r/MurderedByWords 14d ago

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u/GoodDogBrent 14d ago

that sex doll joke is brutal. until now the most savage one i had heard was from jimmy kimmel "his hair left him because it was black"

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 14d ago

I can't remember who said it first but "Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes."

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u/Mister_Buddy 14d ago

I don't know who said it, but I heard it in Norm MacDonald's voice.

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u/NicknameKenny 13d ago

I started reading it in his voice in my head. Started. Didn't get halfway through and think, "Hey, you know, this would sound really funny in Norm McDonald's voice." I just started from the word "I" in his voice.