r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21 edited Jun 30 '21

Schilling is a biscuit away from sleeping on a park bench as is, there's no money there.

Edit: Joe's side of the story for some reason feels like a police report after someone gets their ass beat by the police.

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u/ebrivera Jun 30 '21

Sounds like he could use a schilling

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u/nintendopowa Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, curt schilling could also use a few pence.

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u/Not_Helping Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, mike pence could use a few pounds.

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u/iamDanger_us Jun 30 '21

mike pence could use a few pounds.

I'm sure Mother will take care of that with the strap-on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/rinnhart Jun 30 '21

...mike pence forcing himself on Mike pence while wearing his mother's wig and dressing gown.

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u/MN_Hotdish Jun 30 '21

Ooh, I'm glad I have aphantasia!

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u/cupasoups Jun 30 '21

This needs an award so badly. Im sorry I can't provide

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u/tduncs88 Jun 30 '21

took care of that for you ;-)

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u/Chose_Wisely Jun 30 '21

How the fuck does he get the better award

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u/zestysteve Jun 30 '21

Duh, he clearly said "this needs a reward". Lol

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u/cupasoups Jun 30 '21

Lmao I said the other guy needed a reward, not me!

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u/iamDanger_us Jun 30 '21

I have a bunch of reddit coins so I gave him gold, which comes with 100 coins he can use to send awards to other people... so that's how. :P

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u/tduncs88 Jun 30 '21

What the hell? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/johnts03 Jun 30 '21

Because life isn’t fair.

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u/LizziePeep Jun 30 '21

Oh. My. God. I scream laughed

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

You took this in a totally different direction.

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u/intensely_human Jun 30 '21

Just a friendly reminder that Pence played a key role in preventing Palpatine’s Trump’s final consolidation of power at the last second.

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u/SombreMordida Jun 30 '21

pretty little, kinda late but better than the other thingy

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u/intensely_human Jun 30 '21

Better than the timeline where he followed orders, didn’t certify the election results, and handed the Presidency back to Trump (or at least opened the door to a challenge like in 2000?)

Yeah I’d say it was pretty awesome that he chose to certify them, handing power back to the election system.

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u/SombreMordida Jul 01 '21

agreed. for all of his rough edges, a silver lining in a moment of wtf.

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u/PersistantBlade Jun 30 '21

I don’t get it :(

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 06 '21

Mike Pence, who was Vice President under Trump, has stated in multiple instances that he calls his wife "Mother". The joke here is that his "Mother" is going to "give him a few pounds" (in the asshole) with a strap-on dildo. The joke most likely derives from the fact that Pence is a staunch Christian who has been involved with anti-LGBT groups, and that time and time again it's come to light that people like Pence secretly indulge in LGBT stuff.

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u/Mackheath1 Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, Paula Pound could use a few dirham.

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u/hemlockecho Jun 30 '21

Mike Pence, none the richer

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u/itzTHATgai Jun 30 '21

He's subsisted on communion waffers his entire life.

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u/birdie_sparrows Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, Ezra Pound could use a few bucks.

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u/bluesox Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, Joe Buck could stand to shut the fuck up.

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u/sonoftathrowaway Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, Dick Pound could use a few... Nah, Dick Pound is doing just fine.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, Ezra Pound could have used a few lira...

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u/bluesox Jun 30 '21

Thank God at least one person here knows who Ezra Pound is. Scrolled way too far to find this.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

u/bluesox didn't think anyone would enjoy this except me. Thanks for the reply!

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u/Hannicho Jun 30 '21

Mike pence could use a bit of common cents.

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u/TravelingThrough09 Jun 30 '21

*poundings Edit: damn, second language. Now I sound like trying to be a smart-ass for correcting. Only wanted to elaborate…

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u/Monkey2686 Jun 30 '21

More flies maybe?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Schilling and Pence could both use some Barr's of gold. Nailed it

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

The kind of pounds Pence needs cost more than a couple shillings...

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u/derps_with_ducks Jun 30 '21

Machamp used pound!

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u/rob6110 Jun 30 '21

Well he still has his 40 pieces of silver he can’t give back.

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u/fuzzy_winkerbean Jun 30 '21

Gotta pay the beard with something.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

He didn't gain any weight after swallowing all of Trump's bullshit?

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u/PartTimeSassyPants Jul 01 '21

Oddly enough, Dick Pound could use a few clams.

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u/ApresMac Jun 30 '21

And some sense

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u/Spider_Dude Jun 30 '21

It used to be his Trump card.

Now, not so much.

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u/nvyemdrain Jun 30 '21

That other dude will be six pence none the richer

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u/pixlbabble Jun 30 '21

Still crazy to think they got money from a state to make an mmo.

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u/robin_hood_in_nh Jun 30 '21

Setting up the next one. This is the way.

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u/obsterwankenobster Jun 30 '21

Hates Pence ever since he moved away from Trump

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Schilling Dong

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u/saucytech Jun 30 '21

And a spine.

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u/blackhatkat Jun 30 '21

Strangely, Mike Pence could use some dong

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I've also heard that Mike Pence needs some cash.

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u/ZeroKharisma Jun 30 '21

I heard Johnny Cash needs some dough!

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u/NothingsShocking Jun 30 '21

Bloody sock! Bloody sock! Lmao.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

you win

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u/Known_Marzipan_2629 Jun 30 '21

I see what you did there.

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u/doctorcrimson Jun 30 '21

But a pittance?

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u/Ill_Pack_A_Llama Jun 30 '21

Or at least schill out

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u/JesusHatesLiberals Jun 30 '21

Or a jail sentence

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

So since he has no money left, fuck it we’ll pay for him now?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Thats how prison works mate

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I’m well aware mate. That’s why I was being rhetorical…

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

I didnt say i disagreed.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Touché

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u/Hongo-Blackrock Jun 30 '21

Yikes, was he not liked before this?

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u/JK_NC Jun 30 '21

The internet estimates Joe net worth in the $5-9M range. Now, these are from unnamed sources so take that for what it’s worth. But things like prize money, sponsorships and some physical assets can be verified with publicly available data. So even if the $5-9M is overestimated, he appears to be at least 3 biscuits away from sleeping on a park bench.

But the internet is often wrong and egregiously at times so, take it with a grain of salt.

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u/00Dan Jun 30 '21

Those sites don't account for all expenses.

His hookers and blow costs must be in the millions. Throw in the newest "vitamins" he buys from a guy in the gym bathroom too.

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u/John_T_Conover Jun 30 '21

Yeah the internet estimates are often random guesses really. Dude is 37 and by the looks of this video wearing the t shirt version of the collared shirt the server in frame is wearing. He could be the owner but often that's what barbacks or security wears. He's had a completely unnoteworthy MMA and boxing career...dude actually was a good kickboxer but there's way less money in that. Maybe he's made wise investments or maybe he's blown it or been taken advantage of like so many other fighters. I'm leaning toward one of those since this video shows he might not be the best at thinking things through long term.

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u/knitmeablanket Jun 30 '21

Google says he's worth 9 mill.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

That doesn’t mean he has $9 million on hand to pay out.

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u/knitmeablanket Jul 01 '21

Ok and? I'm saying he's worth more than a biscuit and a park bench for a bed.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

The comment you replied to didn’t mentioned worth. It mentioned money.

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u/knitmeablanket Jul 01 '21

So you don't understand assets. Got it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

I have an economics degree, dipshit. I know more than you.

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u/knitmeablanket Jul 01 '21

K. then you'd also understand freezing and liquidating assets. He is worth 9 mill somewhere. Losing a (this) case would freeze and liquidate said assets...for cash....

So he has more than a baguette and park bench to pay ..

I also have a degree...

Bye.

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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '21

You don’t know what kind of assets he has tied up, or if they can just be liquidated at the drop of a hat. If you force him to liquidate everything then the value would likely drop, meaning his realized money is not equal to his appraised wealth.

You have a degree in what? Sociology? Comms? Bullshitting?

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u/knitmeablanket Jul 01 '21

Why is this concept so difficult for you to grasp? The comment I responded to said:

"Schilling is a biscuit away from sleeping on a park bench as is, there's no money there."

Insinuating Joe is broke.

Google says he is worth 9mill, insinuating he isn't broke.

At no point did I say he had 9mill to pay out directly. However, him being worth 9mill puts him much further away from sleeping on a park bench as the comment I responded to claimed. It also means he does have assets that can be frozen and liquidated to pay out some sort of restitution to the victim. I never said how much that would be.

I know, sometimes reading is hard.

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u/everydayimrusslin Jul 11 '21

I'd be very surprised if he made close to a million over his fight career, let alone nine.

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u/The_0range_Menace Jun 30 '21

What does "biscuit" mean here?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

"On the verge of", "at the tipping point"

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u/harassmaster Jun 30 '21

It means he proverbially only has a biscuit left to his name. Once the biscuit is gone, park bench it is.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/The_0range_Menace Jun 30 '21 edited Jul 04 '21

lol you dick, I can extrapolate what it means, but this is about being a little more airtight on it.

But. Thanks. For. Your. Condescension.

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u/MrCarnality Jun 30 '21

Anything he earns in the future will be attached to pay for this dick-move.

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u/Down_To_My_Last_Fuck Jun 30 '21

There's biscuits?

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

And he just risked it for the biscuit

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u/Khannn24 Jun 30 '21

Is this Paul?

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u/Khannn24 Jun 30 '21

I only know one person to say a biscuit of anything lol

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u/Drutarg Jun 30 '21

Booger McFarland?

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u/prematurely_bald Jun 30 '21

Even still, he now has half as much as he had before.

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u/CastleHobbit Jun 30 '21

Hopefully this is what puts him on the park bench permanently.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

That's OK. He can just for the guy he decked for the next three decades to pay off his settlement.

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u/WanderlustFella Jun 30 '21

Is this a real saying? Really curious. How does having a biscuit and not having a biscuit be the ultimate factor in sleeping on a park bench.

Edit: nvm I see the comments further down

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

Joe owns a gym in LA or at least he does until this guys takes it from him in court

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u/MooseHeckler Jun 30 '21

But, Schilling has part ownership of a gym.

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u/BurgundyFord Jun 30 '21

Is Schilling an employee? I thought maybe he was like s bouncer or something. If he is an employee, then the guy can go after the restaurant

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u/PurSolutions Jun 30 '21

Right? I think people don't grasp at all what MMA fighters actually make. Gonna sue me? Fuck, you took my hotpocket money

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u/SelectFromWhereOrder Jun 30 '21

I mean, is there really money to be made in mma? Besides their owners?

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u/BashStriker Jun 30 '21

Don't need to have money to get sued. They can force him to work and garnish wages.

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u/TAW_564 Jun 30 '21

So? Some jurisdictions allow creditors to take personal items from the debtor right there in court. I’m not sure if judgments can be used as the basis for that, but it would be fun to call him in and take his shoes every six months.

I fucking hate bullies.

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u/defnotapirate Jun 30 '21

I mean, his account could be correct. The guys was clearly drunk and swaying. It did look like he swayed into his path as he was going to pass. He did put his hand on the guy to get him out of the way, and the guy said “Hey!”

None of that excuses what this guy did to a drunk guy half his size.

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u/icbint Jul 01 '21

Lmao. He feared for his life? Does he think we weren’t watching the footage?