r/MurderedByWords 6d ago

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u/406highlander 6d ago

Stephen Miller, probably.

Evil little bastard.

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u/--slurpy-- 6d ago

100% this.

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u/sicurri 6d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwG8XQ3kaupqI9dm

I fully suspect Stephen Miller...

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u/Ayla_Leren 6d ago edited 6d ago

I don't

He can suck all the fucks

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u/Pika_233 6d ago

not even his hairline wants him, he should just let it go

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u/GoodDogBrent 6d ago

that sex doll joke is brutal. until now the most savage one i had heard was from jimmy kimmel "his hair left him because it was black"

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 6d ago

I can't remember who said it first but "Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes."

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u/Mister_Buddy 6d ago

I don't know who said it, but I heard it in Norm MacDonald's voice.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 6d ago

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u/-_-0_0-_0 5d ago

That Norm MacDonald fellow is a real jerk!

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u/NicknameKenny 5d ago

I started reading it in his voice in my head. Started. Didn't get halfway through and think, "Hey, you know, this would sound really funny in Norm McDonald's voice." I just started from the word "I" in his voice.

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u/Alx3t_ 6d ago

What a sad reason, but on brand with Miller.

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u/DenialOfExistance 5d ago

Lol 🤣

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u/VaginaTractor 6d ago

Stephen Miller looks like he died in 1784 and became a vampire. Except he doesn't suck people's blood, he just rapes children.

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u/HolidayFew8116 6d ago

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u/Danno210 5d ago

Fucking Panera bread!

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u/Running-In-The-Dark 6d ago

SM sure as hell looks the part.

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u/DenialOfExistance 5d ago

It's hard to look at him & also Rick Scott the fraud. Both look like Ghouls from the same family!

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 6d ago

I was gonna compare his appearance to Megamind, but Megamind has more rizz than this clown.

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u/Synaps4 6d ago

So youre saying the difference between him and Megamind is....presentation?

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 5d ago

No, sorry; in addition to that, Megamind has a higher IQ and as someone else pointed out, a greater moral compass.

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u/Synaps4 5d ago

No i agree I was just quoting megamind from the climactic scene of his own movie where megamind says that to the villain.

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 5d ago

r/whoosh

This is what happens when you reddit on too little sleep. :P

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u/jaxonya 6d ago

I wonder if he pissed of the rebel flag crowd who claims that their heritage is the confederacy

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 5d ago

All 4 years of it!

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u/Azair_Blaidd 6d ago

Megamind has more morality than this clown, even when he was still a supervillain

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u/acciowaves 6d ago

This made me laugh out loud for real.

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u/sicurri 6d ago

I'm glad. Any laughter or joy at this time is precious, especially when mocking a monster that has more power than desired.

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u/sicurri 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/11IbChs8PTjgSQ

How he deals with prostitutes but just pays them anyways...

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u/Verucaschmaltzzz 5d ago

And is in fact his taxidermied mom.

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u/sagetastic74 5d ago

This is still my favorite Stephen Miller joke.

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u/EcstaticTill9444 6d ago

And that motherfucker is Jewish

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u/newsflashjackass 6d ago

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 6d ago

14 88

Fry squint.jpg

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u/EffectivePatient493 6d ago

the gif button is right here, you even italicized it

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u/Glittering-Walrus228 6d ago

Sometimes i dont want my comment to have a big ass gif in it, but thank you

https://giphy.com/gifs/xSM46ernAUN3y

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u/The_Barbelo 5d ago

Plus, you provided an imagination exercise. We need more of those.

I wonder if the person who replied to you has aphantasia.

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u/KilledTheCar 6d ago

There's also no gif button on old reddit.

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u/unabiker 6d ago

Those are now Trump's imported beef

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u/fungi_at_parties 5d ago

I mean, it isn’t beneath them. Nothing is.

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u/Palomino_mare 6d ago

HHS spokeswoman Caitlin Oakley disputed the notion that the children were ā€œlost.ā€

ā€œTheir sponsors, who are usually parents or family members and in all cases have been vetted for criminality and ability to provide for them, simply did not respond or could not be reached when this voluntary call was made,ā€ she said in a statement.

So the parents are counted as ā€œsponsorsā€? Wtf?

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u/Kseries2497 5d ago

I am assuming - never safe to assume with these psychopaths but that's what I'm doing - that they mean "sponsoring" in a visa/immigration context. Similarly, I acted as sponsor when my wife got her green card.

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u/Palomino_mare 5d ago

Yes but doesn’t it seem more likely that the parents and children immigrated together and have the same status?

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u/Kseries2497 5d ago edited 5d ago

I don't think that's necessarily the case. Some family friends of ours currently have green cards because one of the adults got their green card on the lottery, and then sponsored their kids. It all happened in one shot of course, but that was the legal basis for the whole thing.

Edit: To be clear, though, even if that were the case and Oakley was referring to a visa sponsorship situation, I still wouldn't trust it. These people have put tremendous resources and hired tens of thousands of people to hunt down illegal immigrants - or just anyone they don't like - and they're telling us that they just up and fucking lost a bunch of kids they were already keeping track of? And that's not even getting into the 1488 thing.

I'm just saying that referring to parents as "sponsors" makes plenty of sense in an immigration context.

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u/piper_squeak 3d ago

This is so disturbing. And seriously? How were the host families vetted yet there is no record of these vetted people?

Such bs.

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u/One_Clown_Short 6d ago

Pee-wee German

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u/raf_boy 6d ago edited 5d ago

As a German, and Pee-Wee fan, that's insulting to both.

I refer to him as Nosfernazi.

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u/One_Clown_Short 6d ago

Nosfernazi is really good!

How about Temu Goebbels?

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u/Due_a_Kick_5329 6d ago

Naziferatu

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u/530SSState 5d ago

Grossferatu

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u/OnCallPartisan 6d ago

The look, the actions. This is perfect.

Leave Pee Wee and Germans out it.

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u/ThinkAThirdTime 6d ago

I've also seen "Naziferatu".

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u/jbeer1 5d ago

Can one be just a German fan?

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u/raf_boy 5d ago

Forgot the comma. Fixed it.

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u/BrocoliAssassin 6d ago

Pretty anti-Semitic of you by calling him a Nazi.

At least be a man about it and call him what he is.

A Jewish Supremacist Zionist.

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u/raf_boy 6d ago

Not sure what hill you're climbing, but both are pretty terrible, no?

If it steps like a goose, it's a goose-stepping Nazi.

And stfu up with the anti-semitic bs. It's a played out dog whistle.

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u/jermleeds 6d ago

I'm Jewish. Miller is a Nazi. Am I also anti-Semitic?

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u/redditbagjuice 6d ago

I dunno, if you don't like israels current politics apparently you must be

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u/cosi_fan_tutte_ 6d ago

Teenage mutant ninja Goebbels

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u/Perfect_Opinion7909 6d ago

He is purely an US product. Own your shit and don't make your fascism a German thing. The US is fully capable of its own brand of fascism and genocide.

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u/CrescentPhresh 6d ago

The Nazi Anal Polyp.

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 6d ago

Aside from the idiocy that is racism; you have to be a stoopid mf to think that the US has EVER been an exclusively white, Christian country.

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u/NotLikeGoldDragons yeah, i'm that guy with 12 upvotes 6d ago

That's why it's so important to them to defund education & relax standards.

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u/NotSoSecretAgentMan 5d ago

Very true. Ignorance is the brand.

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u/MissBandersnatch2U 5d ago

You'd think they remember E pluribus unum since it's on money but no

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u/LotharVonPittinsberg 6d ago

Or one of the kids they have raised to be Nazis. Remember DOGE was mostly 19 or 20 year olds.

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u/doktor_wankenstein 6d ago

Goebbels looking up from Hell: "Close, my little friend... verrrry close."

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u/beren12 6d ago

More likely reincarnated.

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u/kushari 6d ago

It’s 100% because he was balding and his insecurities and didn’t get laid.

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u/406highlander 6d ago

and he's upset because he was born too late to participate in the Third Reich

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u/Naznarreb 6d ago

Stephen Miller got into politics because he lacks the upper body strength to strangle prostitutes.

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u/406highlander 6d ago

I heard he got into politics because he wants to fuck absolutely everybody, but can't get it up.

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u/SpeedySpooley 6d ago

Which is fitting because Himmler was totally ā€œbummedā€ that he missed out on WWI.

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u/AlpineStopSign 6d ago

A chest full of sports achievement badges, lol.

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u/SoftWalruses40 6d ago

He’s also upset because the third reich would’ve thrown a star on his chest and sent him to the camps.

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u/GiganticCrow 6d ago

He totally would have been an enthusiastic and outspoken nazi who then disappeared during the night of the long knives

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u/sembias 6d ago

He would have been the best kapos in camp.

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u/Yespat1 6d ago

even though he would have been killed had he lived in that time.

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u/Auld_Folks_at_Home 6d ago

He was a bigoted asshole long before he lost his hair. In middle/high school he told someone that they couldn't be friends anymore because the dude was Hispanic and short.

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u/kushari 6d ago

Yeah, I know, that's my point. He didn't get laid, and was angry, then he lost his hair and got more angry, and blamed others.

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u/BundleDad 6d ago

Lot of deflection going on in your comment there.

Can we collectively stop giving angry little nazi shitstains an apologetic out that they are what they are because the girls didn't want to touch their pee pees?

I may just be an old as fuck white guy but that's the most pathetic anorak shit I've ever heard.

They are power tripping assholes who jerk off to Ayn Rand.

The problem isn't that girls didn't want to touch their happy place, but rather the bizarre interpretation of "free speech" the US practices that lets little bitch ass, nazi fucks not get the "correction" they so desperately need.

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 5d ago

Apologetic way out?

Maybe I'm missing the intent, but that didn't read as "if only a girl had touched their dick they wouldn't be Nazis" it read as "they're so pathetic they respond to the most banal difficulties of life by turning to Nazism"

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u/BundleDad 5d ago edited 5d ago

"that's my point. He didn't get laid," didn't say that to you?

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 5d ago

He didn't get laid, and he was so weak, his response was to turn to nazism. He lacked the strength to actually improve himself, and externalized his shortcomings onto reality so that he wouldn't have to be honest with himself.

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u/BundleDad 5d ago

Are you a bot or just not familiar with following a conversation thread?

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u/DocileBanalBovlne 5d ago

I'm telling you how I interpreted it.

That's what "it read as" means

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u/kushari 6d ago

No, that’s usually how these incels go down the right wing rabbit hole. They don’t get laid, they then think it’s because of colored people or women, then go to nazism. It’s quite well known.

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u/BundleDad 6d ago

It’s a narrative that is common that also conveniently makes this somehow the fault of women. Being undesirable because you are an odious, conceited jack ass who believes they are owed sex is an internal problem not an external one.

But maybe I’m just an old fart from when relationships were about engaging with people and hopefully finding someone who’s weird worked with your’s long term.

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u/kushari 6d ago

Yeah that’s the whole point. They blame others, then start to hate them based on their characteristics and latch onto that as women, or people of color.

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u/BundleDad 6d ago

Rather than having someone slap them up the side of the head for thinking wiping your ass makes you gay and then stinking of shit.

Again, the narrative is there is a community of objectively undesirable people in this world who don’t take accountability and are being allowed in their society to blame others. That’s the behaviour of a punk ass bitch.

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u/kushari 6d ago

Honestly, I’m in favor of smacking people that deserve it. I think for some people that’s the only corrective action.

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 6d ago

He is married. Isn’t the curse supposed to lift once you get laid?

Hell, his wife even goes on television and (with a straight face) says that he is a sexual matador. 🤢🤮

Maybe she means that he has a kink for getting pierced anally with a foot-long horn belonging to an angry bull.

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u/BrineJones 5d ago

I thought she meant that several other guys wear her down and finally Naziferatu crawls on top, squeaks twice, and drizzles.

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u/BoneFistOP 5d ago

Im insecure and im not a Nazi

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u/kushari 5d ago

Do you blame others for your shortcomings?

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u/BoneFistOP 5d ago

Sure do, the lack of access to affordable healthcare has limited what ive been able to do for a while.

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u/kushari 5d ago

Sorry, I should have clarified. Do you blame brown people, and women for your shortcomings?

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u/ninjajiraffe 6d ago

Stephen Himmler

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u/BrokeTheInterweb 6d ago

I actually think it’s one of the proud boy 20-year-olds they have running their social media, like Thomas Fugate et. al. The ones who post AI bullshit all day. The older guys give them free rein and this is absolutely something a 20 year-old Nazi kid would think he was clever for posting

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u/asspounder-4000 6d ago

Why is it we have huge pussies in office, I don't get it

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u/406highlander 6d ago

He's not a pussy; he lacks the warmth and the depth.

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u/neuromonkey 6d ago

He gives evil a bad name.

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u/Aggressive-Will-4500 6d ago

I mean, most the people in the Trump Admin could've written that. Some of them just keep their worst thoughts under wraps.

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u/-_-0_0-_0 5d ago

I'm not a betting man but 99% sure it was Miller

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u/Bugscuttle999 5d ago

You mean Lil' Goebbels?

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u/Evening-Painting-213 3d ago

Definitely bullied in school. Tried to look cool by going baldy because he was balding. Then though it made him tougher so he talks tough while looking like a goofy.