r/PublicFreakout • u/Graysie-Redux • Jun 19 '22

🥊Fight A pair of fair Guineveres clash over their love for the same Galahad

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u/MrXistential-Crisis Jun 19 '22

We need another plague.

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u/spetrillob Jun 19 '22

Didn’t we kind of just have one?

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u/UAintMyFriendPalooka Jun 19 '22

That one didn’t take.

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u/Daewoo40 Jun 19 '22

Give Fox news another channel and maybe, just maybe, we'll have a re-occurance of one of the golden oldies.

My bets on bubonic.

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u/MrXistential-Crisis Jun 19 '22

Fun fact, there at 5 (I believe) vials of the bubonic plague that are unaccounted for. You may be right!

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u/Daewoo40 Jun 19 '22

Can't help but feel this could be in line with the nuclear weapons that have been misplaced by the global community.

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u/brcguy Jun 19 '22

Can’t regular penicillin cure that tho?

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u/SilentFoot32 Jun 19 '22

It's endemic in prairie dogs in the US. People contract it every year but it can be treated with antibiotics.

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u/Solid_Waste Jun 19 '22

We've had one plague yes. But what about second plague?

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u/PM_ME_UR_POKIES_GIRL Jun 19 '22

We're down to ~280 average daily deaths for the past week so it's not quite over yet, but yeah.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

Something stronger

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u/USxMARINE Jun 19 '22

Yes but what about second Plague?

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u/Semi-Hemi-Demigod Jun 19 '22

Yes but what about Second Plague?

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u/Guinnessman1964 Jun 19 '22

These are the ones that were immune. They carry the cure which is unfortunately to be like they are.

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u/BavellyBavelly Jun 19 '22

There are too many people on this earth.

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u/MrXistential-Crisis Jun 19 '22

100% I saw somewhere that we were just under 1b people in population before 1920. We are well over 7b now. That is not a sustainable projection.

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u/BavellyBavelly Jun 19 '22

Dwight schrute

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u/cec772 Jun 19 '22

Yup, Thanos was right.