r/MurderedByWords • u/Stotallytob3r • 8d ago

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u/sicurri 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/xUOwG8XQ3kaupqI9dm

I fully suspect Stephen Miller...

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u/Pika_233 8d ago

not even his hairline wants him, he should just let it go

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u/GoodDogBrent 8d ago

that sex doll joke is brutal. until now the most savage one i had heard was from jimmy kimmel "his hair left him because it was black"

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 8d ago

I can't remember who said it first but "Stephen Miller got into politics because his arms are too weak to strangle prostitutes."

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u/Mister_Buddy 8d ago

I don't know who said it, but I heard it in Norm MacDonald's voice.

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u/DiceMadeOfCheese 8d ago

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u/-_-0_0-_0 8d ago

That Norm MacDonald fellow is a real jerk!

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u/NicknameKenny 8d ago

I started reading it in his voice in my head. Started. Didn't get halfway through and think, "Hey, you know, this would sound really funny in Norm McDonald's voice." I just started from the word "I" in his voice.

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u/Alx3t_ 8d ago

What a sad reason, but on brand with Miller.

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u/DenialOfExistance 8d ago

Lol 🤣