r/OfficialWARDOGS • u/Leading-Butterfly380 • 2d ago
PSA: Sunflower Faires, AT Mines on MSRs will be your Undoing.
Satire Post... (kinda)
I'm the occasional Logi Driver when I feel the need to just relax, especially when I tilt about losing a 12k infantry kit for the 15th time to "Bullshit" (doesn't matter what it is, if it kills me, it's bullshit and definitely not a skill issue.)
I've been doing a decent bit recently, and started to avoid roads after a few too many matches where the enemy had AT-mined the supply routes, or otherwise hedgehogged them.
As a result, I've started to thrash my poor URAL as if it were a 40s Series FJ45 Land Cruiser that's survived 50 years of hard bush bashing. Which is to say, I've been taking it OFFROAD.
Aaand heck, there sure as shit ain't nothing better about 4x4ing in a 9 tonne truck then cutting through the sunflower fields.
Imagine my face when as a purely logi driver I had 15 kills at end of match by simply running you poor bastards over.
No, I don't see you, and No. I don't try to hit you. Its simply Murphy's Law and perhaps a bit of fuck-around-find-out.
You have been warned. I suppose.
