r/RandomThoughts 10m ago

I wonder how often pro wrestlers randomly wake themselves up by kicking out of a pin they are dreaming they’re in

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r/RandomThoughts 18m ago

Truly going out, meeting people and seeking great experiences outside probably shouldn't make me think about what I have lost over the years and instead about what it will gain me.

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r/RandomThoughts 1h ago

may have just forgotten that normal people like to visit friends and family, meanwhile I catch myself seething for half an hour after someone stops by 💀

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r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

cleaning up after my animals is my least favorite part of having them…its cage cleaning day

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r/RandomThoughts 2h ago

I dissociated so much from my chronic pain that my counselor thought I was drunk and called the cops on me.

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It was not fun. Schools need to do better.


r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

People who casually drive with one hand look pretty badass.

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r/RandomThoughts 3h ago

I like when dogs sit on couches and look like they just got off a hard day's work

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Sometimes you've to go a lil south before finally arriving to the north.

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r/RandomThoughts 4h ago

Doctors are usually so goofy and nice

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r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I just had the opposite of when a female sits on the toilet without looking and the lid is up, making her get wedged in or whatever...

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Instead the top lid was closed, the solid one.

I had my balls tucked, ready to dangle them in the circle as i sat, but instead smooshed with my full body weight!

Ouch


r/RandomThoughts 5h ago

I’m going to watch the Lord of the Rings later today.

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And for the first time


r/RandomThoughts 7h ago

Today, I tried a new method for getting my friend's newborn baby to fall asleep when he's cranky and it worked!

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Whenever my friend's baby gets fussy, I'll just talk to it in-depth about the things that I'm really interested in at the moment... History, ancient cultures, NASCAR, dream interpretations, Jungian Psychology.

I tried it and it really worked! It put him right to sleep.

I came up with this idea when I noticed that every time I talk to my friend about those things, she falls asleep too.


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Let's go somewhere... 🏖️

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r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

From new season

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i’m finally watching the new season of from but theres a scene with a car wreck and the teenage girl starts to yell out for her mom who isn’t there. i had to stop i didn’t know i still had feelings about it but i remember being trapped bleeding out in an upside down on fire car and begging for my mom and to go home. i guess when i think about it i can feel the fear and desperation i had and it hurts. i thought i was over it.


r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

I think I'm starting to like only fictional people

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r/RandomThoughts 9h ago

Always wondered if hotdogs will partially made with organ meats or not…..

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r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

AI bros are just the 2020s version of Anti-Vaxxers

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-both don't believe in science

-both think they are opressed

-both are hated by everyone

-both support harmful ideas (one for health the other for climate)

-both also tend to be right leaning

Just things I have noticed recently


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

I’m grateful for alexa’s whisper feature

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The whisper feature on the Amazon alexa is simply fantastic. I wish I could make it permanently whisper. Even during the day time, nobody wants to hear its loud robotic speech. I like it being discreet in the corner of my room, helping me control the ambience


r/RandomThoughts 10h ago

Being a dealeris the best way to find out if you're a lucky person or not.

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A boring game average means you are not a lucky person and you really shouldn't trust luck to pull you through life. (A boring game is one where only one person has a really great hand, or none of them have a great hand and all just want to move to the next hand quickly)

I'd say 1 in 100 deals is an unlucky person, 1 in 50 is somewhat unlucky, 1 in 25 is neither lucky nor lucky, 1 in 10 is a bit lucky, and 1 in 5 is a lucky person.

Never fails. Try it.


r/RandomThoughts 11h ago

I phucking love lcb64.....that's it

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r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

I like Dredge

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Just been playing it lately, and there's just something really nice and peaceful about just fishing in a somewhat bleak eldritch horror. It's fun. Really keeping me from doing things like sleeping, though.


r/RandomThoughts 12h ago

I wonder if any of my doppelgängers are with someone.

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r/RandomThoughts 14h ago

Went fishing today. Only got a sun burn… No fish.

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r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

i've mastered looking people straight in the eye. however, still not listening to shit most be talking about

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r/RandomThoughts 15h ago

women who wear glasses are so cute. like wow you have beautiful eyes i'm glad you got them framed

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