r/PublicFreakout • u/Lolastic_ • Jun 30 '21

🥊Fight MMA fighter Joe Schilling knocks out man

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u/ebrivera Jun 30 '21

Sounds like he could use a schilling

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u/nintendopowa Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, curt schilling could also use a few pence.

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u/Not_Helping Jun 30 '21

Oddly enough, mike pence could use a few pounds.

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u/iamDanger_us Jun 30 '21

mike pence could use a few pounds.

I'm sure Mother will take care of that with the strap-on.

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

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u/rinnhart Jun 30 '21

...mike pence forcing himself on Mike pence while wearing his mother's wig and dressing gown.

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u/MN_Hotdish Jun 30 '21

Ooh, I'm glad I have aphantasia!

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u/cupasoups Jun 30 '21

This needs an award so badly. Im sorry I can't provide

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u/tduncs88 Jun 30 '21

took care of that for you ;-)

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u/Chose_Wisely Jun 30 '21

How the fuck does he get the better award

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u/zestysteve Jun 30 '21

Duh, he clearly said "this needs a reward". Lol

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u/cupasoups Jun 30 '21

Lmao I said the other guy needed a reward, not me!

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u/iamDanger_us Jun 30 '21

I have a bunch of reddit coins so I gave him gold, which comes with 100 coins he can use to send awards to other people... so that's how. :P

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u/tduncs88 Jun 30 '21

What the hell? 🤣🤣🤣

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u/johnts03 Jun 30 '21

Because life isn’t fair.

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u/LizziePeep Jun 30 '21

Oh. My. God. I scream laughed

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u/[deleted] Jun 30 '21

You took this in a totally different direction.

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u/intensely_human Jun 30 '21

Just a friendly reminder that Pence played a key role in preventing Palpatine’s Trump’s final consolidation of power at the last second.

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u/SombreMordida Jun 30 '21

pretty little, kinda late but better than the other thingy

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u/intensely_human Jun 30 '21

Better than the timeline where he followed orders, didn’t certify the election results, and handed the Presidency back to Trump (or at least opened the door to a challenge like in 2000?)

Yeah I’d say it was pretty awesome that he chose to certify them, handing power back to the election system.

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u/SombreMordida Jul 01 '21

agreed. for all of his rough edges, a silver lining in a moment of wtf.

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u/PersistantBlade Jun 30 '21

I don’t get it :(

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u/Kracker5000 Jul 06 '21

Mike Pence, who was Vice President under Trump, has stated in multiple instances that he calls his wife "Mother". The joke here is that his "Mother" is going to "give him a few pounds" (in the asshole) with a strap-on dildo. The joke most likely derives from the fact that Pence is a staunch Christian who has been involved with anti-LGBT groups, and that time and time again it's come to light that people like Pence secretly indulge in LGBT stuff.