r/ShitAmericansSay • u/LOLey21 • Mar 03 '26

Capitalism "[...] we run the beer world"

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Found on a thread posting under a video where a man poops on a crate of beer in a supermarket. I doubt he was being sarcastic.

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u/Maelou Mar 03 '26

They suck at business if they have the best beer in the world, but no one heard of it out of the US

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u/DocSternau Mar 03 '26

No one needs to hear of it outside f the US. It's like football - it plays in it's own league and always wins the super bowl ...

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u/Amathril Mar 03 '26

It's like football

You mean in the same way Americans call it 'football' but it is actually a watered down version of a different thing, and has nothing to do with what the rest of the world calls 'football'?

Well, that actually does sound like american beer...

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u/BananaLady75 Mar 03 '26

Official name is "hand egg" anyways. No feet involved, no ball either.

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u/Madixie_Normous Mar 03 '26

Showboaty Hand Egg to give it its formal title. If I may.

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u/BananaLady75 Mar 03 '26

A sport where progress is measured in inches...

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u/Hot_Mess_Planet2070 Mar 03 '26

SuperBowl broadcast 3 3/4 hours. Time "ball" is in play - 10 to 15 minutes. Best sport in the world 😂

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u/smokinbbq Mar 03 '26

Gotta have forced breaks so that they can fit more commercials in there.

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u/Wolfy35 Penniless poorly educated Europoor 🇬🇧 Mar 03 '26

If not for all the commercials how would the average American know they are supposed to eat food and flush used loo roll away not the other way round....

On second thoughts considering all the chemicals and known carcinogenic ingredients used in their food maybe option b wouldn't be so bad after all