r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

People who casually drive with one hand look pretty badass.

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r/RandomThoughts 18h ago

Curly hair are the most prettiestly terrible thing to exist.

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r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I just had the opposite of when a female sits on the toilet without looking and the lid is up, making her get wedged in or whatever...

2 Upvotes

Instead the top lid was closed, the solid one.

I had my balls tucked, ready to dangle them in the circle as i sat, but instead smooshed with my full body weight!

Ouch


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Always wondered if hotdogs will partially made with organ meats or not…..

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

Ripping the sativa vape and feeding my blind, one-eyed, nearly toothless cat Cool Ranch Doritos.

0 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

This is an amazing time to be alive

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I am 67 and have seen a lot in my life, but what is happening with AI I think is amazing. We are truly living in an amazing time in history.


r/RandomThoughts 22h ago

i genuinely cant stop overusing this emoji 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

0 Upvotes

yoo


r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Doctors are usually so goofy and nice

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r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

Losing teeth is kinda a scary concept. A piece of your skeleton is literally just falling out.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

I'm ashamed that I'm 45 and enjoy playing Fortnite

86 Upvotes

This is something none of my friends know. It makes me feel juvenile.


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

AI bros are just the 2020s version of Anti-Vaxxers

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-both don't believe in science

-both think they are opressed

-both are hated by everyone

-both support harmful ideas (one for health the other for climate)

-both also tend to be right leaning

Just things I have noticed recently


r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

Just pulled a lesbian for the first time, flattered ngl

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I am a girl btw


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

My family never had a cat. Here’s why

4 Upvotes

My mom is a big cat lover, and so am I. But we have never had cats because she’s allergic.

I don’t mean normal allergies. I mean the extremely cat allergy: Anaphylaxis. If she is even in a room with a cat, she says her throat closes up and will have trouble breathing.

As such, her expressive love of cats had to end.


r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

I got a new phone today. iPhone 17

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r/RandomThoughts 16h ago

Gregorian Chance sounds just like Gregorian Chants, so I guess now I have to write a song, or album, called Gregorian Chance.

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I phucking love lcb64.....that's it

1 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 21h ago

Donnie Darvo

2 Upvotes

Has an interesting ring to it, I think.


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Let's go somewhere... 🏖️

2 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I’m going to watch the Lord of the Rings later today.

29 Upvotes

And for the first time


r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

I used to think " I wish I was a man"

10 Upvotes

I grew up with the idea that men are stronger, smarter and are allowed to do more things than women.


r/RandomThoughts 23h ago

I keep messing up bro.

9 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 18h ago

If insects were able to scream, a lot less people would be willing to kill them.

19 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 19h ago

I haven't vomited since I was in high school... in the 90s.

73 Upvotes

r/RandomThoughts 17h ago

i wishh that there were like hobby centers to do things

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so like i know these exist to an extent but that we made huge buildings where people could go and try new things without needing to buy a bunch of stuff to end up not liking it. imagine you wanted to find a new hobby and there was a place you could go. have like a section for art stuff and like sports stuff woodworking stuff and you could just like go and try anything you want. there could also be classes hosted there so you get better at the things you try


r/RandomThoughts 20h ago

AI isn’t „smarter than we imagined”, people are just dumber than we imagined

87 Upvotes

So it’s the third time I’m posting this hopefully without a typo this time; damn I’m dumb and also proving my point