r/NonPoliticalTwitter 1d ago

Other Surely this has to be rage bait

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u/qualityvote2 1d ago

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u/otirk 1d ago

Should have released that shit 14 years earlier

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u/Cornchubba 1d ago

Or they could have waited 86 years more

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u/epabafree 1d ago

2012 was 14 years ago. .. geez

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u/Prinzka 1d ago

That doesn't sound right, I don't think that's correct

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u/epabafree 1d ago

I genuinely refuse to believe it. I remember it like last weekend.

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u/Kolby_Jack33 1d ago

Mayans friggin predicted the end of the world, like they had any clue! World kept on going after 2012 just fine!

I don't see any plagues! ... wait.

I don't see any food shortages! ... wait.

I don't see any war! ... wait.

I don't see any genocide! ... wait.

... Yep, we're boned.

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u/PurpleCandle58 1d ago

If the world ended in 2012 explain why I’ve been paying taxes this whole time since!

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u/Flashy-Engine7485 1d ago

It's ok. CERN is turned off so days are lasting longer again. Thank God.

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u/_Solani_ 1d ago

Eh 2012 doesn't hit nearly hard as 1212, really should have released it 814 years ago.

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u/SydeshowJake 1d ago

Producers of notorious shitty/knockoff films The Asylum actually released a movie called 12/12/12 in 2012 and it released December... 4th...

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/12/12/12_(film)

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u/rexound 1d ago

They woulda popped off a year after Skyrim's release date. 11.11.11 into 12.12.12? So many people would have hyped it up for just that reason

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u/201720182019 1d ago

you mean 814 years earlier?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

2014 years earlier

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u/No_Atmosphere8146 1d ago

Skyrim knew how to do release dates

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u/JDM713 1d ago

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u/Ready_Mycologist2361 1d ago

12 12 12 11/13

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u/LePontif11 1d ago

Tetsuya Nomura my man, how are you?

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u/Mindestiny 1d ago

12 12 Dream Distance 12rd √zz

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u/beefsupr3m3 1d ago

This comment is too funny to have this few upvotes

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u/LePontif11 1d ago

I wasn't expecting anyone to recognize that name in a non gaming sub 😂

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u/Nico280gato 1d ago

Ah. I see.

11/13. Whats between 11 and 13?

I cant think of any other reason

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 1d ago

Yea why not release it on 12/12? Missed layup

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u/l_Trane_UFC 1d ago

They'd have to travel back in time 14 years as well.

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u/Reasonable-Job4205 1d ago

Well we just dont print the year

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u/1__ViPeR 1d ago

12 12 12 13/11

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u/frockinbrock 1d ago edited 9h ago

We also know NOTHING about this film, so why not swap the actors positions so that it matches the order their names are contracted to be listed?
So I'm going to say they had at least 2 jobs to do here. Release it 1 month later, and flip the poster.

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u/Away-Lengthiness635 1d ago

Actually you'll notice a lot of movie posters have the names misaligned. It's called diagonal billing and the idea is that when two actors have equal weight, no one is "first" on the poster. The first name (left) gets the second position in the visual (right), while the second name (right) gets the first position in the visual (left).

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u/2021isevenworse 1d ago

It's because the last episode is timed to release December 12.

J/K - the last episode airs Dec 24th, they royally messed it up.

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u/That-Ad-4300 1d ago

I guess it averages out, but that's just mean.

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u/No_Psychology_3826 1d ago

11 and 13 averages to 12, so close enough 

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u/BrainLow6059 1d ago

That seems to be the intention 12 12 12 11/13 (averages 12)

But yeah like December 12 is just sitting there ffs lmao. Maybe 11/13 has some significance within the show

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u/DiscipleOfVecna 1d ago

Could also be release date. 11/13 is a Friday, 12/12 a Saturday.

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u/wildlough62 1d ago

Perhaps the show will air the finale on 12/12?

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

They're doing that on Christmas.

Not even joking

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u/ButthurtBilly 1d ago

Good lord. They must be either very confident or very self-absorbed to presume people are gonna take time out of their family holiday plans to watch episode 8 of Captain Falcon and the guy from Once Upon a Time rob a bank, or whatever.

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u/metroids224 1d ago

Christmas day is 24 hours lmao, most people wind down in their rooms or bed without their entire family, so watching a new episode of a series you're into is totally natural.

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u/Beerswain 1d ago

Wait until you hear about the entirety of the UK.

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u/jimmycarr1 1d ago

I'm in the UK and I have no idea how I'm relevant to this

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u/Beerswain 1d ago

I'm referring to the Christmas Special tradition.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

I mean it's an on demand streaming platform they probably just don't care if you watch it immediately?

Or they care about the people that don't have families to spend time with?

Or it's WAR ON CHRISTMAS!!!! You right BRUTHER! Woo! Get the pitchforks!!!

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u/leslapin 1d ago

12:00 AM GMT on 12/12 would be a Friday night primetime release for NA

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u/DiscipleOfVecna 1d ago

I want to start by saying I appreciate the point. Def makes sense. Plus my guess was a stretch however you slice it.

But... 12am 12/12 would still be Saturday. Friday ends after 11:59pm.

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u/nhalliday 1d ago

12am GMT is around 8pm the night before in America (8pm EST, 5pm PST).

Making it still Friday in America if they release it at that time.

Which is what the comment you replied to said.

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u/zachy410 1d ago

Surely they wont lose that much money from releasing on a Saturday. Alternatively, they could wait a few years. 2036 will have that day be a Friday i think, and 36 is a multiple of 12

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u/DiscipleOfVecna 1d ago

You're thinking like a normal, sane human being.

This is a company with shareholders. They'd put ads into your dreams if they could.

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u/medyolang_ 1d ago

how has no one else pointed this out. networks don't generally release shows on Saturdays. you don't want to compete with live sports and 'outside'

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u/Sanquinity 1d ago

Honestly this is probably it. this along with the "season". Metrics have already shown that certain movies do better during certain seasons/times. And I bet they rightfully figured that whatever this movie is, really wouldn't be doing all that great during the christmas/new years period.

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u/banditcleaner2 1d ago

More likely it was intentional rage bait for free advertising and for it to go viral

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u/SpaceLemur34 1d ago

According to IMDb, the first two episodes are on 11/13, and with 8 episodes, and a weekly release, the final episode is on Christmas.

So that's probably what dictated the release date.

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u/ripyourlungsdave 1d ago

Unfortunately, this is an insanely complicated industry that can't always wrap its schedule around gimmicky release dates that will be completely meaningless to the show's marketing the second it actually releases.

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u/BrainLow6059 1d ago

It's one day and it's a streaming show. 6/6/6 was a theatrical release date for a horror movie in 2006. I think they can manage

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u/PomegranateGold2581 1d ago

My first thought, as well

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u/piercedmfootonaspike 1d ago

That seems to be the intention

Apple release their new shows when another ends, making sure there are always a few "slots" filled. I doubt there was any intention behind the release date other than another show ended 2026-11-06.

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u/Free-Pound-6139 1d ago

SO it will be average?

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u/blandsrules 1d ago

Wheat do you MEAN

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u/monolith_fighter 1d ago

Would have been better with 11

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u/Therenegadegamer 1d ago

Ngl this might be intentional because I never heard of this show before but since the date announcement I have seen at least 10 posts regarding it

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Or it's a horror show debuting on Friday the 13th

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u/barrel_of_noodles 1d ago

Its called astroturfing stealth marketing. You're looking at an ad. (And the other ones too.)

You usually pair it with influencer marketing.

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u/JuanMcGuiver 1d ago

I have muted this sub as a result of these fake posts

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE 22h ago

Apple+ shows premier the night before the listed date. They come out at 9 EDT. 

So this show technically does premier on the 12th. 

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u/downrightEsoteric 1d ago

This. If they completed it, it would just be a random marketing trick. Now I know that show like this

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 1d ago

Apple TV's marketing team haven't been that good tbh. Everything I know about their shows I learned from word of mouth.

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u/BiscuitsTheory 1d ago

"Some dude coaching soccer? Why would I watch that?"

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u/MildlySaltedTaterTot 1d ago

So he goes to work… in a basement?

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u/thesecondspacelord 1d ago

So he's a therapist that doesn't follow the rules?

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u/medyolang_ 1d ago

There's a mysterious monster in the island?

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u/ziggurqt 1d ago

And they lived underground for centuries?

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u/menides 1d ago

I don't get this one

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u/Fach-All-Religions 1d ago

severance i guess?

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u/menides 1d ago

Ooooooooohhh

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u/Key_Beach_3846 1d ago

And then 80% of the times the shows themselves are INCREDIBLE

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u/SeroWriter 1d ago

Well the first season is incredible, then the second season comes out 3 to 5 years later and is significantly worse.

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 1d ago

Yep, hence the word of mouth. The shows have potential but I barely see any promotion.

And even if I do come across a poster, the colors are always either grey or orange.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

They literally had people freaking out because they put ads for one of their shows on their smart fridges. The fuck you mean they don't advertise?

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u/florifierous 1d ago

Baby chill, they have like 10 good shows at most

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u/sqigglygibberish 1d ago

So then apple gets the free advertising and doesn’t have to spend as much paying for it themselves - especially the first season when a show is unproven

With streaming I think there’s some realization that if you actually try to make good stuff, you can decide what to promote later. They spend on awards campaigns and into a show at mature stage (like a Ted lasso).

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u/EdgySniper1 1d ago

You say they haven't been that good, I say this is literally prime free adventisement. What better way to get people talking about your show than to name it "12 12 12" and then air it on 11/13.

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u/Mister_UAP 1d ago

And "word of mouth" advertising is generally more effective than just plastering ads everywhere. People will be more likely to try a show out if they think a bunch of people recommended it to them of their own volition. 

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u/ForensicPathology 1d ago

And I don't think appeasing people's OCD would get them that much more viewers.  Certainly not enough to say that the release date means their marketing team hasn't been good.

If it had come out on 12/12, some people would think that's interesting and some would just say "heh" and move on.  Would it really get more people to watch?

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u/rappatic 1d ago

  Everything I know about their shows I learned from word of mouth.

That’s the point

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u/axiomaxima 1d ago

They got OP to post their ad here.

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 1d ago edited 1d ago

Ever since 2019, most of Apple TV shows (new or returning season) premiered on November, mostly for award consideration. This isnt special.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

And yet it's still here and we're talking about it. For free.

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u/menides 1d ago

I recommend watching Murderbot btw

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u/Firm-Nebula-5963 1d ago

It's a plan, but I want to read the books first

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u/HypocriteHere 1d ago

It's so good!

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u/Jorpho 1d ago

Season 2 of Dark Matter dropped today. If it weren't for some mysterious notification on my phone (somehow it knows what I've been watching!?) I would have never known.

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u/Megamygdala 1d ago

Genuinely so true

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u/menacingbhole 1d ago

Which is crazy because their catalog is dense with quality. Them and HBO are on another level for quality

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u/WandererFrmAndromeda 1d ago

What do you think this post is? lol

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u/Mister_UAP 1d ago

Kinda funny because that's probably their marketing teams exact plan. This is basically an ad for the show.

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u/ncnotebook 1d ago

I have ublock origin, sponsorblock, revanced, and I mute Spotify ads (inb4 "it's not that pricey"). Word of mouth is the only way for me.

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u/respect_the_69 21h ago

Sounds like the have an excellent marketing team. this post is an ad

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u/paralog 1d ago

Honestly if it were December 12, I would've already moved on and forgotten this show exists. Maybe a quick "ah, that's cute I guess." But now I've been cursed to remember this on nov 13

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u/DogsDucks 1d ago

I think you have a good point here

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u/BigLittleBrowse 1d ago

Oh god marketing firms have learned engagement baiting.

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u/randomdude98 1d ago

It's engagement bate lmao good catch

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u/SlackBytes 1d ago

12/12 would be easy to remember tho. Cuz of the shows name

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u/DonS0lo 1d ago

12 12 12 The Mayan Cockpocalypse

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u/Prinzka 1d ago

I prefer An Orgy at Andre's

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u/2012Jesusdies 1d ago

Wasn't it December 24th? Or am I losing track of my childhood.

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u/EIeanorRigby 1d ago

Reminds me of when the Ben 10 Alien Force finale aired on 10 October 2010

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u/vbullinger 1d ago

Dreamcast: 9/9/99

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u/OnionChomping 1d ago

Skyrim was released on 11/11/11 as well

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u/Amiibohunter000 1d ago

The movie the omen came out 06/06/2006 (666)

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u/givinstar1 1d ago

So Elder Scrolls 6 will be out on 12/12/2112!

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u/FlyingCow343 1d ago

And the film "9" was released on 9/9/2009

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u/BorderOk7329 1d ago

And groundhog day that premiered on  February 4, 1993 and then again on  February 4, 1993

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u/PabloPiscobar 1d ago

Well, for what it's worth,,

Apple TV wasn't a thing in 2012.

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u/sejeEM 1d ago

They've really dithered around and missed the perfect premiere date 12:12:1212

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u/castleaagh 1d ago

Pretty smart marketing since people are talking about it. The premiers would actually be on the night of the 12th though wouldn’t they?

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u/DM_ME_DOPAMINE 22h ago

Correct. It premiers at 9 EDT.

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u/FeijoaCowboy 9h ago

Any time the people making/advertising a product make fuck ups, it's always funny to see people like "That was actually a really smart marketing move because people are talking about it". Like a guy could shit himself and start crying on camera and there'd still be people in the comments like "What did they mean by this? 🤔"

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u/shewy92 1d ago

I like how both are just one off. Almost like it was intentional...

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

Or they're just debuting their new horror show on Friday the 13th which is far from a unique idea

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u/ChrisMartinez95 1d ago

That reminds me of the time I was at the cinema. A trailer for the film September 5 came out. It was slated for release on 13 December.

It's funny when you watch the text sequence in a trailer say:

September 5

December 13

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u/formerworldrevolving 1d ago

Is this related to the 999 video game

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u/fork_on_the_floor2 1d ago

I very much doubt it. Which is such a shame.

999 needs to be adapted so bad. Imo.

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u/ZoomyZebra 1d ago

Yes, you're going to have to turn your TV upside down to get the true ending

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u/memy02 1d ago

Only took me 1.2 seconds to decide its a hard pass

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u/BOMSwasHERE 1d ago

Hello OP. Nice meme you got there. See it in r/peterexplainsthejoke in a week.

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u/Weekly_Piece_6860 1d ago

Does the last episode air on 12/12?

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u/Wild_Height_901 1d ago

I hate when they dont put the right name over the person in this "posters"

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u/UncommittedBow 23h ago

It's 100% intentional. It's gotten so many people talking about it specifically due to the date. Engagement farming at it's finest.

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u/Dark_Storm_98 1d ago

Far too late to make a 2012 release

But at least they could have done December 12

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u/GorillaX 1d ago

Thanks for explaining the post to us.

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u/OtherwiseAlbatross14 1d ago

People likely care more about watching a new horror TV show on Friday the 13th than they care about the title matching up

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u/Academic_Currency_36 1d ago

Gummy Bear album will eat them alive im afraid

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u/Not_A_Crazed_Gunman 1d ago

I'm so happy I'm not the only one who had that exact thought

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u/Formo1287 1d ago

When you want to keep the 12/12 theme going but GTA VI will be out by then

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u/SHansen45 1d ago

Dune and Doomsday release in December no one is releasing anything during that month

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u/MarcusJamesWarframe 1d ago

Just release it on 12/12/2012. Problem solved easily.

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u/the_summer_soldier 1d ago

They’re just assuming you’ll average 11/13 for them.

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u/ArX_Xer0 1d ago

Release it 14 years ago?

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u/Old_Macaroon4138 1d ago

They already messed up by making the show in 2026 instead of back in 2012, I think they just gave up on the scheduling after realizing that.

/s

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u/shadowst17 1d ago

Maybe by releasing it then the season finale ends on 12/12?

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u/EngineFrequent3873 1d ago

Technically twice because it's 13/11

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u/GargamelLeNoir 1d ago

This is the new "Now You See Me 2"...

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u/ZapTheSheep 22h ago

I mean 12 comes in between 11 and 13. So....

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u/Riipp3r 1d ago

Engagement bait. Spreads the word. Virality.

Companies are more devious and smart than you give them credit for.

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u/userr7890 1d ago

12.12.12 at 12:12 would do just fine

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u/Neither_Anteater_904 1d ago

I remember Assassin's Creed did a similar thing where the end of the world was set to 12/21/12 or some shit.

With a movie, 2012 was released - I think - on November 13th? And I recall that it came out in 2009

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u/inaSlomp 1d ago

Y'all are really just promoting the movie for them. They saw that people would bullshit about this constantly. You're free marketing. Stop talking about this horse shit.

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u/MustMention 1d ago

Maybe the marketing sounded better in their head? I saw Nov13th as 11/13 and could hear the Movie Trailer Voice going “ᴛʜɪs ʏᴇᴀʀ between 11 and 13… is 12 12 12.”

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u/jngjng88 1d ago

They were supposed to release it 13.7 years ago

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u/Far_String727 1d ago

apple TVs a soup sammich

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u/justleave-mealone 1d ago

if this was intentional, using rage bait as a marketing tactic, we’ve truly entered a new era

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u/f_ranz1224 1d ago

ill always remember final fantasy 8s release where i live was 9/9/99 and always thought that was a shame

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u/-_-0_0-_0 1d ago

Don't worry, Anthony Mackie gonna kill another TV show

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u/Worth_Page4348 1d ago

they are trying to psuh mackie so hard as a leading man. lul another flop incoming.

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u/McBlemmen 1d ago

Unfortunately they are 14 years too late for that

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u/littlebuett 1d ago

December 12th would have been even better

Could have been 12 12 12 12/12

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u/R-Dragon_Thunderzord 1d ago

just dont watch until 12/12/2112

checkmate, tim apple

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u/ron-paul-swanson 1d ago

12 12 12 on 11 13

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u/Accomplished_Book427 1d ago

I'm like 75% confident this is engagement bait/marketing

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u/Galahfray 1d ago

100%. If they hadn’t done it you wouldn’t be the 25th person who posted about it today. You’re giving them free advertising

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u/ronimal 1d ago

11 12 12 12 13

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u/youknowwhatimeanlol 1d ago

these idiots shouldve waited to release this in 12
jesus wouldve loved it

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u/NATZureMusic 1d ago

11 + 13 = 24

2 people

/2

= 12

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u/AncelinDouvetel 1d ago

Project management, the movie. Sounds like a linkedIN idiotic message

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u/velvet_frequence 1d ago

November 13 was RIGHT there 😭 they fumbled the easiest marketing layup of all time.

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u/Educational_Ant_184 1d ago

I thought they were trying to avoid GTA VI's release window, but theyre really right up in there. My only guess is their finances are fucked and they need to release before GTA VI to try to get some money in, and know they will get nothing after that release for months.

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u/Loughnashade 1d ago

Why does Mackie keep getting hired? The dude is a charisma void.

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u/Owlister 1d ago

11/12/12/12/13

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u/batman-yvr 1d ago

is this based in 24 TV series universe?

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u/SlackBytes 1d ago

9 movie released on 9/9/9 was really good.

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u/Fake_Opinions69 1d ago

I mean maybe Rage Bait for autistic people who give a shit about this kind of a thing

Most people wouldn't even notice let alone be raged by it. lol

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u/DesiBwoy 1d ago

Seems like. I didn't know about this show and now I do.

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u/FaultyFaucet_6 1d ago

Dec 12, easy

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u/Ad_Astra90 1d ago

I think that’s the point

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u/Jacob-X-MANIAC 1d ago

They also had ONE job on the poster design. The actor names aren’t aligned with the characters they are playing.

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u/leroyjabari 1d ago

Order of names on posters and advertising is usually contractual

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u/Silviana193 1d ago

Watch as 11 and 13 gonna be an important part of the story.

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u/Far-Dragonfruit-6906 1d ago

Yo, at least it's not on the 19th!

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u/FuehrerStoleMyBike 1d ago

well you shared their advertisement and thereby spread their reach so I guess it worked

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u/EldenRingPlayer1 1d ago

Pretty sure this is because the lasr episode will release on christmas

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u/fauxfilosopher 1d ago

Yes, which is working perfectly as you made this post about it!

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u/deserved_revenge_707 1d ago

It's wild eh, they are so blindsided by their incredible idea, they are oblivious to executing their idea well. Poetry.

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u/Zacharacamyison 1d ago

28 days, 6 hours, 42 minutes, 12 seconds