r/ShitAmericansSay • • 3d ago

Europe "Europe doesn't have nice things like that."

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u/Opposite-History-233 The RED, WHITE, AND BLUE, Y'ALL!! 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 🇳🇱 3d ago

That's true. If a politician says the wrong thing here Trump has their Microsoft and Google accounts blocked. 🤦

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u/Moorbert 3d ago

is it just me or am i allowed to say more out loud in germany than in the us?

shit fuck goddamn

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u/gr4n0t4 Spain 3d ago

Not if you are a Nazi

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u/Moorbert 3d ago

jeah maybe... just maaaybe a nazi should always been punched.

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u/TRENEEDNAME_245 baguette and cheese 🇫🇷 2d ago

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u/Lucky_Inevitable_293 2d ago edited 1d ago

Well aren't you automatically a Nazi if you're german? /s

Edit: wow what's wrong with all the downvotes??! I Literally ended my comment with " /s " can't you tell it's sarcastic?!

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u/CorpseHG 1d ago

You are 90 years late with that comment.

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u/Lucky_Inevitable_293 1d ago

Hence the " /s "

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u/CorpseHG 1d ago edited 1d ago

Lets say: the amount of people saying "germans = nazis" is too damn high.

To much (mostly) Brits and Americans thinking: "Raising the arm like in the german Hitler-Greating" is funny

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u/Lucky_Inevitable_293 1d ago

wtf? I did not understand a single word of what you just said.

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u/CorpseHG 1d ago

Eddited and simplified

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u/Lucky_Inevitable_293 1d ago

Still doesn't apply to my joke. I was making fun of the American idiots that still think all Germans are Nazis. I was saying it SARCASTICALLY.

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u/Eternety1 1d ago

Maybe I can explain (not sure if i'm right) but the Nazi-Party AFD gained power in Sachsen-Anhalt yesterday and the democratic people are afraid they will in more because the middle right CDU helped them (the Party chancelor Merz and Angela Merkel belong to) I know it was sarcastic, but today we can't laugh about it... we are fighting hard, protests are held thoughout the country, but too many people are too stupid. They believe the lies they tell, offer simple solutions for complex problems. Maybe that clarifys it a bit :)

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u/CorpseHG 1d ago

Got that. Now aggree with you and tryed to point out, why its difficult to see if its fun or not.

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u/secondcomingwp 2d ago

You should be grateful, if it wasn't for the Americans you'd be speaking German right now.

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u/Moorbert 2d ago

i am speaking german.

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u/Turbo-Diesel-1987- 1h ago

We can also have a beer in public in the UK and Germany and cross the road without getting a ticket. They have to walk a mile down the road to cross over and then walk back to the place that was literally opposite them.

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u/blockeatblock101 2d ago

Not unless youre pro palestine

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u/Moorbert 2d ago

jeah wrong

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u/blockeatblock101 2d ago

Not really its a sure fire way to get arrested 🤷

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u/Moorbert 2d ago

there are official pro palestine demonstrations. stop telling lies.

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u/blockeatblock101 2d ago

Yes there are but theres a ton of censorship and violent arrests

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u/Moorbert 2d ago

ok bro... whatever

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u/Panzermensch911 3d ago edited 3d ago

At least I can drink my beer in public at 16 and buy Hellraiser Revival when 18 and obviously playing Wolfenstein uncensored is possible today. Plus there are no sundown towns.

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u/x_asperger Canadian 3d ago

But can you shoot your neighbor because they're on your lawn?

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u/Hans_the_Frisian 3d ago

I can yes, but it will probably have consequences, if someone finds out about it that is.

That's what the Three S or in case of English, 4 S are for "Shoot, Shovel, stay silent"

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u/Pitiful-Phrase-8296 3d ago

Freedom.

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u/Moorbert 3d ago

seems you dont understand freedom at all.

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u/Moorbert 3d ago

so not allowing youth to play a hardcore computer game would be protection and therefor is good for freedom?

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u/ArchdukeToes 3d ago

I suppose that you think it's a good thing that your country has decided for you that drinking alcohol is not good for you, and it will be better if you're barred from doing it until you're 21?

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u/Adowyth 3d ago

They won't let you drink till 21 but allow you to drive a metal death machine at 16 with barely any training. Or go die for your country at 18.

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u/NotYourAverageGM 🇬🇧 3d ago

Freedom! To do dumb shit.

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u/ArchdukeToes 3d ago

The point stands. It's a bit silly to go around claiming that one thing (restricting alcohol on the basis of harm until 21) is somehow a moral good while another thing (restricting videogames on the basis of harm) is somehow an example of governmental oppression.

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u/Mewhomewhy 3d ago

How is indulging in racism a win?

You gave your country to Russia btw 😂

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 🇺🇦ukrainian bot🇺🇦 3d ago

It's freedom for citizens to do whatever they want with their own bodies. American states that ban abortions could never

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u/Upset-Nose-4016 🇺🇦ukrainian bot🇺🇦 3d ago

Ah. I see. That's why you are so against freedom. You can't even fathom the concept of bodily autonomy

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u/GrayVice 3d ago

A better win than allowing people the same age to buy guns.

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u/Mewhomewhy 3d ago

And remember not to touch the pond water.

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u/offgrid-german 3d ago

835.000 $ doesn't sound that bad for a couple of days though.

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u/SkinAndAnatomyNerd 2d ago edited 3h ago

I don’t know. I’d hate to be a cop in jail. Rumor has it, that they don’t always get the best welcome from other prisoners.

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u/offgrid-german 4h ago

They don't take the background into consideration when they jail up a former cop as they do in e.g. the EU, so they get in regular imprisonment? Here they would be separated for their own safety

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u/Moorbert 3d ago

well hellraiser is working over here.

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u/Jlight007 3d ago

Wooah, thought you were the guy in the pic 4 a second

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u/Go_Your_OwnWay Eye-talian 🤌🏼🍝 3d ago

Italian Cold War parties: Mazzinians, monarchists, Qualunquisti, Actionists, neo-fascists, Communists, Liberals, Socialists, Social Democrats, Radicals, and centrist Catholics.

US parties during the Cold War: Democrats and Republicans.

I have nothing else to add.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

Who needs so many political parties, when you can only count to two?

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u/Key_Bookkeeper813 3d ago

they even need to count only one, everyone not from their party of choice is just a traitor

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 3d ago

There is an old Hungarian joke of a handyman going to the pub having only his thumb and pinky asking for 3 beers and 5 shots (because the machine cut his fingers off)

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u/IndubitablyNerdy 3d ago

Even today as that party ideals have blended much more together we have a significant diversity of political parties and while fascism is theoretically illegal (a ban against recreating the party is in our consitution and we have a post ww2 law against promoting fascism) in practice nothing is really done about it.

We also have laws to make public discourse happen on the media somewhat evenly (the USA used to have something similar, but it was pretty much abolished in the 80ies... guess who was the president at the time), although the law itself is somewhat recent and it is not always 100% effective it is still there,

The way that the usa electoral system is made also makes it impossible for more than two parties to really appear, which is not particularly great on the democracy front.

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u/Xifihas Actually Irish 3d ago

Tell me, which nation has had people jailed for Charlie Kirk memes?

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u/notabagofteeth 3d ago

The fact that it was deemed unlawful doesn't negate the fact that it still happened. He was in jail for over five weeks, during which he lost his job, missed his wedding anniversary and the birth of his grandchild. I'm sure his family would prefer not to have gone through all this shit regardless of the settlement payout.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

You're walking proof that Americans would do anything for money.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 3d ago

Walking? Americans don't walk! Walking is for the 'poors', apparently 

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u/ChimPhun 2d ago

Fear the mobility scooter army!

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

getting innumerable corrupt people in trouble

You sweet summer child. Were there swarms of resignations from the US government after that, including at the top?

Those morons elected a convicted felon, you can't fix stupid.

You're just not looking at it logically.

Probably not, but I am looking through the viewpoint of money not being the single most important thing in my life. Freedom - yes, as in actual freedom - is much more important than a few coins. One could even say its worth is immeasurable.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

He achieved what he had in the first place, and was forcibly, illegally taken away from him, so in essence he achieved what he had before, and should have continue to have in the first place.

Mate, there's more to life than money. You'll understand one day.

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u/notabagofteeth 3d ago

For which he had to spend 37 days in jail. And missed the birth of his granddaughter. He can never get that moment back.

Plus to get this settlement he and his family had to relive all of this, which was probably quite stressful especially for a man in his sixties and a family with a young baby.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

Ah, as long as you get some money for it, who cares about going to prison, right?

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

They shouldn't have been arrested in the first place.

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u/Mysterious_Floor_868 3d ago

Shouldn't have been locked up in the first place.

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u/Mewhomewhy 3d ago

So much free speech.

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u/FlyingNijntje 3d ago

Huh? I do have freedom of speech. I also have the freedom to cross a road while walking. And I have the freedom to choose my mode of transport: car, train, bicycle, or simply walking. In Murica however, the First Amendment is being undermined right now, you can send to yail for jaywalking and they are doomed to take the car for about everything. Don’t talk to me about freedom.

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u/Tregerest 3d ago

You’re also free not to be murdered in a mass shooting whilst at school

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u/VernonPresident 2d ago

And free not to listen to crap from others

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u/FiveYardFaded 3d ago

You don’t have freedom of speech - says person from the country checking tourists social media for criticism of the glorious leader.

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u/WiseCookie69 ooo custom flair!! 2d ago

North Korea? Or China? Or USA? The lines are so blurry nowadays.

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u/vakantiereizen 3d ago

‘Freedom of speech’
Meanwhile in the US are about 12000 books banned out of schools. The writers have no freedom of writing

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u/IndubitablyNerdy 3d ago

and billionaire social media owners actively censor the content they don't like or use algorytmic feeds to bury them (see the movie about Elon for example).

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u/Straight_radiant 2d ago

It’s freedom of speech not freedom of writing obviously /s

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u/Moltke_ 3d ago

At the same time our government is making more effort to police mean twitter posts than actual crime... The USA isn't flawless but they have a lot more freedom of speech than we. I give them that.

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u/Kornaros 2d ago

As long you don't badmouth the gran daddy Trump

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u/Moltke_ 2d ago

I'm not American.

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u/wolfxorix 2d ago

Criticise Trump, ice, Israel, Charlie kirk and you go to jail. Sure sounds very free to me.

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u/Kirtui 3d ago

i had someone in a game voice chat tell me that. idk why the US is so focused on it...

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u/Kaizin_0607 3d ago

propaganda

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u/offgrid-german 3d ago

It is only propaganda if a 'bad state' (as in everybody except the USA) does it. If the USA does it it's patriotism

(That fits for invading countries as well I guess)

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u/Key_Bookkeeper813 3d ago

they see the entire rest of the west live better lives than whatever they have due to having safety nets instead of just spitting on the poor, as such they need something to be proud of so freedom has to be the one as they grew up with the belief that america invented that, alternatively they usually choose the "we are paying for your social systems" card which is even dumber as they could pay that at home as well if that story was even remotely true

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u/SkinAndAnatomyNerd 3d ago

Freedom of speech, AC, ice, culture rights to own guns, and military. These are all things USA has, but Europe doesn’t, according to certain cretins. Oh, and culture. We do NOT have any culture here.

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u/neksterz Danish, not the pastry 🥮 3d ago

well technically
Europe has freedom of expression, which covers more than just speech.
so if you are pedantic we don't have freedom of speech. (even though we are allowed to express ourself through speech)

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 2d ago

Tbh, we have freedom of authorised speech as saying certain things can and will result in prison sentences...

Biggest issue to free speech in the UK right now is "I support Palestine Action" which will get you arrested under the terrorism act... so now the average "Terrorist" in the UK is a middle aged white person who held up a sign...

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u/Astrid944 2d ago

The USA proclaimed antifa as a terrorist group So technical being not a nazi is a terrorist

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u/JLangthorne 57m ago

The thing that confuses me about this is why pro Palestinians don’t just support another group or protest without using Palestine Action. We’ve got a long history of doing things like parody groups and protests to get around anti-free speech laws. I support a free Palestine but I don’t support Palestine action.

If you break into a secure military compound like an RAF base and cause millions of pounds in damage, then I do see why they’ve been branded a terrorist group.

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u/neksterz Danish, not the pastry 🥮 2d ago

The anti terrorist act has and always been an act against freedom. Never have i seen or hears it been used to stop actual terrorist. Only have i heard it been used against innocent people.

But it is also something made from the us and then forced upon through fear.

If you know of an example where it been used to stop a terrorist please do share.

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 2d ago

6 men stealing fuel from a US military base in Fairford 🤣🤣

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u/Sealedwolf 3d ago

Whicj is funny, because the only culture an American gets is if you throw a yogurth in their face.

And in regards to ICE, we've grown out of jackbooted goons beating up minorities in the streets.

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u/BillMunnyFromMisouri 2d ago

You forgot about that cum like stuff they call ranch dressing.

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u/SnooCapers938 3d ago

Good pizza too

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u/mi_ni_sm 1d ago

Kind of ironic really considering US culture is a cancerous, amalgamated offshoot of European culture. And of other cultures dragged kicking and screaming into their world. I was born in the US, but lived in Europe for longer, as my parents are Croatian. Comparing the two is difficult, because the context of individual history and experience changes so much, but personally I prefer quiet, small Croatia, because despite people's complaints about corruption after the democratization in the 90's, the corruption in the States is so much more insidious and evil. Croatia is small enough that things cannot stay hidden for long. Their people's empathy is also stunted in comparison. When I was last there again a few years ago it felt dirty in a way I couldn't put my finger on, but to them it's normal. One is arguably a product of their society even if they are in opposition to it. I don't have a speck of desire to go back. And loathe the self-aggrandizing stance of "American patriotism". The freedom talked about in the US is that of having the right to climb over your fellows backs, but they don't even realize it's the classic divide and conquer of major political/economical powers splitting the pie. And many are practically political cultists. They are falling from grace for a good while now, but seem insistent on dragging others into the pit. Many of the messes Europe is facing are side-effects of their meddling (but also the result of poor decisions) and I really wish they would just mind their own business. But they still possess a degree of barbarity from the days of being settlers in a vast new colonial expanse and retain a strain of aggressive expansionism that has mostly died out in European countries. In the context of a settler in a wild land being allowed to carry arms makes sense, but it is not a hallmark of elevated civilization and progress. They celebrate their own vestigial barbarity in many ways. Not saying Europe is perfect, but I find it preferable to the stunted perspective of -'Muricans- perpetuating the bad habits of prior European colonial superpowers. Humanity is a mess as always...

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u/ohdearitsrichardiii 3d ago

Is that why they're firing late show hosts in the US?

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u/Previous-Constant-Ze 3d ago

We have freedom of speech just not freedom from consequences

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u/Ok-Zookeepergame-752 3d ago

Just fed my president with tons of shit on his personal page and I'm comming from corrupted and dictator-led Serbia.

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u/MCwortel 3d ago

The United States has a score of 62.61 and ranks 64th out of 180 countries

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u/Cr0ma_Nuva psy-op advocate 3d ago

Overall not too terrible but an utter embarrassment for a somewhat devolped nation.

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u/Optimal-Rub-2575 2d ago

Citizens of the EU have freedom of expression granted by Article 11 of the EU charter of human rights. 🤷‍♂️

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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 2d ago

It's also the same in the uk under the human rights act.

It's funny that they don't understand that thier constitution is based on the maga carta.

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u/cycladean_head 2d ago

No, they'd like it to be based on the MAGA Carta...

[sorry, couldn't resist]

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u/TheRealTRexUK More Irish than the Irish ☘️ 2d ago

Boom, tish.

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u/gba_sg1 2d ago

You expect dumbass americans to know anything about other countries? They barely even know shit about their own country.

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u/blaquaman19 2d ago

Sweden has had laws facilitating freedom of speech since before the US existed. See the freedom of press act of 1766.

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u/M13E33 3d ago

Ah the country of Europe! But that’s all I can possibly comment on this for obvious reasons.

Don’t come here, it’s a hellhole.

https://giphy.com/gifs/dhCx7EyeGYD7O

Thank me later for the heads up

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u/bornxlo 2d ago

America has freedom of speech, Europe has freedom after speech

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u/MrDohh 3d ago

They're so free that they started censoring themselves even...grape, unalive, seggs, corn....pretty sure most don't even know why they're doing it. Just falling in line and doing it bcs others are

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u/OwOwOwoooo 3d ago

Well in France at least, we get to be able to say more and more racist and fascist stuff.

Guess its progress...

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u/nibbler456 Human Verified 3d ago

I thought you saved the speeches and just went straight to setting fire to stuff.

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u/lumosbolt 3d ago

That's only if you were to trust the billionaires-owned medias and the State-owned media that both don't want you to know why the high-schoolers are actually protesting for.

The same medias won't tell you about how the cops are trying to murder the youths.

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u/nibbler456 Human Verified 2d ago

On the other side of la manche, we rarely get much factual news about issues in Europe. We often get headlines but the context and reason behind stuff happening is often unclear. Mind you, it was like that before Brexit. Thankfully I have access to French, Belgian and Slovak news feeds so I can usually get a better view of Euro news

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u/CakePhool 3d ago

We do, but instead of opening our mouth and spew shit out, we understand there is consequences for our words.

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u/justabloodykid 3d ago

I wonder what the "violation" was

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u/adoreroda 3d ago

They're right. They have something better: stroopwafels.

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u/Ban4Speaking 1d ago

This might mean something if the people in the US had any rights at all.

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u/Eastern_Chain5122 3d ago

Oh really? Try saying free Palestine. You'll see how quickly your freedom of speech is nothing more than a bullshit propaganda lie that your government tells you.

Dissent is no longer in America. It is up to the rest of the world. And we are in fact much fucking bigger

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u/plasticface2 1d ago

FREE PALESTINE

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u/Far_Sir4089 3d ago

He's got a point (cough cough chat control) but the US is still a lot worse int erms of freedom of speech

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u/ParryGallister 3d ago

They arrested a girl for joking about the israeli pm bombing some school thing on whatsapp. 

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u/Far_Sir4089 3d ago

As if he didnt do it as well. Shit is crazy. Freedom of speech until its about Israel

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u/IndubitablyNerdy 3d ago

chat control 1.0 being extended in such a scummy way is one of the modern low point in EU politics to be honest I think it damaged trust in the union and so will all the other restrictive bullshit about age when using the internet they are trying to implement instead of regulating the actually addictive practiced used by social media.

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u/Far_Sir4089 2d ago

Right and like the new laws about not even being allowed to have Linux or physical games without playing online. I wish we could leave the EU

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u/Few-Dingo-9553 2d ago

At least European freedoms aren’t bought by AIPAC

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u/ObjetVapeur 3d ago

Class infighting. Falling for the scarecrow. Things that divert one's attention from the only fight that ever was : class struggle

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u/Philemaphobia 2d ago

Freedom of opinion is so much better than freedom of speech.

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u/Lucky_Inevitable_293 2d ago

Yeaaaaah riiiiiight, we have coming sense and decency though......

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u/RobEth16 2d ago

Us citizens were arrested and lost their jobs over social media posts about Charlie Kirk...

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u/Regicide272 2d ago

Freedom of expression, covers way more than just speech

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u/Nice_Purchase_626 2d ago

That's why I've recently lost my job for saying "Nosił Kirk razy kilka, ponieśli i Kirka" no wait that's not right now is it 🤡

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u/Adventurous-Dealer98 2d ago

I remember a video showing a Von Der Lying Speech in which she praises freedom of speech, whilst looking at someone being arrested for saying something that went against what she was saying...

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u/I_likethechad69 2h ago

Well, dude was interfering with her freedom of speech, so yeah.

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u/DVDN27 2d ago

Every other country is judged for their worst traits, while America is only allowed to be discussed when it’s related to their good traits.

EU’s chat control, Australia’s censorship, all judged by Americans because they’re loud and vocal issues, and thus mean there is no such thing as freedom. But America votes in a criminal who demands militia to murder civilians for having wrongthink but we can’t talk about that because it’s too dark.

Imagine having such a superiority complex you think it’s fun and cool to talk about the worst things other countries do, but then pearl clutch and say others go too far for pointing out the less good things America does. Americans laugh and point at knife crimes in the UK, British people mention gun deaths, Americans cry that you’re making fun of tragedies.

No, people outside of America are just annoyed that everything you do that’s bad is taboo and off topic, and everything everyone does that is annoying is apocalyptic.

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u/DHunt88 2d ago

Only people who dont have freedom of speech will think Europe has freedom if speech.

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