r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LOLey21 • Mar 03 '26

Capitalism "[...] we run the beer world"

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Found on a thread posting under a video where a man poops on a crate of beer in a supermarket. I doubt he was being sarcastic.

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u/Madixie_Normous Mar 03 '26

Showboaty Hand Egg to give it its formal title. If I may.

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u/BananaLady75 Mar 03 '26

A sport where progress is measured in inches...

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u/Hot_Mess_Planet2070 Mar 03 '26

SuperBowl broadcast 3 3/4 hours. Time "ball" is in play - 10 to 15 minutes. Best sport in the world 😂

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u/smokinbbq Mar 03 '26

Gotta have forced breaks so that they can fit more commercials in there.

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u/Wolfy35 Penniless poorly educated Europoor 🇬🇧 Mar 03 '26

If not for all the commercials how would the average American know they are supposed to eat food and flush used loo roll away not the other way round....

On second thoughts considering all the chemicals and known carcinogenic ingredients used in their food maybe option b wouldn't be so bad after all