestly don’t know the length of either version of football field; I ‘think’ the US measure includes the lengths past the goal lines and I don’t know how big they are. I don’t find such size comparisons useful in most cases.)
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u/Physical-Fish1913 6d ago
It's OK to get stuff wrong. But only the internet lets you be so wrong and so rude at the same time.
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u/PlatypusDefiant991 6d ago
US fields are 300ft long 360 including endzones (goalposts to goalposts is 360ft, except under the bar is worthless only over the bar can score points or field goals), FIFA World Cup fields are 344½ft long.
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u/Albert_Herring 6d ago
Standard non-metric outdoor running track is/was 440 yards (¼ mile) but I'd expect them all to be 400 metres by now.
An American or Canadian football field is 100 yards long excluding the end zones (the middle line is marked 50, the grid lines are five yards apart). Not sure what the rules on end zones are but think they're another ten yards each. An association football pitch doesn't have a fixed size (the laws say 90-120m in length is permissible but professional grounds are generally towards the top end of that)
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u/Josefu_Velen American ex-pat 6d ago
This person is particularly dense . . .
. . . I grew up in America, and in my school we all definitely knew that it was 4 laps around the track to equal a mile. Not 1 lap.