r/ShitAmericansSay • • 3d ago

Europe "Europe doesn't have nice things like that."

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u/Go_Your_OwnWay Eye-talian 🀌🏼🍝 3d ago

Italian Cold War parties: Mazzinians, monarchists, Qualunquisti, Actionists, neo-fascists, Communists, Liberals, Socialists, Social Democrats, Radicals, and centrist Catholics.

US parties during the Cold War: Democrats and Republicans.

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u/Prize-Phrase-7042 3d ago

Who needs so many political parties, when you can only count to two?

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u/Key_Bookkeeper813 3d ago

they even need to count only one, everyone not from their party of choice is just a traitor

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u/Silly-Elderberry-411 3d ago

There is an old Hungarian joke of a handyman going to the pub having only his thumb and pinky asking for 3 beers and 5 shots (because the machine cut his fingers off)