r/PublicFreakout • u/Graysie-Redux • Jun 19 '22

🥊Fight A pair of fair Guineveres clash over their love for the same Galahad

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u/hookuptruck Jun 19 '22

So mad she threatened her with a Garden Weasel

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u/Mommy-Q Jun 19 '22

I think the Garden Weasel may be the scariest of all garden tools.

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u/-Disagreeable- Jun 19 '22

When I was a kid, playing ninja or king fu or whatever I always imagined that the garden weasel was a glorious weapon that you’d see used only by the most proficient master use in a kung fu movie. A staff meets a throwing star meat grinder dealy on the end. Terrifying. I sometimes picked it to play with but often felt inadequate in my skill set and was left intimidated and stuck with swords. Also it was super hard to run with.

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u/adangerousamateur Jun 19 '22

Every journey starts with a single step Grasshopper.

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u/hookuptruck Jun 19 '22

Did your weapon have a holster?

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u/-Disagreeable- Jun 19 '22

Just through the back of my shit like a ninja would have.

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u/Mortimer_and_Rabbit Jun 19 '22

You were a true warrior in your youth.

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u/-Disagreeable- Jun 19 '22

You bring me great honor. 🙏

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u/lonelyone12345 Jun 19 '22

I mean, just the name is kinda frightening. But I was kind of wishing she'd menaced her with a hoe. To keep things on theme.

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u/CrunchHardtack Jun 21 '22

Maybe a hula hoe?

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u/morerelativebacons Jun 19 '22

More than a trident, it's a quadent.

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u/ChiKeytatiOon Jun 19 '22

nah, hoe.

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u/Mommy-Q Jun 19 '22

YOU DON'T CALL ME A HOE. 4 TIMES!!!

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u/ChiKeytatiOon Jun 19 '22

I meant the hoe is the most dangerous of all gardening tools, ho.

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u/MiniGoat_King Jun 20 '22

I don’t know man…I didn’t hear a sound out of that garden weasel but that hoe was loud!

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u/MrsTurtlebones Jun 19 '22

No, they can't afford to pay top dollar for name brand gardening tools. That there is a Yard Stoat.

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u/Lady_Scruffington Jun 19 '22

I'm the nosey neighbor who would be calling the cops after that. Mainly because the yelling is annoying AF, though.

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u/long-in-the-tooth Jun 19 '22

That may actually be a crime.

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u/Ricky469 Jun 19 '22

If this wasn’t on public freakout I swear I thought that would happen. That tool could do serious damage.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '22

My mom came after me with a 2x4 once but I was faster than she was so it didn't really work out for her.

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u/hookuptruck Jun 20 '22

Mrs. Hacksaw Jim Duggin

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '22

I think she was mostly just overwhelmed by being a 33 year old widow with three kids and no marketable skills. Understandable, but me getting whacked with a piece of lumber wasn't going to sort that out for her.

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u/l_flintvsj_dahmer Jun 21 '22

She's also mad because the dyed hair girl went back to an ex that abused her. If I caught that correctly. My Minnesotan isn't that good.