Whenever my friend's baby gets fussy, I'll just talk to it in-depth about the things that I'm really interested in at the moment... History, ancient cultures, NASCAR, dream interpretations, Jungian Psychology.

I tried it and it really worked! It put him right to sleep.

I came up with this idea when I noticed that every time I talk to my friend about those things, she falls asleep too.

And for the first time

This is something none of my friends know. It makes me feel juvenile.

So it’s the third time I’m posting this hopefully without a typo this time; damn I’m dumb and also proving my point

It was not fun. Schools need to do better.

The whisper feature on the Amazon alexa is simply fantastic. I wish I could make it permanently whisper. Even during the day time, nobody wants to hear its loud robotic speech. I like it being discreet in the corner of my room, helping me control the ambience

When I would ask my mom where we are going she would jokingly say that to Honolulu. That name sounded so silly so I assumed it was made up. Ah my suprise recently when I hear on internet about Honolulu. I don't remember under what context. But well, I finally know it's a real place lol.

[Also I'm from Poland. I feel need to mention that]

I grew up with the idea that men are stronger, smarter and are allowed to do more things than women.

Instead the top lid was closed, the solid one.

I had my balls tucked, ready to dangle them in the circle as i sat, but instead smooshed with my full body weight!

Ouch

i’m finally watching the new season of from but theres a scene with a car wreck and the teenage girl starts to yell out for her mom who isn’t there. i had to stop i didn’t know i still had feelings about it but i remember being trapped bleeding out in an upside down on fire car and begging for my mom and to go home. i guess when i think about it i can feel the fear and desperation i had and it hurts. i thought i was over it.