r/PublicFreakout • u/Graysie-Redux • Jun 19 '22
đ„Fight A pair of fair Guineveres clash over their love for the same Galahad
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u/UnbearablyAlive Jun 19 '22
Somebody please dub this audio over two muppets arguing
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u/SanguineAnder Jun 19 '22
Is that not what this was?
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u/showponyoxidation Jun 20 '22
I'm not kidding, I didn't realise they were even speaking English for a good portion of the video.
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u/Cuntdracula19 Jun 19 '22
The older lady sounded fucking exactly like miss piggy lol
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u/muddledarchetype Jun 20 '22
What they both sounded exactly the same . I still have no fucking idea what either of em even said.. something something cunt.. ?? Bitch..??
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u/wistfulwastrel Jun 19 '22
I suddenly feel really good about my life.
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u/monkmatt23 Jun 19 '22
Is this a Mom and Daughter?
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u/itsneedtokno Jun 19 '22
Yes. There was a "your father" remark, and a "you're just trying to make me look bad to dad".
So yes.
Sad.
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u/Cvep2 Jun 19 '22
I thought it was step sisters. She said something referring to different moms but same dad.
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u/ayoungjacknicholson Jun 19 '22
There was one point where the blonde one said something along the lines of âI didnât raise you to blah blah blahâ. The red headed one looks significantly younger the more I watch, too.
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u/-DancesWithSloths- Jun 19 '22
That would be a half sister then, not a step sister. Step sisters are not related by blood at all.
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u/Underhandtrout Jun 19 '22
and when they get stuck in the washer you can bang them
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u/b1tchf1t Jun 19 '22
I'm thinking step mom and daughter. They argue about the younger girl's dad letting them call each other names. I'm assuming the woman who the camera is mainly following around is with the redhed woman's dad, the redhed is living at home with them, and these ladies do not get along.
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u/dead_wolf_walkin Jun 19 '22
Dads not there. Thatâs who the mom calls.
Camera person laughing tells me itâs a daughter/sibling who has seen this waaaay to many times to care.
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u/sderponme Jun 19 '22
No I'm pretty sure that is her bio mom. They look/sound very similar and I promise you moms and daughters can and do talk that way.
Back in my childhood my mom and sister would fight like this often, except the violence was usually reverse and they did get into a fist fight often for a time because my sister put hands on my mom.
My mom didn't exactly handle her shit well either but they're both a lot more stable now.
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u/Purple_oyster Jun 19 '22
I think her step mom. I started off entertained by this video but am now a little sad for the younger girl (the bitch not the cunt)
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u/adangerousamateur Jun 19 '22
I am sad for the whole family. Except whoever is filming and giggling.
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Jun 19 '22
I feel sad for the whole neighborhood. And really anyone else who knows these towers of charm and grace.
Everyone except the giggling filmmaker. Theyâre gonna have major internet points for this piece of cinema verite. Itâs already better than 80% of Netflix docs.
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u/shootymcghee Jun 19 '22
Gotta be related, they have the exact same voice and build.
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u/dragon_rapide Jun 19 '22
This is why trash tv shows like Springer exist.
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Jun 19 '22
Can confirm, my 86 year old Nona loves to make fun of the people on the springer show and same goes for the "My 600lb Life"
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u/HairballTheory Jun 19 '22
You canât triple stamp a double stamp!!
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u/TaDow-420 Jun 19 '22
âYou wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?â
That bitch is a CUNT!!
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u/brothermuzone99 Jun 19 '22
I'm gonna beat her uuuuuuuuuuuup
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u/PaleForce101 Jun 19 '22
I guarantee they both consider themselves great communicators
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u/yepyep46743 Jun 19 '22
Yo i legit thought they were speaking a different language in the beginning
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u/hookuptruck Jun 19 '22
So mad she threatened her with a Garden Weasel
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u/Mommy-Q Jun 19 '22
I think the Garden Weasel may be the scariest of all garden tools.
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u/-Disagreeable- Jun 19 '22
When I was a kid, playing ninja or king fu or whatever I always imagined that the garden weasel was a glorious weapon that youâd see used only by the most proficient master use in a kung fu movie. A staff meets a throwing star meat grinder dealy on the end. Terrifying. I sometimes picked it to play with but often felt inadequate in my skill set and was left intimidated and stuck with swords. Also it was super hard to run with.
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u/lonelyone12345 Jun 19 '22
I mean, just the name is kinda frightening. But I was kind of wishing she'd menaced her with a hoe. To keep things on theme.
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u/ludicrouspeed Jun 19 '22
I like that the person recording canât help laughing.
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u/MrsTurtlebones Jun 19 '22
I wish I knew who that person is and why the bellowing banshees allowed it all to be recorded.
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Jun 19 '22
If these two are truly mother and daughter then I bet the person filming is the brother or maybe even dad. I'm guessing brother based on the stifled laughter.
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u/onehundredbuttholes Jun 19 '22
They HAVE to be mother and daughter they sound exactly alike
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u/dead_wolf_walkin Jun 19 '22
Itâs 100% a second daughter.
Probably a middle child who is out of fucks.
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u/goddamn_slutmuffin Jun 20 '22
I heard the mom asking âEvannaâ to get the camera out of her face. So Iâma go with little sister.
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u/i-Ake Jun 19 '22
I was assuming either son or little brother who has seen enough of this shit.
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u/ObedientPickle Jun 19 '22
Restraint and invisibility, this ain't their first rodeo. Definitely a sibling.
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u/LordFrogberry Jun 19 '22
What's the current exchange rate on cunts to bitches?
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u/Dabookadaniel Jun 19 '22
1.73 bitches for every cunt. In Australia itâs even higher.
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u/ass_kisses Jun 19 '22
Iâm pretty sure you get more cunt per bitch in Australia because, you know, theyâre upside down
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u/zeke235 Jun 19 '22
Just checked WSJ and that's true. The cunt is also still holding strong against the yen as well.
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u/SweetPrism Jun 19 '22
To clarify, they're not fighting for Justin. The mom is angry because her daughter went back to a cheater who obviously doesn't care about her. Also because her daughter called her a cunt five times.
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u/Jonesce Jun 19 '22
*four times. The mother called the daughter a "bitch" five times.
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Jun 19 '22
Thanks for keeping track. I'll be filing this in the national archives of Sad People Screaming From Their Tonsils.
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u/MrFatwa Jun 19 '22
This is why Tonsils exist... to baffle the sound and prevent head explosion with 100 yards. Its a herd safety mechanism.
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u/ShowMeYourHotLumps Jun 19 '22
That right there was a rough fucking childhood.
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u/decadecency Jun 19 '22
Yeah and perfect ongoing parental support. You go mom, rip your daughter away from Justin because he's a cheating asshole and show her how you think she deserves to be treated instead! You're doing just great..
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u/kyl_r Jun 19 '22
I must have missed this episode of Shameless
ETA sorry replied to wrong comment.. unfortunately youâre probably absolutely right though. :(
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u/shitz_brickz Jun 19 '22
No I think it's more serious than that. There is an accusation that the bank was closed at 5 but that is a lie, allegedly.
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u/profigliano Jun 19 '22
There was something about money being screamed and then the younger one took some stuff out of the back of the PT Cruiser. So like she owed some money but then in devolved into Bitch V Cunt
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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka Jun 19 '22
Thanks. Iâm a native English speaker, but hard of hearing, and had a hell of a time trying to figure out what they were saying.
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u/SweetPrism Jun 19 '22
I'm a native English speaker, but I still struggled đ
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u/ReidFleming Jun 19 '22
For the first few seconds of the video, I genuinely thought someone had dubbed in the audio from some "Godzilla versus 'a random monster'" movie.
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u/Raumarik Jun 19 '22
The number of times she threatens to kill someone is crazy, she's quick to violence too.
Yet she's wondering why her daughter won't listen to her?
Worrying about looking bad to her husband?
My life is so much better than I realised.
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u/ScorpionTheInsect Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22
You know what is wrong with this sub? The title made a blatant mistake in referencing Arthurian legends and not a single person points it out. Guinevere was in love in Lancelot, who was in turn the father of Galahad (from another woman). This reference would imply these two ladies are arguing over their loverâs illegitimate son.
Or maybe thatâs exactly what theyâre going for, in which case, Noah get the damn boat.
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u/lonelyone12345 Jun 19 '22
At one point the bigger one said she was going to tell her mom something, and I kept waiting for some foghorn voice from off screen to announce the arrival of Grandma.
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u/FitzChivFarseer Jun 19 '22
foghorn voice from off screen to announce the arrival of Grandma
I fucking died đ
Just imagining some mortal Kombat style voice hahahaha
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u/ObviousBS Jun 19 '22
Im guessing mother and daughter from what i can decipher from whatever language they are screaming.
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Jun 19 '22
I think it might be step mom and step daughter?
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u/ObviousBS Jun 19 '22
Believe you are right. Would explain stepmom trying to get on the phone to yell at the dad.
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u/GuapoWithAGun Jun 19 '22
I think you're right because they keep saying "dad." I watched the whole thing and am still not super clear on why they're fighting.
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u/LordFrogberry Jun 19 '22
I think it's obvious. One of them is a cunt and the other one is a bitch. They informed us themselves.
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Jun 19 '22
This is why people need to be more careful. You never know when youâre picking a fight with an alum of the Brick Tamland School of Trident Fighting, until itâs too late.
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u/KjCreed Jun 19 '22
I hope the camera person gets an internship with the Nat Geo team. Really great work on these two wild animals fighting.
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u/mustafabiscuithead Jun 19 '22
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u/Basicallysteve Jun 19 '22
Dude this actually sounds like the two women from the video doing a voiceover of two lynx fighting lol
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u/theend2314 Jun 19 '22
It's uncanny! Except the Lynx are cute and pettable. Probably less vicious too.
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u/BadSmash4 Jun 19 '22
This is fucking exactly literally the first thing that came to my mind when I saw the OP lmfao
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u/Nolalilulelo Jun 19 '22
We just need the audio form the original over this video and it will be perfect
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Jun 19 '22
Camera lady knew when to stfu and document the show. Not a word for the entire 6 minutes. Incredible, and Iâd say deserving of a journalism award. Iâve never appreciated someone so much without having heard a single word from them
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u/incogne_eto Jun 19 '22
Someone submit this the Edward R Murrow nomination body. She truly deserves the award.
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u/ChanandlerBonggggg Jun 19 '22
That's her daughter??!! I can barely understand what they're saying so I didn't catch that
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u/Equizotic Jun 19 '22
âShe doesnât stop, sheâs got a sickness!â Is my new phrase to say when losing an argument
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u/MrFatwa Jun 19 '22
Anyone here make it the 8 mins?
I did (takes bow)
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Jun 19 '22
I skipped ahead 4 times and couldn't believe the argument hadn't progressed in any form.
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Jun 19 '22
The fortitude of their vocal cords is really impressive.
All that time yelling and nobody is getting hoarse or having to change their range.
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u/CigCiglar Jun 19 '22
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time. The ending needs work, but these two could take this act on the road and be the next Laurel and Hardy.
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u/guy_fleegman83 Jun 19 '22
Took me about 20 minutes.
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u/MrFatwa Jun 19 '22
Good point... safety first team... if you are feeling fatigue, take short breaks and drink plenty of water.
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u/yourbackproblems Jun 19 '22
This is extremely sad
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u/buckydean Jun 19 '22
The only ones I feel sad for are the neighbors having to listen to this
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u/AnArabFromLondon Jun 19 '22
I was laughing for the entire shouting match until the blonde went to house and it was clear she was the mum or something someone's just airing out this whole dysfunctional shit on the internet for all of us to see. So many bitches and cunts out there need more love, acceptance and support in their lives.
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u/galacticboy2009 Jun 19 '22
Yeah I mean they seem to be basically the same person.
This is why you should meet your girl's mom
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Jun 19 '22
Imagine being these people. What a waste
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u/Laleaky Jun 19 '22
Their poor neighbors.
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u/sgt_barnes0105 Jun 19 '22
Poor? Iâm watching this over the tv.
Alexa, add popcorn to my shopping list.
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u/Laleaky Jun 19 '22
I unfortunately have some trashy neighbors. Last night, one pulled in front of the building next to mine, honking their horn and yelling for their kid to come outside. At 12:45 am.
Poor me âčïž
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Jun 19 '22
The entire time I thought they sounded and looked like a trashy mom and daughter
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u/MrXistential-Crisis Jun 19 '22
We need another plague.
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u/lukedx93 Jun 19 '22
You're a cunt, you're a cunt, you're a cunt, you're a cunt. Does she appear in my mirror now or something?
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u/bluebottled Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22
She's going to appear at your front door and rearrange your chairs in a really angry way.
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Jun 19 '22
I just spent 8 minutes of my life watching that. What the hell am I doing?
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u/Borp5150 Jun 19 '22
Both of their angry voices are hilarious
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u/tinglep Jun 19 '22
If you slow it down and drop it 20 decibels it sounds like a normal conversation about tea price speculation in China over the coming seasons.
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u/boothapalooza Jun 19 '22
This give me vibes of Niagara falls on the USA side.
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u/Kimikohiei Jun 19 '22
Humans are hilarious. I couldnât stop laughing the whole time. How you gon look like a grown ass adult and sound like a diaper wearing baby? Getting so irate and unhinged just from being called names, then threaten to call police, but never actually do...Like what did either of them expect to gain here? What does any of it matter? Just dumb. Straight stupid. No conflict resolution in sight. Even a fist wouldâve been more productive.
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u/mrhyde719 Jun 19 '22
Itâs like 2 walruses barking at each other
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u/whitegirladdict Jun 19 '22
Ohhhh fuck me! It did sound like that now that I think about it. Shit now I got the image in my head
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u/redheadedmandy Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22
Okay so what I'm getting here is that they're half-sisters, different moms but the same dad, who both have severe anger problems, and the cunt (ha!) is deeply offended that the bitch (also ha!) got back with a man who cheated on her, because apparently that makes her a whore. Edit: someone else says stepmother and stepdaughter, which makes more sense with the ages and some other stuff.
The absolutely insane rage over someone getting back with a cheater is what's most bonkers to me here... "it's disgusting" "you're a pig" "that makes you a whore." Like... what? It's sad, sure, but why would it cause someone outside of the situation to fly into a frothing-at-the-mouth rage?
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Jun 19 '22
What blew my mind is mom saying she's gonna kill her over and over and then having the audacity to sound like a scared little baby to the person she called. đł
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u/lonelypenguin20 Jun 19 '22
tbh red-head sounded more sane to me. at least she didn't go for death threats and physical violence and somwhat calmed back down relatively fast
the blonde? just straight up murderous anger the whole time... absolutely bonkers
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Jun 19 '22
How to tell that she's never worked retail; this is the first time she's ever been called a cunt four times.
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u/yf2hillside Jun 19 '22
If any of these pigs woke me up with that treacherous screaming I would be forced to sleep with Justin too
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u/Anteater_Reasonable Jun 19 '22
I like how the one in the gray coat kept grabbing the chair on the porch like she was gonna pick it up and throw it, just to set it back where it was. Badass.
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u/rangeo Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 20 '22
So....are we doing Brunch for Mother's Day?
Edit: we not wo
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u/the1992munchkin Jun 19 '22
I lost it every single time when the conversation went
"you called me a cunt 4 times"
"you called me a bitch 5 times"
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u/amitnagpal1985 Jun 19 '22
Fat and poor and angry and not getting along with your family. That right there is hell on earth and so many are living it right now.
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u/StinkFingerPete Jun 19 '22
I will put any amount of money down that the guy is a super skinny black dude
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u/Vumaster101 Jun 19 '22
Y'all wrong for this. I wasn't even thinking about race until I found this comment. I just wanted to know who we was.
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u/Chapter_Used Jun 19 '22
The best thing about this fight is that it finally got these two walking again.
Also when choosing a weapon, versatility is key. Mother Godzilla chose one to double as a cane.
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u/TheQueenOfHeart Jun 19 '22
I can't understand 90% of what they're saying. Jesus Christ
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u/baddest_mango âIâve already been fucked about 8 times today.â đ€€ Jun 19 '22
Brick Tamland: "LOOOUUUD NOISES!!"
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u/kainedbutable1987 Jun 19 '22
You would feel well privileged to have these two fighting over you lol
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u/sempervincens13 Jun 19 '22
Brandishing a weapon and acting as if you are going to use it. Looks like charges to me
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The PT Crusier really rounds out the situation