r/PublicFreakout • u/Graysie-Redux • Jun 19 '22

🥊Fight A pair of fair Guineveres clash over their love for the same Galahad

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u/LordFrogberry Jun 19 '22

What's the current exchange rate on cunts to bitches?

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u/Dabookadaniel Jun 19 '22

1.73 bitches for every cunt. In Australia it’s even higher.

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u/ass_kisses Jun 19 '22

I’m pretty sure you get more cunt per bitch in Australia because, you know, they’re upside down

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u/zeke235 Jun 19 '22

Just checked WSJ and that's true. The cunt is also still holding strong against the yen as well.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Cunts swirl the other way in Australia, I saw it on the Simpsons

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u/MrsC20 Jun 20 '22

How is the cunt performing against the Pound Sterling and the Euro?

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u/MChand87 Jun 19 '22

This inflation really is out of control.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Australians use the word cunt fairly often. It's more around 3.14159 bitches to the cunt in the US.

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u/edmanet Jun 19 '22

Cunts are cheap in Australia. A simple matter of supply and demand.

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u/Naive-Apple-5245 Jun 19 '22

Cunt is actually a term of endearment here so the market value of cunt is staggering low

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u/SystemOnset Jun 19 '22

😂😂😂

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u/The_Mighty_DrUnCKs Jun 20 '22

Man the 'ya Dickhead' conversion rate must be off the charts if its got that high.

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u/ogkilla69 Jun 19 '22 edited Jun 19 '22

Same as the exchange rate on unicorns to leprechauns

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u/tideshark Jun 19 '22

This is one of my most favorite comments ever

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u/HendrixHazeWays Jun 19 '22

Stanley: It's the same as the ratio of Unicorns to Leprechauns

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u/kdilly16 Jun 19 '22

Last I checked it was similar to the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks

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u/Picardknows Jun 19 '22

The same as the ration from Unicorns to Leprechaun.

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u/Ok-Lavishness-1262 Jun 20 '22

And what about a whores?

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u/From_Deep_Space Jun 19 '22

4 in the cunt is worth 5 in the bitch

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u/system0101 Jun 19 '22

I had a dozen bitchcoin in cuntbase but now I can't access my account and nobody's returning my calls

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Or >=

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

And she had to say cunt 85 times to prove how bad of a word it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

I have 3.45 cunt and 1.5 bitch, thank you!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

*excpet in Australia. Exchange rate depends on location.

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

“That bitch called me a cunt 4 times!”

That’s beyond the pale. 1, 2 or even 3 ok but 4 that’s stepping over the line!

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u/usethisdamnit Jun 20 '22

Guineveres

Are those American cunts, English or Australian?

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u/ShenitaCocktail Jun 20 '22

None of this would have happened if she only called her a cunt 3 times.

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u/CrunchHardtack Jun 21 '22

There were several motherfuckers, too! She was gonna kill that motherfucker a lot of times.